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Jamalisms

@jamalisms.bsky.social
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Writer of unfinished stories, sometimes podcaster, sharer of my own bad video game clips, full-time Tennessee Titans fan, part-time complainer & laugher at my own jokes.

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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 13h
Between drops, bad blocking and fumbles ... you can't have a talent deficit and be so mistake prone if you want to do anything but get crushed. The Titans offense is getting crushed. Defense held up for awhile despite injuries but that's over. Now they're getting crushed as well.
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God @thegodshow.com · 10/10/2026
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
USMNT having some early trouble building out of the back. Largely contained back there. With possession. But contained.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If Adolf Hitler did everything the same but majority owned a popular public company, it would have little to no impact on the company. It would even result in some people humanizing and lauding him. Anything for money.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nurse Practitioner: "Can I use copilot to help with taking notes?" Nope. You've been doing this for years. Type it out. You'll be ok.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brian Milquetoast Callahan only went 0-4 once. He actually won a game in the first quarter of his first season with the Titans. They also won game 5 last year, so the 2026 Titans have a chance to start even worse than they ever did under that loser. But, hey, at least they got rid of seed oils!
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can't wait
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Titans are 6-32 since firing Vrabel. Currently mired in one of the worst streaks ever. But I looked it up and the Browns had a 2-36 streak over 38 games, so it could be worse. In fact, I think they went 2-41 if you extend that period ... so ... the Titans aren't the worst ever.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember reading Peanuts as a kid and thinking it was exceedingly dumb. Just ... did not get it. Still love me some Charlie Brown Christmas and Great Pumpkin but the comic was odd to me. I used to read the "funnies" for Calvin and Hobbes, however, which is the GOAT and still slaps today.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Sad Walk Of Shame
ALT: Sad Walk Of Shame
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Introduced a buddy to the Guero album by Beck. We had fun recording an episode discussing it. open.spotify.com/episode/3rj8...
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Episode 86: Beck - Guero
Don't Ruin This For Me · Episode
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really hard to go to bed when you're enjoying a book. I'm staring 5.5 hours of sleep in the face and I'm uncertain I want to go to bed. This book has really grown on me. Chapter 98 right now and still somewhat uncertain where this book ends ... or where the series will grow.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Titans ... Titans ... hmm, weird. No Titans.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think fantasy football would be better (balance and merit promoted) if managers who own a player get first right of refusal on a backup when someone is injured. If another team already rostered the backup, that's different. But if the player is a free agent, first dibs is granted.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You ever think how there's probably at least a subset of centaur culture that dallies with actual horse and how the rest of centaur culture must determine how best to relate with that behavior, probably maintaining taboos or even laws against it?
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Titans are dangerously close to having to hire Jared Stillman and make him the highest paid employee, just as an apology.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cam Ward, in particular, falls very, very short. Absolute derp so far this year. There's a saying in Tropic Thunder and Cam has done where you should never go.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolute chump throw by Cam Ward.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#Titans defense: Bend, bend more, keep bending, one more bend, just kidding bend again you bending fucks. Ok, that's 40 minutes off the clock. Now, don't break.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Frankly, they're only down by 6 and so I get it but this particular set of losers (the Titans) should be going for it on 4th and 4 near the 50. It literally could be the best chance they have to score all day. That's not snark.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(delayed by helping my son with homework) Hilariously bad officiating in the Titans game but, whatever. They deserve it. They're less capable of overcoming it but they're just so inept on their own account it's hard to care.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nothing says Titans like getting hit in the chest by a ball you end up dropping that wouldn't have gotten you a first down anyway because 6 yards was apparently too far to run.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That a Musk-owned X is incompatible with democracy should really go without saying
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
American politics often boils down to: "Yes, sure, these guys are malevolent, sinister fucks but I kinda don't like those other dweebs so I'm gonna vote for the evil guys."
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He Who Fights With Monsters I'm on chapter 39. My initial impression of this book was that it felt light. Things just kinda happened, nothing felt deep emotional or situationally. That's fine but not what I tend to go for. As it's continued, I've found that quite enjoyable. It fits Jason well.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Field looks like hair plugs and spray paint.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fabulous movie, imo.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't see any way this guy's body doesn't completely nope out by 2030 at the latest.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Serious writing question for people who hate AI: How do you even transmit something you've written to another person without using something like Gmail that will feed your story into their AI training database before your story is even a thing and published out into the world? Preconsumption fucks.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I often listen back to our podcasts and agree with myself. (though not always, which is odd) Referencing the "competency porn" label that things like Project Hail Mary get and saying The Legends of Ethshar by @wattevans.bsky.social is "thought process porn" is one of those times I agree with me.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I do this one weird trick where I write about half a book, love it, set it aside and never finish.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Dwight Schrute: It's True
ALT: Dwight Schrute: It's True
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I looked closer at the chart (from Ben Baldwin) and I think his ESPN data was bad. Chart showed Packers up at 68% but they were at 9% on ESPN. Quick and dirty mock up (had to eyeball guess the PFF grades because lol at PFF) and the chart looks much better. Titans are the red dot, if you're curious.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My favorite chart from NFL week 1 is that someone charted OL win rate by ESPN against OL grades from PFF. The chart had a negative slant overall, which means that the higher the win rate according to ESPN, the lower PFF graded the OL performance. Gotta love it.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reviewing The Unwilling Warlord by Lawrence Watt-Evans: open.spotify.com/episode/0KEV...
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Episode 85: The Unwilling Warlord
Don't Ruin This For Me · Episode
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sounds like they just want male strippers or something. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Pentagon Says Only Troops with ‘Impeccable Grooming’ and Specific Body Measurements Can Attend Pete Hegseth Speech
The Pentagon is seeking soldiers who are “top performers” and meet certain physical requirements to attend the defense secretary’s upcoming address
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can the Titans and the Browns just go ahead and play once or twice? Maybe the best two out of three to see who gets first pick and who gets to say they're not the worst franchise in existence? Then both teams can just get back to practicing to get better and both fan bases can stop suffering.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hahaha This is great. Multiple comedic twists of note here. Really well done.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Up next on my reading list, it's probably He Who Fight with Monsters or Bobiverse. Any thoughts on that front are appreciated, especially in terms of how much they fall under a litRPG umbrella. I've seen claims both directions for Bobiverse. HWFWM seems much more clearly a yes.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I finished the Bloodsworn Trilogy by John Gwynne. Overall it's quite excellent. A number of interesting characters on both sides as well as a not-quite-so-clear good guy bad guy scenario. A few twists caught me off guard and I have only relatively minor gripes (a too-clean ending among them).
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The 10 points scored by the Tennessee Titans this past week is the *most* points scored by a Brian Daboll offense in week 1 since 2022. 10 points in 2026 (Titans) 6 points in 2025 (Giants) 6 points in 2024 (Giants) 0 points in 2023 (Giants) It's actually a step forward over time.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't think a lot of non-titans fans realize (because why pay attention to this franchise unless you must) just how inept & embarrassing the franchise is. Among other things, during a celebration of CJ2k during week 1, they played a highlight reel set to the song "Loser" by Lame Impala.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This story does well at providing justification for slavery (those enslaved have superpowers that make them dangerous to normal people) to make characters feel other than purely evil when they enslave others. But it's slavery so characters feel other than purely evil for doing bad things to get free
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm well into book 3 of The Bloodsworn Trilogy by John Gwynne. And I don't know if it's a commonly held opinion or not but Elvar sucks.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The NFL penalizing holding the ball out towards someone as you score is petty and stupid and unfun.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dart is gonna die on the field.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm still shellshocked by how completely and emphatically the Titans DL got sonned today.
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Jamalisms @jamalisms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Since the Titans looked like straight ballsacks today, does that mean Jared Stillman gets his press access back? However negative he was, it was probably too soft.
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