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Water god @watergodx.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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a cartoon character is saying i 've been trying to catch you boys all day
ALT: a cartoon character is saying i 've been trying to catch you boys all day
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Water god @watergodx.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
FINALLY THE FUCK ASS BOB
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Water god @watergodx.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
If souls like games have taught me anything, its that I can't parry but at least I'm tenacious 🥲
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Water god @watergodx.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I can aquire a fuck ass Bob in clair obscur: expedition 33?? I love this French rpg 😭
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Sir Meow 🔜 LUCKYDOG @sirmeow.gay · 27/04/2025
Clair Obscur end of Act 1
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homer simpson is standing in front of a car with a backpack on his back .
ALT: homer simpson is standing in front of a car with a backpack on his back .
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Lauren Knight @laurenknight.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
the mythic bitch notices your good bone structure in a completely platonic way #heathers #heatherchandler #veronicasawyer #chansaw
SUGGESTIVE "Heathers" fan art showing Heather Chandler and Veronica Sawyer from the legs down. Heather has Veronica cornered in the bathroom and is pushing one leg in between Veronica's while slipping her hand under her skirt. #myart
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Maren 🦎💚 @rennerei.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
hades 2 on the brain ...
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Carole King @carolekingofficial.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
“We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.” - Dr. Martin Luther King
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Elizabeth Matos 💙🦋🥅💞🇨🇦 @eoldoula.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 20/01/2025
do you ever have days when music just hits different? like suddenly every song on the playlist you've listened to 800 times is a spiritual experience for some reason
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lizzo @lizzobeeating.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I saved this on TikTok right before it went dark. Now I’m bringing it to Bluesky ❤️
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HarrisIllust / ハリスヒロ @harrisillust.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Ish the Berserker
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 23/11/2024
This is Daisy. She celebrated her quinceañera with a cake almost as adorable as she is. Almost. 13/10
This is Daisy. She celebrated her quinceañera with a cake almost as adorable as she is. Almost. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
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✿Lily cutie ✿ @lilycutie.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
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Lesly ✨️ @leslyoh.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
💥
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
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sai ✦ fefw @radiostarkiller.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
flirting demonstration [ #fe3h #edeleth #rsk_art ]
PANEL 1 - byleth gazing somewhere and shez following byleth's direction

byleth: Actually...allow me to demonstrate.

PANEL 2 - both byleth and shez look to edelgard in the distance

shez: Uh...Really? On Edelgard?
byleth: I'm sure she'll be fine with it.

PANEL 3 - close up of byleth, gaze still fixed toward edelgard

byleth: Your Majesty, would you help me with demonstrating something? If you're not too bjsu, that is.

PANEL 4 - edelgard's attention is captured by byleth

edelgard: Hm? I'm not too busy, how can I help?



PANEL 1 - byleth approaches and reaches her hand out toward edelgard

byleth: It'll be quick. Just wanted to teach Shez how to flirt with a girl.
edelgard: Okay...You want a high five?

PANEL 2 - byleth grasps edelgard's hand

byleth: That's it. But I'll need you to hold on for a little bit.
edelgard: Is this truly how you mercenaries flirt?

PANEL 3 - byleth tugs edelgard closer, and edelgard has a faint blush

byleth: You did great out there. When we head back to camp...

PANEL 4 - closer shot of byleth holding edelgard's hand, her gaze to edelgard unbroken

byleth: ...Could we spend a little time together?
edelgard: W-What kind of lesson is this?PANEL 1 - byleth smiles

byleth: That's if you'll have mr, of course. Your call.

PANEL 2 - edelgard blushes more

edelgard: Byleth...I-I...

PANEL 3 - byleth looks to a skeptical shez, and edelgard is let down

byleth: Anyway, that's how I'd approach flirting.
shez: Huh...Your method seems too simple?

PANEL 4 - edelgard looks aside flustered

byleth: You think so? I suppose I'm not one for embellishments.
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THE NOODLE @onebadnoodle.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
dan and dan
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
My biggest wish for the Switch 2 era is that no RPGs have school mechanics. “you attend classes and increase your skills and grow your bonds with-“ ENOUGH! begone from my sight.
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 16/11/2024
They live there 🦈 #art #sharks #comics
Comic of a shark looking at a sign that says "shark infested waters." Shark then looks at you and says "well yeah, I live here."
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ᨐᴀʀᴛ🖌🧚🏻‍♀️ @martisticlab.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
- Can I tell you a secret? - Of course you can. Friends shouldn’t keep secrets from each other, right? #beefleaf #tgcf
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sai ✦ fefw @radiostarkiller.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
high five [ #fe3h #rsk_art ]
panel 1: shez extends her hand up to byleth for a high five

panel 2: shez laughs and takes her hand away as byleth tries to high five 

panel 3: byleth leg sweeping shez to punish
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/11/2024
I’m focusing on today because the future just seems so exhausting.
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