Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Time to go after penguins. They’ve been strutting around like they own the place for far too long. Or if you want a safer target: capybaras. Nobody has massive affection for capybaras. 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The last time I got into an argument about bathroom bills the transphobe smugly gave me four examples. Two were cis men not pretending to be women going into women’s bathrooms and two were trans women following boys into men’s bathrooms. Even when they think they’ve got something they have nothing. 110
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Gail, believe me when I say this is not a fight you want to pick. They say he keeps elephants in his home but I say that’s impossible and what you’re seeing here is his seldom seen bottom half. 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Because you came for the queen and missed. Also Hello Kitty is just one of Reacher’s many disguises. 020
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Either way if you eat enough you’ll huff and you’ll puff. 111
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The first car design I ever loved was the Datsun 280z. Same kind of vibe. 010
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yes but not very high. The wires keep it from getting away. 010
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the reflex response whenever a guy is asked if he can beat something up or do parkour. 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That’s what they want you to think but you can easily smell the tons of bananas they feed him when he pretends to eat you. Sure he might chew a couple of times but he always spits the guests out. 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Damn girl, super impressive that you took over the place when you were damned, girl! 031
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think breadboxes are outdated so we should change up our size based gift guessing touchstone. Is it bigger than an air fryer? 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That’s nothing. I did this once with a container of dental floss. 011
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I ate corn on the cob tonight so I am now the dread pirate Butterbeard. 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Un-fuckable objects? No such thing.” - one of my favorite Rocky Horror callbacks. 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There’s something magical about boob flesh. It seems impossible to not know you’re touching or being touched by one, even if it’s layered in clothes or padding, suddenly I’m all princess and the pea when it comes to a tiddy. 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t think that makes what she does with the crucifix better. 010
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I paid for the highest tier of insurance available to me throughout my whole working life in case anything bad happened and then I didn’t see doctors for a decade at a time. A few urgent care visits and that’s it. I can’t see how that means I committed fraud. 010
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Any recipe can be improved by adding more garlic or more chocolate but never both. 230
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Well here’s another opportunity for me to stan for Puss in Boots: the Last Wish, which is an amazingly good movie heavily related to this topic. 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If you look really closely, from like an inch or two, they’re also identical visually. Therefore any supposed difference is just an optical illusion caused by atmospheric interference. 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sometimes a dry enchilada is just a dry enchilada - Sigmund Freud I love my dry enchilada but I take it out once in a while - Groucho Marx 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My historically accurate version of the Odyssey actually did pretty well at the box office as I’d hoped. 0864
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I could swear that I saw some skit where they said “BAGINA” but when I googled for it it said that was a misspelling and gave me vagina results. Including this. 120
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026No spoilers, Gail! Don’t tell us who’s gay. Especially if it’s “everyone.” 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026OMG! Of course he wouldn’t! It’s the one restaurant that doesn’t have pickles! 000
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Wait no! It’s when Dr. Nick says “While you were in that coma did you feel your brain getting damaged?” 160
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I want to change my answer. It’s when Smithers turns on his computer and it come up with Mr Burns on the screen and says: “Hello, Smithers, you’re QUITE good at TURNING me ON.” 040
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“Burn that seat.”static.klipy.comHomer Simpson Pants DownAlt: Homer Simpson Pants Down clown bicycle. 1300
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yayyyy!static.klipy.comWhite Squirrel Says SQUIRREL!!!Alt: White Squirrel Says SQUIRREL!!! 010
Max Bob @weezbo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Is there also a rash of people named “Doc” or “Huckleberry”? 100
