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Marc Webster

@webding.bsky.social
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Who Remembers Podcast @whorememberspod.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
We just can’t let the World Cup go… so we’ve teamed up with @webding.bsky.social and made our own: a 90s One‑Hit Wonders World Cup. Drop your favourites in the comments and we’ll probably tell you they had more than one hit so were ineligible.
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Me when the present opening starts and I fetch the black bag
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Who Remembers Podcast @whorememberspod.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
In our latest episode we are joined by 90's TV sensation @webding.bsky.social of @tuftyclub.bsky.social to discuss retro football video games. Let us know the best/worst football games you've played and don't forget to leave us a review for continuing to bring you all these famous guests. #RETRO
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Was worried you were going to say “the tip”
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Which bit?
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Would use this to weed people out. “You saw it on jobfinder? What were you doing watching telly at 2am? And don’t tell me you recorded it, because nobody knows how to work the video timer”
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Cause of death: a light drubbing to the arse
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Yep, and I actually agree with Roy that Italia 90 was more important than the Big Bang
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Liam and his “size 7” (SEVEN) Ciao ball, 1990
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The wife just sent me this with the message “this is you” It’s absolute nonsense though. I pack n + 1 (where n is the number of nights away), so I actually plan on shitting myself exactly once
DOES ANYONE ELSE PACK UNDERWEAR FOR A TRIP LIKE THEY'RE PLANNING ON SHITTING THEMSELVES TWICE A DAY.
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Double figures for neutral venue losses. Do I get a badge or something?
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
As in will you (or your bounty hunter) force me to the toilet to read it? I don’t sleep on one
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
On the toilet?
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Still haven’t
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Did self-scan at Asda. Felt like I was wearing a Blades shirt in the Wendy end
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
In fairness, “Catholic Cardinals” sounds like a righteous ice hockey team, so it should be no surprise they voted in a yank
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Damn right. Think I may have gone too far in the past though. e.g. at Cleethorpes beach, I once helped the wife avoid a potentially messy problem with a simple cry of “DONKER”
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Is there more birder around this year, or is it just me (noticing, not doing)? #birder
Pavement full of birder
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Had to listen three times 🍆🤧
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Ah, an email from the Sheffield United club shop. 50% off? Lovely. Let’s spend my club cash. CLICK First item that comes up: a flammable sleeping bag with arms for 52 (FIFTY-TWO) English Pounds. And that’s half price Think I’ll be getting socks again #sufc #bskyblades
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
THEY HAVE RISEN #Easter #EasterSunday
Yorkshire puddings
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Very glad no bouncers searched me last night given I was wandering around Sheffield with a bag of parsnips in my coat (not a euphemism)
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Bought a grab bag of pickled onion Monster Munch from the same shop for two nights running. Pretty sure the bloke is ready to stage an intervention
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
You’re all set to get trapped in a gorilla enclosure (and I guess an octopus tank, bonus)
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Possibly my greatest achievement to date
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Nonsense man. Treasure Island Dizzy is a classic. I even managed to complete it circa 2005 when they released the C64 version as a standalone binary (it was a slow week at work, alright)
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Coming up for a year of being reminded of Stephen Bettis every time I open the BBC Sounds app. It’s like having a photo of him in your wallet* * not saying I haven’t got that as well
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Only had one sit down since and it was a rushed one. Need to savour it (the article (and the shit))
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
He loves to use the UK as an example of imaginary negative consequences, yet privatising post and rail are two of the worst things we’ve ever done here (and I’m including dentistry and queueing)
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Did a picture
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Judging by the spelling, I think you meant “PAPA?”
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
My two-year old daughter took one look at this Feathers McGraw toy and declared “Pengy Chick-Chick” Does this make it a good disguise or a bad disguise?
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
It took ages before anyone noticed my shit Adkins Photoshop placements on @tuftyclub.bsky.social. It went on so long that I did loads of blatant ones in an effort to try and confess my sins. You should have just kept pushing it until you dropped in some Samuel L Jackson f-bomb tirade or something
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Did you ever bother? Incidentally, found you another lookalike…
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
It’s our year
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
SNEK
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
My sleep-deprived brain just read the name of the Wednesday women’s team as “Swill FC”
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Same reason they listen to @tuftyclub.bsky.social - “at least that’s not me”
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Sort of had it the other way round with our young un. Was rubbing my tired eyes during a 3am wake up and she said “it’s ok daddy” and patted me on the back. Never felt so pathetic
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Would love if they made it so realistic that the average C&H season ended up with three games a week in spring
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
But do you actually get games on in bad weather?
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Going to sleep is the ultimate fake it until you make it
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
❌ Did not taste of damp cupboards
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Too spicy (and not cheesy)for either of those. Some sort of vegetarian pizza with peppers maybe
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
These mystery Mario Pringles taste of spicy veg, so I’m gonna go with “Salsa, but because it’s Mario themed, they will say it’s Fire Flower” Admittedly not a very snappy name though
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
As someone who generally sticks to use by dates, I’ve given myself a challenge by checking the fridge after tea
SAUSAGE, SAUSAGE ROOOOLLLLL
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Black Lace have ruined their own song At roughly two-forty-three Pointless bad synth-bass glissando Superman’s now dead to me
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
That’s fine. It’s the blokes walking through town pretending not to have the early stages of hypothermia that get me
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
“Shorts at all times” lads- you can let it go in this weather. We really don’t mind
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