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Weftage

@weftage.bsky.social
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Resident of USA, Oregon, Portland (which has not, in fact, burned to the ground, despite what you may have been told.)

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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 16h
All the sandpipers have gravitationally merged into a single giant composite organism running along the beach
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 16h
86ed at 86
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cracking up over the way Blue Shirt, who looks fit but not blatantly so, just effortlessly heaves her up and slings her under his arm like a sack of potatoes Ballet should be an Olympic sport
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's obviously ART.* Why do you hate ART? . . . . . . . . . *in the same sense that your 2yo's wall scrawls are ART
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Any estimates of the overlap between said dudes and the customers for Bored Ape NFTs?
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trump benefits their brand in the same way he does a lot of "news" organizations'. With Harris in office, they'd have to find something real to beef about. Or would maybe have to go find actual jobs
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know that feeling of synaptic indigestion. With any new thing, there will be some time & trial & error finding one's best pace.
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😆
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So, not too long ago, women were blamed for being too tied to the merely material, doing all that menstruating and pregnanting. They simply didn't have the capacity for abstract Thought, poor dears. And now things have flipped, and we're too abstract? OK
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sure, and if the Democrats fail to enact everybody's list in every last tiniest particular within two weeks of taking office, we will heap endless vituperation on them and vote for Republicans again. Because punishment is more important than progress. I don't make the rules.
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's interesting that the same people claim that the DNC et al are simultaneously totally inept AND able to control how people vote in the primary. AND that Bernie was the star of stars, yet was somehow knocked out so easily.🤷‍♀️
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Otherwise, yes, he lost on his own account.
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bernie is registered "independent," that is, as not belonging to a political party. He only registers as a Democrat when he is running for re-election and wants party money. Immediately after the election, he changes his registration back to "independent."
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So, back to the days when serving military were expected to supply their own clothing, yes, good
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something geological this way comes
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, we *won't* see, because we'll be looking at actually important things. New Hampshire is the yapping chihuahua of the electoral system. Trying to sabotage the primary will get them nothing.
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Asked what will happen...Buckley [said], 'We'll see.'" If you want me enraged, say "we'll see" when I ask you for something. I hated it growing up, I hated it when Bernie used it, I hate Trump for (among infinite other reasons) using it all the time, I hate this jackass for his smug presumption.
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To one degree or another, we're ALL participating in institutionalized racism, like it or not. MVP Harris is likely participating less than most, and certainly less than ol' Matt there.
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They're angry if they think a gay man is hitting on them (or thinking about it), but they get even more angry if the gay man shows no interest 🤔
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This makes me so crabby
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ActBlue @actblueorg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Save this post, and send it to anyone you know in these states. The deadlines are closer than they seem. Learn more: iwillvote.com
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cosign. (When I said "you youngs," I wasn't addressing you, BTW, and sorry I gave that impression. I was subtexting all the well-meaning folks who expect Medicare to do things it can't & won't.)
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😠
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What's that? You youngs didn't realize that Medicare doesn't cover a lot, and that Medicare enrollees are legally obligated to have additional plan(s) for prescriptions, dental, vision, hearing, and a few other things? Vote Democratic if you're serious about fixing our health care system.
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am on Medicare. For complicated Reasons, I will have to change my supplemental insurance carrier in 2027. The result will be a substantially higher premium for substantially less coverage. That $90, if I even receive it, has already been spent many times over.
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"A Jew is somebody that somebody else calls a Jew"
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😬 Henceforth, when someone mentions a Tropical Paradise, I will think of Mili, and decide to stay home after all
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stop calling computers "digital." They have no fingers to count with.
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes, we must start practicing our Dem-undermining skills now. We'll need to explain endlessly why a win is really a loss, and we'll need to be in shape to do that! How else will we be able to help the Rs get back into office to continue the urgent project of destroying the country?
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pounding the drum on your genetics or lineage is a longstanding practice of stolen valor. "My remote ancestor did something notable, so that means I am Special and must be deferred to, regardless of my mediocrity (or worse)"
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did this person just announce to the entire world that they are too dim to come in out of the rain
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Stephen Raab @onetruestephen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
100% of the claims that “they let Trump get away by slow-walking it” are post-hoc BS If they’d brought charges on 1/21, we get to the same point and the same people are saying “they rushed it on purpose to let Trump get away”
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Objects on the ground are closer than they appear"
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😊 I am, though--regrets--I am neither the hottie nor currently annoying the local Safeway.
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No stick, only carrot! In Aisle 17, there is a SPECTACULAR hottie who is having trouble choosing a breakfast cereal, and also they've unfortunately got one of those shopping carts with the damn thump-thump-thump wheels. They will be ENDLESSLY grateful when you superhero in and help them! Go!
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cape and eyepatch supplied, or bring your own? (Why do I suspect that you own a cape and an eyepatch?)
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Point of order: Rapist-wannabes also defend rapists very very hard
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"[Water] goes in, [water] goes out, you can't explain that"
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PEBCAK?
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But who's going to protect the poor demons from me, bwa ha ha
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Say what you will, but the bull is at least thorough, he's supremely dedicated to making sure every last plate in the shop is shattered, and also covered with dung
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In the current circumstances, with all that's going on, THIS is what they focus on? OK
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When I do post something to be translated, I'm careful to use the most straightforward language I can. I can save my Extremely Clever Witticisms for another day. (Day-old ECWs for sale cheap, Inquire within)
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've done this here on Bluesky. One of my follows posts mostly in a language I don't read. I don't expect the translation to be exact, but it gives me the gist, and that's good enough. If I post a reply, I can be confident that they'll be able to read something close to what I said.
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was Rod Serling standing nearby and his theme music playing
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Only 1.7 million. That's a lot less than I would have feared, just from the mass of Piteous Waifs (and their marks) posting on here
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now this is a Doll that is going places
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No problem, just bring your crochet hook. It will guide you around any problem areas.
A 3-dimensional hyperbolic construction by the mathematician Daina Taimina, crocheted in multicolored wool and silk yarns. Source: https://dainataimina.blogspot.com/
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yikes.
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Weftage @weftage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope, after they recover from their fear and worry, his friends and family can talk some sense into him about communication. grumble goddamn dumbshit kid WHO IS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER harrumph grumble grumble
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