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Eileen Webb

@webmeadow.bsky.social
289 followers 119 following 142 posts

Consultant, Director of Strategy & Livestock. I help product & content teams build stronger cross-functional relationships. Lotta chickens and rabbits over here.

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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Your annual reminder that when it's this cold out, the responsible thing to do is fill water balloons and fancy cake pans with water (& food coloring). The only good ice!!
Big piece of teal-colored ice in the shape of a waterballoonA sunflower-shaped cake pan has been filled with colored water, and the resulting ice shape is so pretty!A big piece of clear ice shaped like a giant wiggly sperm
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Hey did you know I'm leading a community singing retreat in Vermont next month? YOU SHOULD COME! Registration closes on August 28! kindredvoicesretreat.com
kindredvoicesretreat.com
Homepage - Kindred Voices Retreat
A community singing retreat in the beautiful mountains of Starksboro, Vermont, from September 11-14, 2025.
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
hello these arrived today
a pile of fluffy day-old chicks
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Love to see the stock for my health insurance provider tanking, that will definitely only affect the executives and not the actual people who need healthcare
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The truest sign of spring in my house is my partner closing the window at 4:30am while muttering "shut UP birds 😠"
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
These days, ducking inside while I fold the fitted sheet is the closest I get to experiencing the extreme joy that was elementary-school-gym parachute day
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
listen this is not the point but WHAT IS THE INSANE SORTING METHODOLOGY FOR THIS TARIFF CHART 🧐
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
lotta Eileens out there think my email address is their email address
A screenshot of an email from a deli, featuring an image of a pickle and the words "It looks like you left something delicious in your cart! Don't forget to complete your online order so you can enjoy GIANT DELI PICKLE!"
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Hey you know what's great when times are hard? SINGING! *Especially* singing in community with yummy harmonies and cool rhythms and lots of delicious farm-fresh meals. I'm hosting a retreat in Vermont, friends, and early-bird registration is open! kindredvoicesretreat.com
Kindred Voices Retreat, September 11-14 2025. A community singing retreat in the beautiful mountains of Starksboro Vermont. Register before May 1 and get $50 off the program fee!
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I know other people get excited when their random first guess is the correct Wordle but I just feel cheated I wanted to do a puzzle!!!! hhmph
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Today in organizational chaos: Jell-o has redesigned all their packages to be identical, and every store has reshelved them in alphabetical order (not by type!). So lemon PUDDING is next to lemon JELLO and zero-sugar black cherry JELLO is next to butterscotch why did they do this to me, personally
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
It’s weird when I hear folks say they don’t enjoy spending time with young people until “they’re old enough to start having a personality”?? my friends, that starts somewhere around 7 minutes old, but you do have to actually pay attention
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I wonder if computers are smart enough to help me mute posts here that contain screenshots of tweets from X? Asking on behalf of my delicate mental health.
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
listen I know shit is bad but “he has your SSN!” is not an effectively scary headline?? so does my dentist and at least 3 used car dealers
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
hey you know what's great, muting names right out of my feed no reason
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Secret note to the executive I overheard in a meeting yesterday refer to staff-aug contractors as “rentals”: DO BETTER 😒
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Here's a true story about my dad. When I was little, we were on a beach in Oregon and he found a message in a bottle. The note contained an address, with a plea in a young boy's handwriting to send a postcard and let him know how far the bottle had traveled.
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
All the time I am pondering the UX of everyday products, and today I am mad at band-aids! Why don’t the wrappers say what type of bandage is inside?? Why do I have to hold it up to the light and squint like I’m candling an egg
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Do you think the older orcas are like “oh god I did the dead-salmon-hat in my teens, there’s no way that trend should come back”
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Phew, no better feeling than writing an outrageously positive performance review for someone you love working with 😍
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The vast majority of the most successful projects/clients/initiatives in my career all boil down to me, at some point in some conversation, yelling, WHAT IF WE MADE A LIST, LET'S MAKE A LIST
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Can confirm this is also true for Whoppers, and that weird bag of mini Charleston Chews we randomly bought at the gas station
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
just imagine what we could create if content designers and recipe writers became friends
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
my friends it is 2024; why does any form needing my address require me to fill in State separate from Zip Code? YOU CAN DO IT, FORM, FIGURE IT OUT
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Today I drove behind a car with a passenger in the backseat, my brain told me, "must be an Uber" even though said passenger was a good dog 🐕
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
A Wednesday pondering for my fellow content nerds! You've got a big mess of information to organize – what's your worst starting scenario? 1) No taxonomy at all 2) Crappy taxonomy that kinda half-works 3) Trash taxonomy that's actively wrong Please show your work ✍️
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Let's start this week off with a fresh edition of TINY OPINIONS, STRONGLY HELD: what's your favorite top mulch for indoor plants? Me, personally, I'm all about the buckwheat hulls.
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Eileen Webb @webmeadow.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
good morning everyone, please remember that capitalism works very hard to make us believe that fancy caffeine drinks are the best solution to feeling tired. But what if: more rest! ????!!!! think about it
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