Wayne Hepner
@waynehepner.bsky.social
I am a human from Earth.
#WhatsExtraAboutMe I can eat and drink anything in any order at any time of the day or night. #WhatILikeAndDontLike
Fart jokes and talking smack about your mama.
A surfeit of sober and reflective posts. Even #IfICouldSpeakTheLanguageOf rabbits, what would we talk about? I might sometimes switch to speaking rabbit while talking to people just for laughs. I #DoNotCare if it's just yogurt. It says batmilk and I'm not going to eat it. Sometimes I feel like I just #DoNotCare about apathy any more #MyBiggestFearCameToLife at last! They laughed at me, called me crazy, an idiot, but it really happened! Who's laughing, now? Of course #MyOasisWouldBe be visited by lions between the time I spot it and when I get there. I kind of thought #MyOasisWouldBe coming up by now. It's hard to know where you are out here. #IncludeDriveFabricHonest ... one of the driving forces of our fair city, a pillar of the fabric of society itself, impeccably honest, shrewdly intelligent, our next Mayor ... #IncludeDriveFabricHonest It's beautiful, honest, and it must have been a lot of work, but I will drive you to the store and buy any other fabric and sewing book. 
