R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There was a brief stretch of time in the '90s where people pretended to like swing music 000
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Signs that we're reaching the end of September: ✅️ Rangers season is over ✅️ Cooler temps ✅️ Migrant caravans in the news 000
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Four hours ago the main topic on here was the Lesbian Bar's Weird Masking Policy and those times seem so carefree now 000
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Your regular reminder that in JAWS when Mayor Vaughn tells Brody "my kids were on that beach, too" it's not bc he's seen the err of his ways. He's rattled because he nearly suffered consequences for his actionsstatic.klipy.comMurray Hamilton as Major Vaughn: Best Summer Ever QuoteALT: Murray Hamilton as Major Vaughn: Best Summer Ever Quote 030
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Folks, it's Friday and we're getting late in the year so let's put that lakeside picnic table to use any chance we get 000
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026There's substantially more bestiality talk on my TL than I would've guessed if you'd asked me when I woke up this morning 010
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026One time I worked at a place where they ordered us pizza as a morale booster and the manager complained we didn't eat the pizza crusts 120
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"The horses were praying to Mecca" has just been relegated to second place 150
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026About time to slide over to Twitter and check out Ted Cruz's "likes" tab 000
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"Now as we conclude this memorial service in honor of those lost at Jonestown, please remember to gather in the reception hall where we'll be serving complimentary punch." 010
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Did Cat put someone new in charge of sending out texts or does he just think I care that much about college football (derogatory)? 000
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Adding problem oil to non-problem oil is not like adding unsweet tea to sweet tea. It's not a dilution issue. It creates issues that can be cost-prohibitive, or unfixable 030
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026static.klipy.comSoylentgreen PeopleALT: Soylentgreen People 000
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Just over there shouting from the rooftops about how he hates pancakes 110
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Just remember everyone, if you post those quotes from Dolly, words she said herself, a bunch of people will say you're insensitive and they'll call for your head [hand to my ear] Hang on, my producer is telling me that's not exactly how it works all the time... 010
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026You remember when you used to walk in a bar and you could always immediately spot The Old Man At The Bar? And now you're having difficulty doing that? I have some bad news for you 030
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Ah, I hear some folks are celebrating the Twenty-Second of August tonight 100
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026One guy kept repeating "young, beautiful girls" over and over, admitting he knew he shouldn't. Another guy said "traveling with Natalie." We're trying to pretend it's the second guy who was being weird 000
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 18/08/202620 years ago we had Frank Beard, Dr. Frank N. Furter, and Anne Frank 100
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026A very simple point is "Defunding police? You mean those that want to slash property taxes?" 000
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026static.klipy.comBaby Sinclair from Dinosaurs in High ChairALT: Baby Sinclair from Dinosaurs in High Chair 120
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I am from the future. My warning to you is that even though this might not make sense to all of you, things make exponentially less sense from this day forward 120
R T @waterhauler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026While I agree too many people are walking around just saying words, this framing is a problem bc a person who says "America is a white country and should stay that way" is called a racist, and a person who says "what if we just collected the corporate taxes they actually owe?" is called a socialist 120