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Lawrence Watt-Evans

@wattevans.bsky.social
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Fantasy novelist & other stuff

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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 54m
Okay, I'm sorry, but that's not so. It was created by Horace Walpole, long before Mary Shelley was born. But Mary Shelley and Shirley Jackson and Charlotte Gilman and dozens of other brilliant women made it what it is.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh, not just Diane and Pterry. I got it, too -- in Die Verhexte Schwert (The Misenchanted Sword), Valder was advised to try the hearty goodness of Fünf-Minuten Terrine. I suspect a lot of authors were similarly treated.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I tried that. It doesn't work.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You're sure?
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Blueky.
Man carrying a sword silhouetted against a beam of destructive energy from a huge spaceship -- cover of SHINING STEEL, by Lawrence Watt-Evans
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not "old," a more MATURE 38.
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RFK Brain Worm Jr. @planetofdinosaurs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hear me out. All police misconduct cases paid out of police pension funds. Because as a citizen I'm really sick of public funds being used to pay these AND having to worry about a cop doing something shitty to me because they have no accountability.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Carl Sandburg said the fog comes in on little cat feet, but this morning's fog in Puget Sound came in on big stompy boots.
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Our Common Defense @ourcommondefense.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Constitution requires a Supreme Court but does not specify how many justices it should have Congress decides that
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Breaking: The Atlanta Hawks offer to send Jack Smith a DVD of their thrilling February 3, 2024 overtime win over the Warriors because apparently he missed it.
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The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛‍♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A reminder that if you see someone stealing baby supplies in a grocery store YOU DIDN’T SEE A DAMN THING.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
to be that gullible about something so obvious is DEEPLY embarrassing, especially for folks whove positioned themselves as 'deeper thinkers than most, who see all sides.' tromp has proven they were just wandering through life as endless marks with their own homemade t-shirts that say 'big smart boy'
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I lived near DC when they were building the Metro system, and it drove the geologists crazy -- the ground was a fucking maze of different rocks and soils, much of it unstable. It took them decades to get the Metro built because nothing was what they thought it would be before they started digging.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I watched eight.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Horror has ALWAYS fluctuated, for three hundred years now. I did a whole presentation about this for a librarians' organization some years back. I was president of HWA during one of the collapses.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nitpickery: I'm pretty sure she spells her name "Wiedlin," not "Weidlin."
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Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The problem with staring into the abyss is that you get all tired and angsty and the abyss enjoys it.
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Harlot🔞 @harlotprincess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I dont know how to explain to you that democrats putting out attack ads on a minority currently facing global genocide instead of on their opponents are not the kind of people who will fight for anyone. those are the kind of democrats that side with Republicans when it comes to ice/police budgets.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I often listen back to our podcasts and agree with myself. (though not always, which is odd) Referencing the "competency porn" label that things like Project Hail Mary get and saying The Legends of Ethshar by @wattevans.bsky.social is "thought process porn" is one of those times I agree with me.
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Bruce Arthurs @brucearthursaz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What is best in life, Conan? CONAN: To vote out the fuckers, to prosecute and imprison them and their accomplices, and to hear their whimpers of despair from the dark depths of a supermax.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When I was an undergraduate looking for a roommate for the next year, someone suggested I talk to...um...me.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
More like 16 mpg, actually. (It was a '65.) And since I wasn't buying the gas, I didn't care.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I haven't driven a Mustang since 1971, but I really liked that one.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This happened to me once during my brief comics career, and I phoned the writer I was replacing to verify it was okay with her. She hadn't even known yet that she was off the book. Those editors were assholes. I didn't last long there.
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Congressman Wesley Bell @repwesleybellmo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy belated 102nd birthday to the first Black pitcher in Cardinals history, Bill Greason! From being one of the first Black Marines and fighting in the Battle of Iwo Jima, to the last surviving Negro Leagues player, to a pastor for 50 years, Bill is a LEGEND and an inspiration. Happy birthday!
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I scripted a few comics. I never even spoke to any of the artists, let alone met them. Everything went through the editors -- and I didn't meet most of them, either. Oh, wait -- I did meet one artist who'd worked on a script I wrote for Tekno*Comix, but only after we'd both left the book.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I had one book I wrote solo show up with another author claiming half the author share. I'm guessing, since upon searching I found he's a real author with the same publisher, that this was an error rather than fraud, but we'll see.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I got my notice from Anthropic at 12:11 pm PDT today. They're coming; don't know if they'll meet that deadline. (Incidentally, thirty of my 31 claims were correct; the other appears to have a simple mistake, crediting someone I never heard of as my co-author on one book.)
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yet.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thank you for keeping up with this for us.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I tried to explain that writing a sword-and-sorcery novel did not qualify me to write the book they wanted. She took it with reasonably good grace. 2/2
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When my first novel was published, back in 1980, the local newspaper ran a "local man makes good" feature article about me, and I got a call from a woman in town who said she and her friends wanted to write a book about how to be happily divorced, but they needed a real writer to help. 1/2
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They usually are.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This sort of thing is one reason I tell people (truthfully) that I have over 400 stories of my own I want to write, and don't need any more. It seems to be a fairly effective deterrent.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thanks. I was wondering whether she might have thought women would be more amenable to her pitch.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm curious -- were all the authors on her list female? I haven't seen any males saying they were approached.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There were indeed many, many tracks.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm always impressed when I'm autographing and someone asks me to sign something I wrote but had never signed before.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm not sure whether to be glad I missed this, or offended that no one tried it on me.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What a fucking moron. Why would he think it wasn't possible?
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I was there.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I didn't get to attend because it was opposite a panel I was on, but my wife attended a meet-up for corvid fans. I'm jealous. We have a murder of crows (we call them our crow buddies) who visit our yard every morning, so she got to compare notes with other crow fans.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The lack of an income tax makes it challenging, I think. And a couple of budgets back they overspent badly because of all that federal pandemic money; when that went away, well, that's why we're almost broke.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's about the state being almost broke. Lots of stuff got cut; I hadn't realized Imagination Library was in there. I'm pleased to report that according to the IL WA website, private philanthropy has replaced all the lost state funding.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You absolutely do not have to meet Republicans or MAGA down middle on any issue, fuck them. Push for what you as an opposition need and don’t give them an inch. Stall the government indefinitely if you have too. Better to freeze the process than allow injustice and fascism room to grow.
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Lawrence Watt-Evans @wattevans.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I wrote freelance articles for a small-town newspaper when I was a teenager. I got $10 per article (usually about 1,000 words) -- IN 1972. And someone's paying $15 NOW?
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