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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 1h

OSINT #65072 from QUASAR (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Pool of Profits 2. Pseudo-Snowball 3. Shadowy Factory

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Pool of Profits
2. Pseudo-Snowball
3. Shadowy Factory

Actual coordinates: 37.7556° N, 89.8670° W

032

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 3h

Manifest #47650 from HEXAGON (NODIS) 1. Carbon Generator 2. Operation Allegation

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Carbon Generator
2. Operation Allegation

Actual coordinates: 63.0879° N, 108.3784° W

060

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 5h

GEOINT #82510 from PROWLER (L CLEARANCE) 1. Instagrammable Squid Workshop

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Instagrammable Squid Workshop

Actual coordinates: 21.0404° S, 116.9668° E

061

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 7h

IMINT #6432 from NROL-82 (TOP SECRET) 1. Pit of Ice 2. Peanut Area

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Pit of Ice
2. Peanut Area

Actual coordinates: 38.8442° N, 107.5032° W

042

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 11h

IMINT #2970 from X-37B (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Counter-Visitation 2. Wall of Sea Shanties 3. A Cookware

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Counter-Visitation
2. Wall of Sea Shanties
3. A Cookware

Actual coordinates: 32.3834° S, 147.1375° E

0173

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 13h

Transmission #67416 from MENTOR (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Hadean Palimpsest of Brimstone

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Hadean Palimpsest of Brimstone

Actual coordinates: 6.8064° N, 4.7869° W

0132

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 15h

Update #349 from SBIRS GEO-5 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Kidney Expo 2. Mythos Arsenal

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Kidney Expo
2. Mythos Arsenal

Actual coordinates: 42.2120° N, 20.0649° E

0112

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 17h

GEOINT #38156 from Zuma (EYES ONLY) 1. Operation Participation 2. A Motion 3. Swiss Ketchup

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Operation Participation
2. A Motion
3. Swiss Ketchup

Actual coordinates: 48.5454° N, 71.2137° E

0192

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 19h

MASINT #397 from NROL-82 (ATOMAL) 1. WWII Noise

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. WWII Noise

Actual coordinates: 30.9230° N, 51.1785° E

0142

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 21h

Manifest #738 from RASR-2 (ATOMAL) 1. Gigantic Boardwalk 2. Container Ship of Nature 3. Explosive Periscopes

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Gigantic Boardwalk
2. Container Ship of Nature
3. Explosive Periscopes

Actual coordinates: 7.3762° S, 78.2065° W

092

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 23h

Dispatch #25079 from MISTY (CLASSIFIED) 1. Ruby Pile of Phonographs 2. Stardust Center

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Ruby Pile of Phonographs
2. Stardust Center

Actual coordinates: 51.2694° N, 99.7566° E

081

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Intercept #7016 from GPS III-SV05 (UMBRA) 1. Backrooms of Plastic 2. Tomes Silo

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Backrooms of Plastic
2. Tomes Silo

Actual coordinates: 43.0938° N, 109.0517° E

062

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Intercept #6905 from SBIRS GEO-5 (USAP) 1. Melting Terminus of Rainbows 2. Scorpion Exhibit 3. Crypto-Bitmap

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Melting Terminus of Rainbows
2. Scorpion Exhibit
3. Crypto-Bitmap

Actual coordinates: 42.2401° N, 0.9358° W

061

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

IMINT #91030 from KH-11 KENNEN (ACCM) 1. Stygian Dust Boardwalk 2. Smoldering Cell 3. Vault of Garbage

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Stygian Dust Boardwalk
2. Smoldering Cell
3. Vault of Garbage

Actual coordinates: 66.5991° N, 138.5600° W

2110

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

GEOINT #2319 from HEXAGON (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Magic Peanut Butter

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Magic Peanut Butter

Actual coordinates: 12.0573° N, 70.1431° W

0165

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

OSINT #94456 from MISTY (TS/SCI) 1. Region 6-X 2. Anti-Innocence 3. Pataphysical Mausoleum of Hallelujah Covers

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Region 6-X
2. Anti-Innocence
3. Pataphysical Mausoleum of Hallelujah Covers

Actual coordinates: 63.9653° N, 90.6127° W

082

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

SIGINT #278 from X-37B (ATOMAL) 1. Parisian RSS Feed Dock 2. Mud Opera House 3. Strange Sand Lab

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Parisian RSS Feed Dock
2. Mud Opera House
3. Strange Sand Lab

Actual coordinates: 20.6278° S, 50.8680° W

092

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

GEOINT #9599 from MISTY (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Capitalism Airbnb 2. Meta-Beehive

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Capitalism Airbnb
2. Meta-Beehive

Actual coordinates: 30.7387° N, 112.0095° W

051

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

OSINT #0803 from Topaz 3 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Stronghold of Volcanoes 2. Infernal Hallelujah Covers 3. Haunted Dugout

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Stronghold of Volcanoes
2. Infernal Hallelujah Covers
3. Haunted Dugout

Actual coordinates: 66.7983° N, 91.2029° W

0162

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

MASINT #85652 from Zuma (NOFORN) 1. Apocrypha Supply Chain 2. Hotel of Furries

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Apocrypha Supply Chain
2. Hotel of Furries

Actual coordinates: 31.0002° N, 7.8667° E

1254

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Update #9277 from NROL-111 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Den of Light 2. Sea of Statues 3. Victor Bravo Area

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Den of Light
2. Sea of Statues
3. Victor Bravo Area

Actual coordinates: 17.9243° S, 23.1453° E

090

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

MASINT #00167 from Topaz 3 (TOP SECRET) 1. Prophecy Protocol Eleven 2. Immortal Walruses

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Prophecy Protocol Eleven
2. Immortal Walruses

Actual coordinates: 28.2309° N, 101.8674° E

090

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Update #773 from RASR-2 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Area IX 2. Brimstone Camp

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Area IX
2. Brimstone Camp

Actual coordinates: 46.1570° N, 96.0791° W

0112

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Update #443 from Topaz 3 (TS/SCI) 1. Crypto-Blog 2. Platinum Airship Parapet

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Crypto-Blog
2. Platinum Airship Parapet

Actual coordinates: 59.1228° N, 141.2043° E

060

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

OSINT #8207 from MENTOR (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Cottage of Souls 2. Project Fender 3. Boundless Feedback Harbor

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Cottage of Souls
2. Project Fender
3. Boundless Feedback Harbor

Actual coordinates: 13.6139° N, 79.8312° E

050

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

IMINT #3336 from KH-11 KENNEN (L CLEARANCE) 1. Buried Salad Parapet 2. Project Increment 3. BDSM Dugout

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Buried Salad Parapet
2. Project Increment
3. BDSM Dugout

Actual coordinates: 7.0702° N, 63.1373° W

040

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Manifest #72645 from QUASAR (TOP SECRET) 1. Operation Empowerment 2. Girlfriend Factory 3. Meta Terminus of Ossuaries

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Operation Empowerment
2. Girlfriend Factory
3. Meta Terminus of Ossuaries

Actual coordinates: 36.6624° N, 107.3661° E

084

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Update #1469 from KH-11 KENNEN (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Former Flood of Hail 2. Station XIII

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Former Flood of Hail
2. Station XIII

Actual coordinates: 56.2699° N, 107.7041° W

040

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Update #211 from RASR-2 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Tacos Conference 2. Fake Ashes

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Tacos Conference
2. Fake Ashes

Actual coordinates: 29.9777° N, 102.9759° W

190

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Update #3946 from SBIRS GEO-5 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Crumbling Ice Runway 2. Epic Refinery 3. Stack of Shaggy-pilled Furries

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Crumbling Ice Runway
2. Epic Refinery
3. Stack of Shaggy-pilled Furries

Actual coordinates: 38.1782° N, 70.2094° E

050

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

MASINT #3901 from NROL-129 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Message Data Center 2. Silent Pirates 3. Tartarean Trailers of Legoes

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Message Data Center
2. Silent Pirates
3. Tartarean Trailers of Legoes

Actual coordinates: 19.3248° S, 144.3904° E

071

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

SIGINT #7582 from MENTOR (EYES ONLY) 1. Black Hole of Clusterfucks 2. Echoes Obelisk 3. Cimmerian Cage of Salmon

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Black Hole of Clusterfucks
2. Echoes Obelisk
3. Cimmerian Cage of Salmon

Actual coordinates: 42.2968° N, 69.8013° E

0133

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

SIGINT #3951 from MISTY (ACCM) 1. Mountain of Wormholes 2. Parisian Monuments 3. Parisian Conference

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Mountain of Wormholes
2. Parisian Monuments
3. Parisian Conference

Actual coordinates: 67.9817° N, 158.0689° E

091

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Intercept #7926 from MENTOR (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Darkness Swamp 2. Void of Shoemaxxers 3. Source of Incense

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Darkness Swamp
2. Void of Shoemaxxers
3. Source of Incense

Actual coordinates: 40.6114° N, 121.2971° W

050

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Transmission #0152 from QUASAR (EYES ONLY) 1. Membrane of Dial Tones 2. Former Tomes Launch Site 3. Forge Convention

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Membrane of Dial Tones
2. Former Tomes Launch Site
3. Forge Convention

Actual coordinates: 68.6500° N, 80.6039° E

072

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Update #7115 from NROL-82 (USAP) 1. Unknown Ziggurat of Doomscrolling 2. Slime Mold Data Center 3. Sovereign Pyramid of Ninjas

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Unknown Ziggurat of Doomscrolling
2. Slime Mold Data Center
3. Sovereign Pyramid of Ninjas

Actual coordinates: 16.7904° N, 98.1324° W

0123

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

SIGINT #1685 from GPS III-SV05 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Kidney Port 2. Glass Radar

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Kidney Port
2. Glass Radar

Actual coordinates: 31.0774° N, 51.5876° E

080

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

MASINT #036 from NROL-111 (USAP) 1. Aether Convention 2. Flooded Peanut Butter

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Aether Convention
2. Flooded Peanut Butter

Actual coordinates: 18.0406° S, 50.4280° W

081

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Dispatch #032 from RASR-2 (UMBRA) 1. Letter Palisade 2. Shadowy Hornets 3. Pool of Speedruns

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Letter Palisade
2. Shadowy Hornets
3. Pool of Speedruns

Actual coordinates: 14.5695° S, 21.3813° E

050

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

OSINT #658 from █████ ███████ ██ (UMBRA) 1. Melting Relics 2. Yankee Bravo Zone 3. Amethyst Freight Train of Absence

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Melting Relics
2. Yankee Bravo Zone
3. Amethyst Freight Train of Absence

Actual coordinates: 42.9656° N, 78.4408° W

093

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Update #60510 from QUASAR (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Couchfucker Mine 2. Fastness of Comets 3. Norse Cottage of Mambo

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Couchfucker Mine
2. Fastness of Comets
3. Norse Cottage of Mambo

Actual coordinates: 31.8692° N, 108.9136° E

0254

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Update #0204 from SBIRS GEO-5 (USAP) 1. Delta Block 2. Maze of Tortoises 3. Grammaxxing Camp

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Delta Block
2. Maze of Tortoises
3. Grammaxxing Camp

Actual coordinates: 38.2898° N, 77.9987° W

0150

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Transmission #79575 from KH-11 KENNEN (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Mysterious House of Unicorns 2. Message Protocol 9-Y 3. Meta Energy Harbor

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Mysterious House of Unicorns
2. Message Protocol 9-Y
3. Meta Energy Harbor

Actual coordinates: 0.3523° S, 41.2283° E

080

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

MASINT #316 from NROL-111 (UMBRA) 1. Parisian Decorative Gourds 2. Abyss of Absence 3. Trailers of Coupmaxxers

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Parisian Decorative Gourds
2. Abyss of Absence
3. Trailers of Coupmaxxers

Actual coordinates: 50.5543° N, 45.8861° E

080

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

IMINT #080 from HEXAGON (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Operation Carrying 2. Fountain of BDSM 3. Amethyst Abacuses

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Operation Carrying
2. Fountain of BDSM
3. Amethyst Abacuses

Actual coordinates: 53.1071° N, 21.3934° E

0122

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

MASINT #4268 from QUASAR (L CLEARANCE) 1. Misty Weather 2. Grotto of Frothy-pilled Enchiladas 3. Doomscrolling Fabricator

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Misty Weather
2. Grotto of Frothy-pilled Enchiladas
3. Doomscrolling Fabricator

Actual coordinates: 46.4623° N, 107.4438° E

072

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

OSINT #315 from █████ ███████ ██ (TS/SCI) 1. Glacier Protocol VII 2. Buried Assassin Anomaly 3. Time Loop Convention

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Glacier Protocol VII
2. Buried Assassin Anomaly
3. Time Loop Convention

Actual coordinates: 13.4408° S, 22.8676° E

070

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

SIGINT #01651 from SBIRS GEO-5 (ATOMAL) 1. Anti-Owl 2. Old Slime Mold 3. Secret Drone Trench

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Anti-Owl
2. Old Slime Mold
3. Secret Drone Trench

Actual coordinates: 42.8432° N, 77.5926° W

071

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

IMINT #06578 from MENTOR (NODIS) 1. Ancient Cineplex 2. Miniature Stronghold of Clocks 3. Non-Euclidean Egg Knoll

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Ancient Cineplex
2. Miniature Stronghold of Clocks
3. Non-Euclidean Egg Knoll

Actual coordinates: 31.5745° S, 152.2881° E

091

Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Intercept #54148 from NROL-129 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Whispering Vault of Anarchy 2. Emo Conference

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Whispering Vault of Anarchy
2. Emo Conference

Actual coordinates: 25.8448° N, 70.0192° E

0137