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My friend needed a life-saving bone marrow transplant and found a match from a man in Argentina. The operation was a success. My thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 19h

I've been trying to come up with a clever name for my amputee support group. So far, I'm stumped

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 20h

I called up the doctor and said, "Doctor, my wife is going into labour and her contractions are coming really fast! What should I do?" "Is this her first child?" he asked "No, this is her husband"

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 23h

Just been offered a job as a Noise Pollution Officer... But I had to turn it down

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I asked the librarian to recommend an author who writes dinosaur books. "Try Sarah Topps," she replied

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I've got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday. What he's going to do with an ex box I'll never know

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Did you know it is cheaper to import a box of snails than it is a box of mussels? It's less cargo....

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I took a girl out on a series of dates, each time having a lovely meal. On the ninth date I took her to the cinema to see The Dark Knight. so we had dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, batman

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Genie: I'll grant you three wishes. What is your first wish? Me: I want to be rich Genie: What is your second wish, Rich?

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I’ve just had to retrieve my regular loaf from a locked cage in the supermarket. The shop assistant told me it was bread in captivity

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Did you know that they've found a way to turn cheese into medicine? But it's being kept secret by Big Parma.

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

People say 50 is the new 40. I tried it out, but I still got a speeding ticket

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

So today on the street a man asked me for a dollar. I told him that I only carry big bills. He said to give him one of those, so I gave him my electric bill

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I used to date this woman who said my face looked like the back end of a boat. I didn’t say anything but I did give her a stern look!

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Police: There has been an increase in home burglary in London. Dr. Watson. Can you give us some advice? Dr. Watson: Sure, lock homes

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My therapist told me that I should stop behaving like I know it all. I knew that already

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

What is it called when two pines make a compromise? A treety

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If Lady Gaga has a baby she should name it Goo Goo

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I recently bought one of those Womble pepper grinders. It's rubbish. Everything is either underground or overground

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I can't stand cricket it's just a bloke hitting a ball with a piece of wood. Give me snooker any day!

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Last night, a man approached me with a pointed pair of scissors in hand. Good thing I acted quickly; I picked a huge rock, so I won. Imagine if I panicked and grabbed a sheet of paper.

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I love the way the Earth rotates. It makes my day.

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

There's a small target audience that always misspells nice. Niche

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Walking through the countryside I said to the kids "look at that big woolly dog" They inquisitively correct me "dad, it's a sheep"... I say "nah, it's definitely awake, look, its walking around"

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I went to a premature ejaculation meeting today. Turns out it’s tomorrow

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I could never understand why my pet pig always sat looking at the TV when my favourite Bond film was on. Then it dawned on me. It’s From Rasher with Love.

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I can’t take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him... My fault for getting one that’s pure bread

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Italian food... I'm feeling cannelloni right now!

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My Amazon delivery driver asked me what time it was. "Somewhere between 8 in the morning and 6 at night," I replied

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I was arguing with a friend in Pizza Hut the other day when my best mate came over, grabbed the garlic bread and coleslaw from our table and ran off. I wish he would stop taking sides

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What's leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There was a third off all book titles at the local shop, so I bought a copy of The Lion, The Witch.

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I had to go to the doctors yesterday, after I became breathless while eating a bowl of rice. He thinks I might be Basmatic

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I told my date I didn’t like her talking about her late boyfriend. She told me she’d stop whenever I start showing up on time

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A friend had a new baby girl. Her coworker asked: “What’s her name?” My friend replied: "Melanie Noelle." Her coworker: "How do you spell it, then?"

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I call it an elevator, but my British friend calls it a lift. I guess we were just raised differently

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels. She never knew I existed

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I asked a German girl for her number and I'm still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is "nine"

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My girlfriend is turning 32 soon and got upset when I told her we're only going to celebrate it for half a minute. When she asked why I would do that, I pointed out "This is your thirty-second birthday"

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What do an airport mechanic and an Arron Rodger's doctor have in common? They're both paid to fix broken Jets.

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What do you call a woman that sets her credit card bills on fire? Bernadette

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Must admit, if you serve you children frozen pizza or nuggets for dinner you are pretty terrible parent. It doesn't matter how busy you are, you should at least heat them up in the microwave

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