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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

A private self-propelled railcar on the Lüttmoorsiel-Nordstrandischmoor island railway. It resembles a motorized picnic table and the operator looks kinda like Hunter S Thompson in a sweet red puffy parka

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Manifesting this until it happens

A still from the "Melania" fill showing a scowling Melania, silhouetting the MST3K cast

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

You can tell the NYT is in the Republican's pocket because they call murdering US citizens an "immigration crackdown" (Screenshot the NYT, do not repost. Don't give them egagment numbers)

Screenshot of AN NYT blurb lying about iCE in minneapo, using the term "immigration crackdown"

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Meanwhile in Rochester, the Shag-Who-Walks asks, "are you seeing this shit?"

A fluffy gray cat looks at the camera next to a window showing a snow-covered scene

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

The cow-spotted couch panther offers salutations

A White cat with a black mask sleeps with one paw outstretched

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

This list is clearly flawed, not mentioning cow-spotted couch panthers

A white cat with black mask, nose, chin and toe beans reclines and stares lazily at the camera

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Goddammit. Late breaking electoral news

NYC Electoral Map showing Cuomo 0%, Mamdani at 0%, Jeb Bush flawless victory!

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

What I look for in a weather app is willingness to play apologist for environmental ruin

Screenshot of a weather app for Monday June 2 2025. Text reads in part: "smoke from distant wildfires will enhance the sunset."

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Yours winds too tight, I have the opposite problem

A long haired gray cat sits leans against a white wall, his lint trap of a belly showing

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

@greenroninpub.bsky.social Not to look a gift horse in the mouth but it looks like the free download links for Modern AGE RPG Quickstart don't work. There's a typo in the URL:

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

This will end like the great emu war, mark my words

Altered image of a Wikipedia info box about the great emu war. Key lines include "Result: decisive emu victory" and "Casualties and losses: emus lost 12+ birds, Australia lost its dignity"

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Stop posting pictures of my cat.

A very fluffy cat resting on a half-wall, seen from below. His fur is overflowing the wall, and one paw is reaching down toward the camera

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

"We have a social media app that's terrible at social media but great for... people who obsess over protocols."

The Principle Skinner "Am I out of touch" meme, retouched to say:
"Am I out of touch?"
"No, it's the users who are wrong"

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Seaway Ship Watchers Network reporting that the Tim S. Dool is finally free after being run aground for three weeks in the St Lawrence Seaway #boatstuck

Twitter screenshot from Michael Folsom, Seaway Ship Watchers Network,
@theshipwatcher: "After being aground since Nov 23, a failed salvage by three tugs, and unloading of grain to 4 barges, Tim S Dool floats free of the shoal this morning and will move to anchorage for inspection." Includes an Artificially aged photo of the ship in question with a large headline 'Tim S. Dool Refloated. Mission: accomplished - P. Enmond'

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

That's not horror that's just enforcing truth in advertising

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

One key failing of Bluesky: lack of realtime reporting over document leaks in the War Thunder forums. Tumblr got to it first, for chrissake. www.msn.com/en-us/news/t...

Screenshot from MSN, including headline and opening paragraph. Headline: "The War Thunder leaked documents list just got longer again"
Opening paragraph: "Would you look at the time, it's once again leak o'clock over at the War Thunder forums. Yes, for real: Another
user of the free-to-play war game leaked export-restricted military documents in a forum post on the game's official community site, Niche Gamer has reported. This leak's victim: The flight manual of the F-117 Nighthawk, a stealth aircraft manufactured by Lockheed."

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Lifted from Depsidase on tumblr, www.tumblr.com/depsidase/76...

In the style of the anti-piracy "you wouldn't download a car" message, but it reads: YOU WOULDN'T STEAL THE SUM TOTAL OF HUMAN KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE FOR USE IN YOUR CHATBOT"

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I like the two degree block policy: block both the right winger and the person recommending I listen to the right winger. For example, this post made me block both National Review and David Frum.

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

This is getting a lot of use today

The classic Twitter Failwhale, updated for bluesky. Butterflies shaped like Bluesky icons carry a cartoon whale through a partially cloudy blue sky, holding him aloft with a net under his body

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

It looks like the bluesky folks are too busy kicking the servers back to life so I'll do a bit of work for them

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

There's fluff where his brain should be but he knows how to look metal for the camera

A very fuzzy gray cat, or possibly a particularly unruly cat-shaped dust bunny, sits in a sunbeam and scowls at the camera with a gravitas he utterly lacks in person

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

Fat Bear Week is upon us, after being delayed by a minor bout contestant-constestant murder. There are more shenanigans afoot. 519 gets a paparazzi shot of him skulking out of Wal-Mart, while 909 Jr gets their professional 3/4 perspective portrait photo with all the instagram filters turned on.

Screenshot of the Fat Bear Week Website, pre-voting. Side-by-side photos of two bears, 519 and 909 jr. 519 is a side-on shot of the bear looking skinny, scraggly and with washed-out colors. 909 jr's photo is from 3/4 perspective making it look much more substantial, as well as showing luxuriant fur and much more intense color which suggests digital alteration.

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

Look at this though: 519 gets a paparazzi shot of him skulking out of Wal-Mart, while 909 Jr shows their professional 3/4 perspective portrait photo with all the instagram filters turned on

Screenshot of the Fat Bear Week Website, pre-voting. Side-by-side photos of two bears, 51 and 909 jr. 519 is a side-on shot looking kind of scraggly and with washed-out colors. 909 jr's is from 3/4 perspective making it look much more substantial, as well as showing luxuriant fur and much more intense color which suggests digital alteration.

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 02/09/2024

Deep magic. Before AI image generators, before Deep Dream, was Gandalf Big Naturals.

Meme image: Ian McKellan's Gandalf from the Lord of the Rings movie, altered to have a large breasts barely contained by a white swimsuit

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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 21/08/2024

But only a cat can make it annoying at the same time

A white cat with black spots sleeps with his head laid across a keyboard like a pillow

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