weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 7hShe gets a pardon, nda, and a complimentary golf cart rental. 260
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026static.klipy.comKenneth Parcell: Don't Get Too AttachedALT: Kenneth Parcell: Don't Get Too Attached 030
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ruin a book by adding a word: Netflix's East of Eden 222085
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comLorna (Becki Newton): It's None Of My BusinessALT: Lorna (Becki Newton): It's None Of My Business 090
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I just checked the balance. You may want to sit down for this. 160
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026But now no one will see my retweets of my retweets of jokes I stole from a Hooverville wino in a Knoxville drunk tank around 1934. 360
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Um hello? We have have $20 BAZILLION trade surplus with Wakanda! www.bbc.com/news/world-u...bbc.comUS government lists fictional nation Wakanda as trade partnerOfficials say it was an error to add the fictional nation from Black Panther to the list. 1211525
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Tuscan poet reports rare Mitch McConnell sighting. 3626
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Aren't all sausages of indeterminate origin? 7121
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Would more Michelin-starred restaurants in Wisconsin make cannibalism unnecessary? by Ezra Klein 280
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Those supporters wouldn't perchance be the, um, beneficiaries... 11956
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026For the same reason everyone walks on eggshells around sociopaths? 0220
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 01/08/2026static.klipy.comFunny Borat Says Great SuccessALT: Funny Borat Says Great Success 000
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 01/08/2026This is the kind of villain Batman has to face during a writers strike. 49012
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 31/07/2026What's happening, why you think you feel this way about it, and so what? By Ezra Klein 1271
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Every tweet is an unforced shareholders earnings call when you're a former trillionaire. 75910
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I suspect he has ulterior reasons for wanting communication infrastructure underneath us to [nefarious verb] with the communication infrastructure in orbit above us. 180
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 29/07/2026They would like you to believe in the existence of a supreme being but not wind, in which form the supreme being manifests in an ancient book Trump sells for $60 to people who believe he's read it so they don't have to. 6668
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Rand Paul attributes 35 million deaths in 14th-century Europe to Anthony Fauci. 78711
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Dude can't even get self-driving cars to Cincinnati. 1222
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 28/07/2026static.klipy.comLiz Lemon (Tina Fey): You Embarrass MeALT: Liz Lemon (Tina Fey): You Embarrass Me 1310
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 28/07/2026You know the ancient Greek gods aren't real, because they would have definitely noticed this guy's hubris by now and turned him into a stag for someone's hounds to devour. 99313
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026static.klipy.comLukas Gage as Adam: Let Me Stop You Right ThereALT: Lukas Gage as Adam: Let Me Stop You Right There 3260
weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 25/07/2026No, Gary. I did not graffiti windswept, many-towered Ilium.static.klipy.comFuller House: What Kind Of Person Do You Think I Am?ALT: Fuller House: What Kind Of Person Do You Think I Am? 030
