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Marc Webster

@webding.bsky.social
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Me when the present opening starts and I fetch the black bag
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Liam and his “size 7” (SEVEN) Ciao ball, 1990
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The wife just sent me this with the message “this is you” It’s absolute nonsense though. I pack n + 1 (where n is the number of nights away), so I actually plan on shitting myself exactly once
DOES ANYONE ELSE PACK UNDERWEAR FOR A TRIP LIKE THEY'RE PLANNING ON SHITTING THEMSELVES TWICE A DAY.
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Did self-scan at Asda. Felt like I was wearing a Blades shirt in the Wendy end
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Is there more birder around this year, or is it just me (noticing, not doing)? #birder
Pavement full of birder
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Had to listen three times 🍆🤧
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Ah, an email from the Sheffield United club shop. 50% off? Lovely. Let’s spend my club cash. CLICK First item that comes up: a flammable sleeping bag with arms for 52 (FIFTY-TWO) English Pounds. And that’s half price Think I’ll be getting socks again #sufc #bskyblades
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
THEY HAVE RISEN #Easter #EasterSunday
Yorkshire puddings
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Very glad no bouncers searched me last night given I was wandering around Sheffield with a bag of parsnips in my coat (not a euphemism)
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Coming up for a year of being reminded of Stephen Bettis every time I open the BBC Sounds app. It’s like having a photo of him in your wallet* * not saying I haven’t got that as well
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Did a picture
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
My two-year old daughter took one look at this Feathers McGraw toy and declared “Pengy Chick-Chick” Does this make it a good disguise or a bad disguise?
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Did you ever bother? Incidentally, found you another lookalike…
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
SNEK
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
My sleep-deprived brain just read the name of the Wednesday women’s team as “Swill FC”
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
These mystery Mario Pringles taste of spicy veg, so I’m gonna go with “Salsa, but because it’s Mario themed, they will say it’s Fire Flower” Admittedly not a very snappy name though
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
As someone who generally sticks to use by dates, I’ve given myself a challenge by checking the fridge after tea
SAUSAGE, SAUSAGE ROOOOLLLLL
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The usual “spot the lookalike” game has so far only yielded Sally Phillips on harp and Statto from Fantasy Football League playing some sort of woodwind
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Time for a January 1st tradition of getting my annual bit of high culture out of the way as early as possible by watching the Vienna New Year’s Day Concert
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Day 24. Final confirmation that Beavertown have ruined Christmas
LIVE LAUGH LOVE BUCK'S FIZZ BEER 4.0%.
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Day 23. Another IPA. I’ll allow it
BEAVERTOWN FROZEN NECK SNOW GLOBE SESSION IPA 4.3%
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Day 22. The beer word salad continues
SEEN A GHOST
WHITE COFFEE STOUT 6.0%.
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Days 20 and 21. Hazy IPA, fair enough. But ‘botanical black beer’? They’re just chucking words together now
Lunar Haze 4.5% and DEUS EX BOTANICA BOTANICAL BLACK BEER (4.3%), whatever any of that means
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Day 19. Nothing says Christmas like a tropical IPA
Sun God tropical IPA. 6.3%
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Day 18. The cowards are falling back on the safe hands now
Neck Oil
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Day 17. They’ve got some making up to do and I’m not sure about this start. It’s big and has got alcohol content I suppose
Espresso coffee stout. 6%
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Day 16. We are now in the realms of a crime being committed. 25 (TWENTY-FIVE) percent of ‘beers’ so far have been less than 3% ABV, of which 2 (TWO) were classed as alcohol free. Lazer Crush? The only thing Beavertown are crushing is my spirit (alcohol free, probably)
Lazer Crush. 0.3% The only thing it’s crushing is my hopes and dreams
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Day 15. Just when I thought they’d stopped annoying me, they go piag-themed. Still, at least the percentage is the same as the positional gap in the league
MASSIVE IPA. 8%
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Need to declare that I’m almost a week into the Christmas diet
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Day 14. Finally, a beer flavoured beer again
Lupuloid IPA. 6.7%
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Friday the 13th, unlucky for some… especially those that don’t like melons. Not me, I love them (terrible tits gag)
LUNAR MELON WATERMELON HAZY IPA (4.5%)
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Went away for a few days so came back to an unimaginatively placed 10/11/12 whose contents have just about saved the calendar from being blackballed at the halfway point (terrible 8 Ball gag). Not tried any of them yet mind
10-12: 8 Ball Rye IPA (6.2%); Bones Lager (4%); Smog Rocket Porter (5.4%)
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Just seen some rich blokes wagging work to go for a joyride
Tractors More tractors Even more tractors Another tractor
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Day 9. Someone from Beavertown saw me complaining, sneaked in the house and planted this abomination to really give me something to moan about. Thinking about writing to my MP if this continues
Lemon Crush. 0.3%. Yes, zero point three. That’s ZERO point three. Not even half. Is it a fruit shoot?
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Day 8. More woke/weak nonsense. Expecting a Shandy Bass (Shandy Beavertown?) at this rate
Satellite “super session” IPA. By which it means weak. Can you imagine a session of drinking 2.8% beer being anywhere near super? Utter nonsense
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Day 7. Heavy Gravity needed some heavy sounds. “Old McDonald” and “Wheels on the Bus” both got a spin
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Anyway, day 6 and things are getting a bit dark. I probably should have put the light on
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Day 5. Not sure where I stand on this. Will report back tomorrow (when I’ll drink it, I’m not expecting it to cause problems)
Cherry Cola IPA
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I can add you to the waiting list
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Day 4, already falling back on the classics after a rocky start. Like making an early sub in a cup match to bring on prime Didzy and Sharp after Brewster and Burke have huffed and puffed for half an hour
Gamma Ray. 10/10
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Day 3 ✅ More volume (ml) ✅ More volume (alc) ✅ Less crap flavour ❌ Jury out on Kia Ora in beer
Bloody Ell beer with juice
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Today: shandy. Is this a 24-day wind up?
2.8 (TWO POINT EIGHT) percent
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
What happened here?
Some running shoes, a can of beer and a bottle of wine
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
It tasted exactly like a spicy mojito, so in terms of accuracy, well done Beavertown. In terms of everything else: what the hell were you thinking of, Beavertown? Second only to Brewdog Parma Violets IPA for worst beer yet. Saved me buying some foaming drain cleaner for the kitchen sink though
Spicy Boi mojito lager. Why?Parma Violets New England IPA. WHY?????
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Yes, hopefully
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Maybe not
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Advent calendar time and l before the first window is even open, it’s almost as if Beavertown know me. Superb stuff
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
…and the next morning, when the snowman had the same substance as any takeover (and the log roll shows the strength of the current owner)
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Marc Webster @webding.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
For completeness, here’s that evening, mimicking Wilder’s options for the next game…
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