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software engineer @ a big cloud. some techposting, some shitposting, videos james, taylor swift, you know, the usual smorgasbord @doubleyewdee or @wd many places (discord/reddit/elsewhere) periodic blogging @ etc.teleri.net

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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 20/09/2026
I’m sure you can poke holes in this idea, but if your goal is to maximize productivity / output, then it behooves you to maximize engagement. People won’t engage in clearly rigged games. If the top of the ladder is unreachable, you’re just losing potential participants to apathy / disinterest
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 20/09/2026
for some reason I find myself watching Gargoyles yet again. this show was too good for its Disney afternoon slot. a ludicrous collection of voice talent, serialized drama in a sea of episodic media. an audacious four episode series open. I don’t know how they got away with it but I’m glad they did
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 17/09/2026
Blizzard appears to have COOKED with Diablo IV season 15. I would like to not be on constant escalations/bridges so I can spend more time with this. Claude, rewrite our infrastructure. Make no mistakes. 🫠
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 15/09/2026
interesting results that are not shocking from this Mozilla study on open weight vs. frontier AI models: arstechnica.com/ai/2026/09/e...
arstechnica.com
Exclusive: Paying for frontier AI models buys 4-month head start at 5x the cost
Ars previewed Mozilla’s report on how cheap open models caught up on capability.
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 11/06/2026
Yes, especially when I’m rapid posting and fuck up. However, there’s this part of me that thinks it’s better if we just own our errors and have to correct in a follow up. Using IRC more again has made me cognizant of how much I rely on fast-editing my messages instead of … stopping and thinking.
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 10/06/2026
my work continues giving me infinite tokens for, well, work. it "feels good" to use the most powerful available machinery for every task, but as the sudden onset of "tokenomics" is hitting people, for my own personal use on small codebases I genuinely think Opus (or comparable) is mostly overkill
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 10/06/2026
i'm noodling on a post (or series?) about how software development has been upended for me in the last ~12-18 months, in the interim i spent too much time analyzing a favorite weird al song etc.teleri.net/2026/05/16/b...
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The Chronology of The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
The Chronology of The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota Been a ridiculous amount of time since I posted anything on my blog, so instead of talking about my work, the state of AI coming from deep in t...
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 10/06/2026
I’m not sure who recommended this book to me, or if Amazon just got the suggest right? But it’s confirming so many of my biases. a.co/0ijbbVcx
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Amazon.com
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 07/07/2025
finally got a tattoo on a cruise! amazing work too!
young Goku from Dragomball riding his cloud, Kinto-un, next to a smiling excited slime flying along on a shaded blue background. there’s lots of fine shading and color work, in the style of manga cover art
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 26/06/2025
this Reddit ad really packed a lot of mismatched jargon in. Bubbles are great!
ad text: Is your Linux distro ready for Al?
Download our eBook, "The
Ultimate Guide to Al Readiness," to hear from experts on how to enable your journey. The fastest path to Al-enabled PostgreSQL environments.
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 22/05/2025
i have nothing to offer but this cat picture. did I buy a domain for them today? idk maybe. will i make them an account here? yes probably.
two ragdoll kittens on the corner of a bed laying next to each other in a perfect layering, with one’s stomach directly against the other’s back
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 17/05/2025
it is finally the weekend and we couldn’t be more pleased
close up of our ragdoll kitten laying on a pillow, eyes closed, one paw outstretched and getting ear scritches. she is very pleased
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 14/05/2025
pov you have dangled an esoteric debugging problem before me
a mostly white ragdoll kitten at 12 weeks old jumping towards a dangling cat toy with signifcant motion blur on the body but a clear shot of her face and eyes which are very focused and intent looking
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 08/05/2025
with the new Pope being from Chicago, can we assume the Vatican will *finally* get a Portillo's? a bit of beef dip during mass would be great
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 08/05/2025
i know i do not post enough these days but just wanted to check in and ask an important question ... is it just me or is the discord 'wink' emoji kinda... weirdly horny-looking?
the default discord "winking face" emoji with emoji-yellow skin tone. the image is somehow both pixelated and marred by image compression artifacts
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 16/04/2025
i'm listening to Revolver today because the first song is "Taxman" (happy tax day!), and there's a "2022 mix" in 🍎🎶 and they have either inserted or really emphasized a yawn sound in "I'm Only Sleeping" and it is SO UNSETTLING WHY DID THEY DO THIS link: youtu.be/sAG3m3p9UeI?...
youtu.be
I'm Only Sleeping (2022 Mix)
YouTube video by The Beatles - Topic
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 01/04/2025
i have been informed that writing software is more boring than tending to her needs, and i should take a break
portrait shot of our black cat, Rogue, obstructing my keyboard and mouse and leaning over the edge of the desk while looking directly at me / the camera
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 15/03/2025
very excited to play die on this hill! also it’s just really nicely made, physical quality feels great. so many funny card combos I am excited for
off center picture of the die on this hill game box on a glass coffee table with a chess set to the left to make it look classy
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 14/03/2025
the PowerShell DSC team has rewritten their core in golang and said "you do not need PowerShell at all to use this" which is... idk. something. smart to embrace industry-wide/cross-plat standards, but also quite a look devblogs.microsoft.com/powershell/a...
devblogs.microsoft.com
Announcing Microsoft Desired State Configuration v3.0.0 - PowerShell Team
This post announces the release of Microsoft Desired State Configuration v3.0.0. We discuss the features and benefits of DSC and how it differs from PowerShell DSC.
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 10/03/2025
for fun (and as a leetcode-esque exercise) i wrote a wordle solver that would do a given wordle using a provided dictionary of five letter word candidates, determining the frequency of letters and optimal next move given the state of the board coincidentally, that was the last time i played wordle
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 03/03/2025
every time I click the little 'remember me' box on a login page I hear in my head a planet-scale statue of Bender screaming 'REMEMBER ME' into the unfeeling void of space happy monday or whatever ig
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a cartoon of a robot statue with the words " remember me " below it
ALT: a cartoon of a robot statue with the words " remember me " below it
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someone who might know @lightsofmanhattan.swifties.social · 24/02/2025
sometimes in life, weird things 🍃happen🍃, and sometimes that involves you and @wd.teleri.net, Bluesky royalty, in Mexico with a keytar player slaying Sweet Caroline 😭😭😭
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 13/02/2025
hey 90s kids remember this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=syir...
youtube.com
Microsoft Defrag (DOS) 44Mb drive
YouTube video by Yuliy Polyakov
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 19/01/2025
not often you see a game literally end with insult added to injury
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 18/01/2025
sorry neighbors. also wow this sounds great after a decade+ of playing electrics only omfg
angled picture of Pearl Export five piece drum kit in blue finish with Zildjian S cymbalsshot of the same kit from directly behind the drum throne
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 10/01/2025
i really need to stop getting new keyboards, but hear me out ... www.keychron.com/products/key...
keychron.com
Keychron Q13 Max (Alice Layout) QMK Wireless Custom Mechanical Keyboar
Keychron Q13 Max is a 2.4 GHz wireless mechanical keyboard with a 96% Alice layout. It has more premium features including a double-gasket structure, PBT keycaps, screw-in stabs, etc., and is compatib...
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 03/01/2025
musically inclined friends, do you have opinions on digital pianos/keyboards? i am very novice, but interested in taking lessons, and especially learning music theory more formally. can play drums well, and guitar ... acceptably, but piano is new to me. recommendations/brands would be appreciated!
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 01/01/2025
as a person who has done his fair share of these for work, i contend people never appreciate them as much as they ought to
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 01/01/2025
installed balatro over our holiday trip so i guess 'being a balatro guy' is in the cards for the next month or so it doesn't have me as bad as vampire survivors, but it's still ... pretty good
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 27/12/2024
the Coffeezilla three part video on CS:GO / Valve-enabled online gambling is fascinating. and kudos to him for taking shots directly at Valve for profiting from and willfully enabling underage gambling. i do not think the Valve fandom will treat him kindly for it p3: youtu.be/13eiDhuvM6Y?...
youtu.be
Deception, Lies, and Valve
YouTube video by Coffeezilla
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 26/12/2024
wishing a very happy Boxing Day to all who observe
all of the NES Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out sprite characters arrayed together in the boxing ring from the game
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 25/12/2024
merry christmas y’all! ❤️💚🤍
a selfie where I’m wearing a set of Christmas pajamas and Coca-Cola style “traditional” Santa hat and giving a peace sign
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 14/12/2024
the secret to computers is basically: we compressed base 10 into base 2, and it's just been compression all the way down since then
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 14/12/2024
huh, this looks new! or at least i haven't noticed the estimate. i actually really appreciate this since it can (hopefully) disambiguate between 'i need to do a tiny lil update' and 'maybe go watch that new episode of dragon ball daima champ'
cropped screenshot of the Windows Update header in Windows 11's Settings app saying "Restart required (estimate: 10 - 40 min)"
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 13/12/2024
i am declaring myself the biggest Unleash the Archers fan on this here website. come at me, power metal nerds
screenshot from Apple Music yearly recap showing my top 3 artists (out of 837 total):
#1 Unleash the Archers with 4,318 minutes
#2 Taylor Swift with 3,003 minutes
#3 The Decemberists with 1,906 minutes
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 11/12/2024
underrated bluesky bonus is the resurrection of truly excellent vanity domains. IRC truly reborn here
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 09/12/2024
i think we can all take some solace in knowing that there are some writing gigs AI will never be able to take away from real humans
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 08/12/2024
in one of the vernor vinge books (i'm going to say "a deepness in the sky") there's this bit of a chapter about computer archaeologists in the far-flung future dealing with shitty time_t timestamps and trying to make sense of them and i think about it ... a lot, way too much probably
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 08/12/2024
wait did a new windows 95 cd just drop?
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 08/12/2024
me: hey lmk if you wanna do some stuff @kitty.teleri.net: oh yea i wanna play ffxiv actually but first i need to correct somebody about buffy on bluesky me: k going back to compiling shaders
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 07/12/2024
they replaced the windows 11 mail app w/ a nice modern outlook (it's a PWA and i like it a lot), but when you launch 'mail' it opens the old one which then opens outlook. it's weird, it's been like this for like a year or two and it's really confusing to me why the mail app isn't just outlook now?
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 05/12/2024
this is actually a really good video about the history of darkwing duck if that floats your boat? definitely gets my seafaring vessel buoyant af. lot of stuff about IP rights which is grimly amusing www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkUJ...
youtube.com
NOT a Spin-Off of Ducktales: The History of Darkwing Duck
YouTube video by Secret Galaxy
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 05/12/2024
I uh… i picked up ffxiv.social on a whim. i have some ideas, most of them are bad probably
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someone who might know @lightsofmanhattan.swifties.social · 29/11/2024
went to a bar playing football in Key West with my wife and BIL and lmao the disgusted look @wd.teleri.net gave me when i excitedly saw it was the chiefs and asked “is Taylor Swift there?!”
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 29/11/2024
we are so back! 7-9 LFGGGG
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 27/11/2024
when you have a tsundoku of dragon ball manga 🫠
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 27/11/2024
it is important both that Bluesky provides a standardized voluntary mechanism for users to opt out of scraping, but also for users to understand that “robots.txt,” and other similar mechanisms remain … voluntary. the public internet is public, your wishes may not be respected even if expressed!
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 27/11/2024
lonely single Azipods at port forward are looking to leave YOUR dock en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azipod?...
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 24/11/2024
there's a lot of division and displeasure in the Dragon Age community over Veilguard, and (having not yet finished it) i am firmly in the "DA:V good" camp. knowing they managed to turn the bones of what was going to be a live service game into DA:V makes it that much more remarkable imo
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chip 🔒 @wd.teleri.net · 24/11/2024
I generally do not cheer for people to lose their jobs but the fact Matt Eberflus remains the head coach of the Chicago Bears breaks my heart every week
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