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Wealthy Dowager

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Party's over, right? WRONG Mdni 31 he/they

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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 2h
Don't jerk me off, you won't like me when I'm jerked off
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 3h
#JunoCantDraw Day 74
a sketchbook page with the text "2/10" and "#74", a 3 point perspective drawing of a bathroom stall with toilet, shelf for tp, tp dispenser, and graffiti (cool S, J♥️A, ⚧️, and a dick), then below that is the text "Stall"
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me every time I see a new coworker "Howdy, thought of joining the Union?" Everyone of my colleagues will be part of the union.
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The dread I feel when I see an English flag on a street lamp is palpable. I guess it's ok to be English, but just don't do it in front of me.
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Meep @lemongirlie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Peeling garlic
Meme featuring Garfield which would typically say "YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA" but has been altered to say "YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO BEING SEASONED"
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't need to be on fire for you to piss on me
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When was the last time you went to a website and had a good time
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sum-dim.bsky.social @sum-dim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Give me my houmous lids back before I crash out
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sum-dim.bsky.social @sum-dim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wash the face, beat the face, serve the face. God, life's relentless
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What is the sound of one cheek twerking
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🔺hierarchy of needs🔺 @maslowbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a chinchilla jk. actually pussy from a girl who lives inside
image of a triangle broken into horizontal chunks which are labled from top to bottom: self-fulfillment needs, psychological needs, and basic needs. the triangle has been scribbled over. text written over it says "a chinchilla and pussy from a girl who lives inside"
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 13/09/2026
it does fuck tho
a maeving rm1s vintage style motorbike in black
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
British Weird Al be like Peculiar Alistair
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 05/09/2026
freeuse, freeuse, freecycle
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
An angel got her wings today (found me vape)
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A transgender fender bender left me with a piss kink
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 27/08/2026
dick optical illusion penis optical illusion why is pensi look parallel? müller-lyer illusion for hog
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 27/08/2026
nobody puts Baby in a hot car
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 21/08/2026
#JunoCantDraw Day 32
a sketchbook page with the text "21/8" and "#32", a color pencil sketch of a lighthouse on the sea, then to the right of that is the text "Lighthouse"
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It was narratively incredible tho
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Happy Fat Cock Friday to all who observe
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pig wizards be like Horcus porkus
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There's always room for one more 😏
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Never thought I'd get into Warhammer 40k lore but now I have an unhealthy attachment to 2 robot muscle boys who were concerned their father is heading down a path he won't survive (no spoilers pls I've just started)
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The fact that you gotta do laundry everyday is really super duper.
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Did some stippling, this is a Bronze Age brooch found in the UK
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Data corruption
Data's evil brother, Lore
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The day they make a protein cigarette is the day it's all over for me
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 13/08/2026
drafts empty, bladder full
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 13/08/2026
you, too, can kill god
the corner of my face, I'm biting an ice cream cone and a shower is in the background
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My Sea Bream loving wife hates me, and she is right Todo so
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 30/07/2026
#JunoCantDraw Day 10 - Apple
a sketchbook page with the text "30/7" and "#10", a drawing of a red apple, then the text "Apple, Red"
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 31/07/2026
#JunoCantDraw Day 11 should've been drawn before I started drinking cocktails
a sketchbook page with the text "31/7" and "#11", a drawing of a strawberry, the text "Strawb"
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Juno makes good art and everyone should see it
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 03/08/2026
#JunoCantDraw Day 14 - a very quick sketch
a sketchbook page with the text "3/8" and "#14", a pencil sketch of a countertop sink, then the text "Sink" in pen
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 04/08/2026
#JunoCantDraw Day 15 - 2 Tall
a sketchbook page with the text "4/8" and "#15", a four panel comic, 1: "Comics 4 Tall Folk #1" 2/3/4: a cloud moving across the panels with the tops of speech bubbles barely visible at the bottom of each panel, then below that is the text "2 Tall"
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 08/08/2026
#JunoCantDraw Day 19 - turns out it is a lot harder to draw things that move
a sketchbook held up against a background of a blurry  nature scene, on the page is the text "8/8" and "#19", 2 drawings of birds: one is a gangly guy, the other is in flight

then below that is the text "Goofy lil birds"
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 05/08/2026
a different pose, in ink this time
a black, grey, and red ink drawing of a woman on her knees on a soft red surface, she is literally from the left side, she is nude and is holding something over her face, the view is split by 2 black lines (this is a mirror selfie)
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Been saying "god died in 2009" apropos of nothing recently
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 31/07/2026
I wasn't on twitter long, but it was just long enough to get blocked by Steven Crowder when I sent him this
foghorn leghorn holding a trans flag with the text "son, I say son, turn that sissy Hypno up!!!"
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 21/07/2026
work is like dark souls because every day you deal with a new Eldritch horror, you can't pause it, and everybody knows it is difficult but just tells you to git gud
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hate being called out like this
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sounding! Sounds good right? Correct
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Wealthy Dowager @wealthydowager.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
❤️😎😎
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 18/07/2026
ate a bunch of fried food and now buzzed watching treasure planet pretty good day
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 18/07/2026
did you know that their full names are actually Frasier Frasier and Niles Frasier?
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🔺hierarchy of needs🔺 @maslowbot.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
strawberry lemonade and going swimming with a moth
image of a triangle broken into horizontal chunks which are labled from top to bottom: self-fulfillment needs, psychological needs, and basic needs. the triangle has been scribbled over. text written over it says "strawberry lemonade and going swimming with a moth"
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 18/07/2026
I'm deer now
selfie of me as a deer in a brown halter neck
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 18/07/2026
who trying to be the meat in a foot sandwich?
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