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Wayne Hepner

@waynehepner.bsky.social
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I am a human from Earth.

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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 10h
#GreenThumbMusic Shrubbery a Friend
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 11h
#GreenThumbMusic Horticulture Club
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 12h
#WhatGoesWellWithBeer everything but there are things that should not go in beer. This is three of them.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 12h
#WhatGoesWellWithBeer pretzels, sausages, onions, French fries
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 13h
#IncludeScatterSoundAmbitious All your ambitions shall be for naught. When the last trumpet sounds, you all shall from them dead arise and to your scattered bodies go. Have a grape day.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 13h
#IncludeScatterSoundAmbitious my mom said the sound was different and the staging ambitious, but our efforts were met with only scattered applause.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 15h
#OdourInASongOrMovie I Put A Smell On You
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 15h
#OdourInASongOrMovie Uptown Funk #noeffort
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 15h
#OdourInASongOrMovie Mom Aroma
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#HornyHorrorVillians Mr. Hyde-the-Salami
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#HornyHorrorVillians Young Master Bates
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#HornyHorrorVillians The Beast Between the Sheets With Five Fingers
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#HornyHorrorVillians Pornowise
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#WhatsEasyWhatsHard To fall in love. Out here for a pimp.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#WhatsEasyWhatsHard To be hard. People.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#WhatsEasyWhatsHard Dying. Comedy.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#WhatsEasyWhatsHard Your mama. Your luck.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#WhatNeedsToChangeNow the carpet on the main stair.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#WhatNeedsToChangeNow stop being yourself all time.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#TheBestWayToEatCarrots with bugs.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#TheBestWayToEatCarrots in a banh mi.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#TheBestWayToEatCarrots is in pancakes.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#MusicianMusicMashup Atkins, Naturally
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#MusicianMusicMashup Show Me the Wailers
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#MusicianMusicMashup The Real Slim Whitman
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#TheAnimalsInMyYardAre armed and dangerous.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#TheAnimalsInMyYardAre trustworthy, loyal, helpful, and friendly, to me.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#TheAnimalsInMyYardAre shy and rarely seen.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was like #AWellOiledMachine in the sky. Not like any train I've ever seen.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#WhatsExtraAboutMe I can eat and drink anything in any order at any time of the day or night.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#WhatsExtraAboutMe the rabbit hole
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#WhatsExtraAboutMe sense of humor
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#WhatsExtraAboutMe Head.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#WhatILikeAndDontLike Canoeing Swans
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#WhatILikeAndDontLike Animals Animals with human faces
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#WhatILikeAndDontLike Fart jokes and talking smack about your mama. A surfeit of sober and reflective posts.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#WhatILikeAndDontLike Fried chicken Fried chicken mouthwash
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#WhatILikeAndDontLike Fish Snitches
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#HowIAvoidChaos I take a philosophical approach.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#HowIAvoidChaos sense it coming and sleep through the worst of it.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#NewSnacksToHaveAtBaseballGames snakes
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#NewSnacksToHaveAtBaseballGames an elevated version of a classic glazed donut burger made with wagyu beef.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#NewSnacksToHaveAtBaseballGames no thanks, I'll stick with sushi.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#YouDeserveAHighFiveWhen find a novel solution to a problem.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#YouDeserveAHighFiveWhen you wreak vengeance upon your enemies.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#YouDeserveAHighFiveWhen you create something new and special.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#YouDeserveAHighFiveWhen you sink a cube.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Even #IfICouldSpeakTheLanguageOf rabbits, what would we talk about? I might sometimes switch to speaking rabbit while talking to people just for laughs.
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Wayne Hepner @waynehepner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#IfICouldSpeakTheLanguageOf parrots I would explain why the things he says about me are so hurtful in human speech.
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