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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy

@websterthefool.bsky.social
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I eat hoes like you, no plate, no fork, no sauce, just live raw snakes! l eat hoes like you, no seasoning, no salt needed, cause you came that way! 🍔💗👾🐻✨🔮

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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Don't mess with the amazing Spider-Slut! 🕸️🕷️🦸
DMHB flexes in a dirty mirror 🪞. He's wearing a white graphic tee with Spider-Man on the front and skimpy red briefs with straps on one side. A gratuitous belly peek is shown.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
~❤️🥵🤼~
DMHB stands in a mirror dressed in a strappy little blue & red singlet. He's got his signature blue frames on & there's a portrait of two bears hugging in the background above the bed. DMHB flexes in his tight blue & red singlet in a mirror, showing his furry pit and bicep.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
1 dude 2 sharks click link in bio to see more 👀😈🦈🦈
DMHB holds 2 hefty nurse sharks under his arms with a life vest and sunglasses on.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
SAIIIIIILING TAKES ME AWAAAAYYY TO WHERE I'M GOIN 🏖️🛳️💓
DMHB stands shirtless in a reflection off the door of the balcony to his cruise cabin. The bay is in the background with a bridge.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This scruffy pup went to the groomer today! 🐶💈🧔
Dr. Manhattan's House Boy in two frames, the lower a before photo of him looking extra scruffy and curly contrasting with a trimmed up version of himself in the top frame. Both feature signature blue glasses and shameless bear face.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#scruffmaxxing
A mirror selfie of DMHB wearing his signature electric powder blue glasses and a red tank with a gold chain. He's looking particularly unkempt and in desperate need of a haircut and beard trim. DMHB flexes in a dirty mirror in skimpy blue briefs and a slightly undersized red tank. He needs a haircut and a beard trim, and maybe a donut.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
10 years ago in a galaxy far, far away, two boys fell in love; the kind of love that's written in the stars. I wouldn't know what to do without you. You're the gravity that makes my world spin round. I love you, Phil. You're my whole galaxy. Happy 10 year anniversary. 😘 ~🌌✨👬1️⃣0️⃣🌈👨‍❤️‍👨🌠~
My cute husbear Phil and I in matching bearcycle shirts from our honeymoon 10 years ago.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
He would eat me just to feel closer to me. 😻🐈‍⬛💕
Webster The Fool himself (a large tabby cat), smooshing his face into mine (Dr. Manhattan's House Boy).
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Exhibit A: Note the squish! Your dough should be pliable & squishy 🍞
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Pool time uwu
Dr. Manhattan's House Boy smoking a spliff poolside shirtless
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Electric Blue-galoo 🔵⚡🩵 we love pool season!
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Anybody want a slice? If not I'll put it back in the fridge 🥱🍰
Dr. Manhattan's House Boy's very fuzzy peach in a strappy black jock strap. You can see his peony tattoo on his thigh.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Pool fit check 🩷⚡🐽 What else is pink? 🤔
It's-a-me Dr. Manhattan's House Boy, in my black speedo with hot pink lighting bolts with my ass reflecting in the mirror. I'm also wearing my hot pink AIRO trucker hat to complete the lewk.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My summer purse came in today ~🦀🐚🏖️🦪🌊🐢🌺🍍~
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This was a thrilling read. Highly recommended for anyone who feels either corporate burn out or has frequent impulses to BITE DOWN.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Picked up a few books & spent the day reading today. Felt good to be somewhere else from the comfort of my couch. 📖🤓🌎
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Was recently made aware by my backyard camera that I do indeed, have an ass. 🍑💦🥵
It's-a-me, Dr.Manhattan's House Boy, in a thong tanning my cheeks floating on a donut inflatable in my backyard pool.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Grilling season is NOW ♨️🥗🔥🐔
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Unrestrained summer fun is NOW 💦🐳🧢
It's-a-me Dr. Manhattan's House Boy on a blue Hawaiian print pool float in my stock tank pool. I'm wearing a blue speedo and my Scooby Doo trucker hat, and not much else hehe. 1 Bestway Tanx Pool, 8ft wide, 3 ft deep, 700 gallons of fun. Pool float included.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Woof! 🐶❤️‍🔥🐶
It's-a-me Dr. Manhattan's House Boy, in my desk chair with my Puffco Peak. My two pups are on my futon desperately waiting for me to log off & go to bed.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Kisling's Tavern TWICE cause the food & booze was phenomenal, missed this place 😮‍💨🍻🍔🦀
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It's been real! Time to get back to the dirty south. Bye Baltimore! 🧡💜🐦‍⬛🍻🫧
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Lobster roll seemed appropriate🦞🥪😋
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
More friends from the aquarium 🦐🪼🦈🩶
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Don't forget to check out the aquarium! 🪼🫧🐬
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Missed this view 💙🪟🫧🪼
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Someone ordered the fried pork belly? #ouch
A very sunburnt me with my orange shorts and my stag tattoo on my belly.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Lake day ☀️🐻✌️🛶🐕
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I need an expert's opinion on these scaly briefs 🧐🐸🩲🦎
It's-a-me, Dr. Manhattan's House Boy, on my couch in my scaly green new briefs with, dare I say, a generous package.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Furry Pits Friday? Is that anything? 🧐
It's-a-me, in my flamingo tank & blue aviators, bear facing & showing off my pit.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Found some friends along the way 🫏🥕🏝️
This is me with my new friends (the donkeys) and my best bear face. A close up profile of a large brown ass. A couple asses enjoying some carrots from kayakers hands.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Got outside today and took my inflatable kayak on her maiden voyage 🛶
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Electric blue, I love you 💦🟦💙⚡
Its-a-me, Dr. Manhattan's House Boy, in my new blue glasses feeling my oats in my blue shirt.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Have some webcam belly for Fat Boy February 💝 #manifesting
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I hope everyone had a happy holiday ⛄🎄🎁
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
And now I'm in a mood
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Grab me by my short & curlies ✂️💈🧔
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
🟢🎁🎧🤘
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
"I herald His beginning, I herald your end, I herald.... HALLOWEEN" 🎃🌠🏄‍♂️ #SilverSurfer #HappyHalloween #FantasticFour
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Feeling woofy 🐾😉🥤
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
😺💝🫂
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Hi blonde I'm gay!💈✂️👱‍♀️🐻
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
That's mommy right there
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Is it giving Summerboy? 🩲💕⚡
Webster The Fool in a cute lil black speedo with a hot pink lightning and sexy lil white V pattern guiding you to the package 📦
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Speedo szn ⚡⚡💕💕🩲🩲
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Hi hello it's Miss New Tits
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Something something wet dream 💪🥵💦🏊
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