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Was bugging out to learn about these wild California sex parties (apparently?) popular in the Computer Numerical Control (CNC) industry. Buncha horny lathe operators, who tf saw this comin

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Windows open weather VS wood chipper day at the neighbors

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Getting stupid dummy high on a Monday

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gerald McCoy looks like he’s about to fly the Steelers team plane

Gerald McCoy on NFL live wearing a suit that sorta looks like a pilot’s outfit in a Steelers theme

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Audibly there is such a fine line between “bengals” and “bangles”

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“We take all kinds of pills that give us all kinds of thrills, But the thrill we've never known, Was the thrill that'll getcha when you Crash out for being basic in the pages of the Rolling Stone”

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Is that the Asante Samuel that we know’s grandson or something??”

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Audibly there is such a fine line between “bengals” and “bangles”

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gerald McCoy looks like he’s about to fly the Steelers team plane

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

AWFULly fresh DISGUSTINGly clever HATE yourself for missing this one

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Funny cuz I’ve only seen 3 of the 10 grossest movies of all time

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Weed that smokes like a meal!”

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"You know I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda"

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

anti homeless architecture can suck my entire cock and balls and ass and dick and penis and boobs and pussy

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You know the residents of Flavorton got so sick of getting mixed up with that other town

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Weed that’ll really stick to your ribs

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“Why did AC/DC create the song “Big Balls”? DISCUSSION

A reddit screenshot: why did AC/DC create the song "Big balls"? AC/DC is a good band, but why would they make such a stupid song? I don't mean that AC/DC is a bad band, but they could understand that singing about big balls is cringe.

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Marty McFly joins the lesbian coast guard lookin ass vest

A puffer vest looks like the lesbian flag colors

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wife comes back from 4 day business trip, gassed up with a 24 hour free access to Paramount Plus, and now we haven’t spoken in hours because she’s enthralled w Survivor all stars season something or other

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just treated myself to some smart LED string lights and a few smart LED flood lights, gonna get these kids heads really spinning come Halloween

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Arms raised, both hands clutching multiple artichoke hearts, laughing maniacally

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“Ugh they forgot my double blended toil and trouble!?!”

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

STOP EMAILING MY WYVERN 🐉

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

(Only Open During) Office (Hours) Depot

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“Soooo…is there a Mister Cheeks??”

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

FUUUUH 👏 KIIINGG 👏 SLAAAAYYYYYYYEEEEERRRRRRRR

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Who up dancing with the dead in they dreams? Or listening to they hallowed screams??

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Naming your kid “Stoma”

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Jimmy Stewart had just invested a lot of money in Hands, Inc too

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

‼️ALERT🚨ALERT☎️ALERT🅾️ AT 9:26 EST ON SEPTEMBER 23, 2026, A STATUS OF ‘IN-BOX ZERO’ WAS RECORDED. ADJUST YOUR LOGS ACCORDINGLY. REF#N933 ‼️ALERT🚨ALERT☎️ALERT🅾️

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Want puffier Guardian caps. Need puffier Guardian caps!!

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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

One man’s blitz is another man’s strip-sack

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