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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan)

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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Braves best team in the league, Mets and Phillies tied for the worst record in baseball
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Atlanta Braves @bravesbot.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The Braves franchise spans 156 years and 2,185 players. Throughout his career, newly-inducted Braves Hall of Famer Brian Snitker has played with, coached, managed, or worked alongside nearly half of them.
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Me when I write fiction for a living
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
@nyamakop.co.za reading this thread like:
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a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water .
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Just got back from watching Speed Racer in IMAX for its 15th anniversary and goddamn does it still hold up.
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
You worked for an organization that killed more civilians than the Taliban, Al Qaeda, Hamas, and Hezbollah combined
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
post your favorite film from the year you turned 18
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Fellas, is it cool to trans your gender?
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Duality of Man
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
US blows up an Iranian university killing nearly 300 students and staff in its useless war, University of Washington fires staff member and closes entire department over criticism of it
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Me when I'm stupid:
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Imagine firing a guy for criticizing the least popular war in American history
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Love to call people low information by pretending things that are on record happening as imaginary, we get it you're a genocidal propagandist.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Holy fucking shit this book is incredible
BETWEEN TWO FIRES
CHRISTOPHER BUEHLMAN
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Let's fucking goooooo
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 18/03/2026
VENEZUELA DEFEATS THE UNITED STATES TO TAKE HOME THEIR FIRST WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC CHAMPIONSHIP 🇻🇪🏆
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
ITS OVER VENEZUELA WINS THE WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
GTFO Team USA Great job Venezuela
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 16/03/2026
Columbia University has a hell of a lot to answer for.
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Bro everyone hates conservatives, including conservatives
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Decades of what now?
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Person of Interest in a nutshell
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Yeah sure
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
BREAKING NEWS: VENEZUELA DESTROYS ISRAEL
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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a man is making a funny face and says i don 't care !
ALT: a man is making a funny face and says i don 't care !
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
If only there was an actor who impersonated Bill Clinton on national television for 24 years they could have used
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Nothing says "not the old democratic party" like being led by a woman who was a senator 25 years ago
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Too bad she couldn't predict that she would lose if she didn't oppose Israel
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
If a kid gave me a foul ball because he felt bad for me I would probably just end it all
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Who would've guessed the magazine whose editor was an IDF prison guard would be nothing but a right wing rag?
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
As much as it pains me to say it... Go Mets
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Why arent people engaging with me? *Turns off replies*
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Who care
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Yeah it's not like any other president declared an illegal war on the Middle East before right? Right?
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
And their biggest qualm with it is he didn't go through the proper channels, I don't know how you could be alive for the past 20 years and think this is going to end in the Democrats doing anything about it
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Watching through Person of Interest and Root would 1000% be the kind of person who gets addicted to chatgpt and have it convince her to kill her entire family
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Payton Eeles injured in spring training www.cbssports.com/fantasy/base...
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Obviously thinking for yourself is when you defend the party line even when it includes slaughtering women and children by the thousands
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
"you won the internet" = IMMEDIATE BLOCK I left reddit years ago, I'm not going back
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
If you see anyone trying to justify going to war with Iran, simply remind them of Trump's claim they destroyed their nuclear program and ask them if he was lying then or lying now
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
If you see anyone trying to justify going to war with Iran, simply remind them of Trump's claim they destroyed their nuclear program and ask them if he was lying then or lying now
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
You know it's a good take when you have to disable comments and quotes
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
"It's fascism to disagree with me when I say things based off nothing"
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Hilarious thing to say when you're getting ratioed
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The last government openly aided and funded fascism dumb fuck
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The only person here defending politicians who directly aided and abetted fascism is you dumbass
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan) @waterpikowner.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
"you have no idea what would have come to pass" after a post claim exactly what would have happened
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