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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩

@wayne-squeeze.bsky.social
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I didn’t save the words that gave me away but I remember one of them was catycorner
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So I got bullied out of saying pop within a few months of moving to California:
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I can’t really say I’m surprised. Family is from the south but I was raised in Wyoming.
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Well thank them for me
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Zach @zachnyx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Boy soup
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Weekend of camping and hiking.
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It was worth it!
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Idk if I’m going to be able to emotionally handle season 4 of HOTD. Or, even the rest of season 3 for that matter.
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I actually don’t want to see your letterboxed review.
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Daniel @dancheco.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Clothed beach day @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A very satisfying end indeed.
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Imagine if some lettuce from a Big Mac is what took him out!
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Agreed, but at least it’s a solid album. It’s the 2 minute songs that get me…😣
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Stepping away from my desk and making a snack before I say something stupid to my boss, due to her requesting that I look into AI consultants. 🤮
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PokeGay Diego 🏳️‍🌈 @hyphygay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Dead Ru Pauls Drag Race
ALT: Dead Ru Pauls Drag Race
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
hahahahahahhahahahahaha
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Drag Queen Rupauls Drag Race
ALT: Drag Queen Rupauls Drag Race
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Maybe
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Little Girl's DIY Haircut
ALT: Little Girl's DIY Haircut
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I think this is more accurate tbh.
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Walking Real Housewives Of New York
ALT: Walking Real Housewives Of New York
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Survived two consecutive beach days with only a slight burn
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Is June Gloom over?
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
AOC: “The problem is that these big companies think they are governments – they want to be governments. They want to have totally unchecked power I believe that we need to pursue antitrust. We need to break up a lot of these companies that are far too big - & we need consumer protections for ppl”
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
She’s been so entertaining!
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’m giving this diva my MVQ point this week!
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Just started multiple loads of laundry and put all my colors into the washing machine I put bleach into 😭😭
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
What kinda milk though?
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I can goes days on days no problem.
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Just finished season 2 of Severance and I’m so pissed
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I feel bad for all the people walking around with Harry Potter tattoos.
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Daniel @dancheco.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Gays waiting for JADE
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It’s fine I’d rather not hear.
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Can’t wait to see the countess Lumanne later
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
They made sure the whole city heard the set with that volume. Not mad though
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
They made sure the whole city heard the set with that volume. Not mad though
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
That lip sync song 💀
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
We made it three minutes
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Missing last months vacation already. Is finding a sugar daddy willing to relocate two mid 30s gays to Europe too much to ask for?
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Backrooms kinda blew my mind!
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Go off! Its 10:35pm
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
… what?
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I’ve received at least 5 texts today alone 😣
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Getting political ads texted to me actually makes me not want to vote for that person. I know I didn’t sign up for this shit, so it tells me they bought my data off someone which just irritates me.
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I’m feeling very spoiled and special this week. Love you babe ❤️
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Thank you for making life so much more enjoyable and less scary 🥹 Love you!
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Daniel @dancheco.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Thank you for these past 4 years to the loml @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
So this means we can go to bed at 8pm right? 🥹
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nourishing and cleansing the body!
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Wayne.Squeeze 🍋‍🟩 @wayne-squeeze.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Can confirm he didn’t forget the alcohol in the first one 😵‍💫
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Daniel @dancheco.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
London so far
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