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wobbobwobble

@waubbl.bsky.social
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The human body is 70% composed of genetic material which is 90% identical to 50% of all bananas—if not even more so.
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Tim Rogers minus context @108minuscontext.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
It’s that time of the year again: the end of it.
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Nothing could possibly displease me this Christmas... just so long as nobody gets me a splendid necklace, decked with endless precious gems.
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Careful: there is a vast network of infinite possibilities!
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
There are many things
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
One of these days I'm going to have to consolidate this disgusting hoard of half drunken whisky bottles into a tastefully curated hoard of fully drunken whisky bottles
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Who posts on the attachment theory subreddit? Only Anxious types. Who is asking and answering obscure questions about the minutiae at the edges of food safety? Only OCD havers. Who has any opinion at all on ethics of self-diagnosing? Only The self diagnosed. Seek and ye shall find!!!
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The average person... how genetically similar to a banana are they? Now think.... half of people are more genetically similar to a banana than that!!
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Careful: there is a vast network of infinite possibilities!
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
No one can do it like you! No one even knows how!
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
You will never see me eat a cupcake with that fuckass sandwich method
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Basically I want the maximum amount of aluminum that it is legally and morally possible to put into my armpits
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Attack and dethrone god Irritate and take down a peg angels Ambivalent reaction and basically ignore men Kiss and enthrone demons Suck and fuck the devil
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Thank you for the invitation. Help me understand—is it a virtual shower for a normal baby, or a normal shower for a virtual baby?
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I aim to please my zero fans with only my most polished, my most erudite thoughts
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
If you stay ready to get ready, you never have to get ready to get ready
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Yes I've heard about the drones. Just yesterday, I watched an entire flock take flight.
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
FIFTY PERCENT OF PEOPLE ARE GENETICALLY IDENTICAL TO A BANANA
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Geez..... I hope this year no one gets me...... a splendid necklace decked with endless precious gems....
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Fifty percent of people are genetically identical to a banana
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Every December, many tip their postal worker with boring cash. This year, consider instead a precious necklace, decked with endless splendid gems.
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Also, it's wrong?
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Disappointed by spotify wrapped because I already know what kind of music I like
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Tim Rogers minus context @108minuscontext.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
That's all my good tweets... everything I hvae to show for all those years... just like that......
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Consolidating my disgusting hoard of half drunken whisky bottles into a tastefully curated hoard of fully drunken whisky bottles
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Me, taking the still-wet drying rack out of my drying rack washing machine: fuck. where do I put this
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I can't believe Bo Burnham said this
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
When thou wast swallowed up in darkness, didst God forsake thee then? When thou hast hit Him up on His mobile, hast He left thee on read? Nay! But He answereth thee readily! He double texteth, even hast He triple texted thee, so eager is He to visit His word upon you!
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I raise my hand unto thee, that the Lord thy God might give thee a shock. Just a little one, like unto a joy buzzer, to make sure thou art still paying attention.
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Evil Lucifer and his dark angels will try to convince you that waubbl is not a legitimate spelling of "wobble"
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
With my virtuosic juggling skills I can get three handguns through any metal detector easily
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
If you're a man on an airplane with a microsoft surface pro, you might enjoy playing solitaire on it. Or you could watch golf videos. You definitely have options.
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Coworker: If you were a mythical creature, which would you be? Me: A golem, because I'm made out of clay. Coworker: Gollum is the wrinkly guy who lives in the cave. Me (made out of clay): Oh, yeah.
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Evil Lucifer and his dark angels will try to convince you that unfortunamente is not a real Spanish word
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Coal, first and foremost, is something that a child does not want.
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
customers: your hair is curly me: thank you customers: mine is not curly, but I wish that it was me: oh (in unison): thanks. have a nice day. you too.
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
"Should" is a harmful concept. Don't say you "should" do something. Instead, use the exact same mental processes to arrive at the exact same idea, without using the word "should."
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
If you remove all my clothes, I'm naked. If you then remove my watch, I am even more naked. How far can this go?
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Man offers me gum (thinks I'm on molly)
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wobbobwobble @waubbl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Receptionist remarks on my blonde curls—she thinks I'm blonde—and she's right.
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