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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma

@wasteofscrap.bsky.social
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!Parody Account! Defenders of Scrapnik Island 🔩🌀: Former Robotnik's greatest creation 🔧: Scrapnik Medic/Mechanic Certified Eggman haters

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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔩🌀: I am sure he abandoned me. I shouldn't have insisted for years that one day, he would come rescue me. Although, a touch up would be nice. Parts that can be useful for my body are limiting on Scrapnik Island.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔩🌀: Ah, sorry. I'm RustHog. Formerly Mecha Sonic, and USED to be Robotnik's greatest creation. Until one day, he just abandoned me after one of my failures. Metal Sonic is my successor in a sense. He's more advanced. Higher power in a smaller body.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔩🌀: Why do you think both I and Metal Sonic exist?
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔩🌀: Oh yeah, even Robotnik was scared for his life. You know how RARE that is? For him to be frightened?
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔩🌀: Metal Sonic went rogue, scanned everyone's biodata to use their abilities against them, and repurposed Robotnik's Eggfleet to turn himself into a giant kaiju that took the strength of three people going super to defeat.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔩🌀: I'm giving him a heads up; you're scary. The only thing keeping you short from terrifying is you're always positive, and holding back.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔩🌀: Okay but consider this; Sonic is REALLY strong. He has quite literally beat a god unconscious in SUPER form, when the strongest he's used is HYPER (I had the misfortune of experiencing THAT firsthand). Not to mention the Overlord Incident.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔩🌀: Note, watch Godzilla later... Anyways, this was MY Robotnik's largest mech! The Titanic Monarch! A mech of such size, it could have towered over cities! Shame it never got to see action..
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔩🌀: Woah. That's one hell of a creation. That's got me intrigued, actually. What's the LARGEST mech your Robotnik has built?
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔩🌀: A bigger what-? Like these guys?
The Crabmeat Badnik, a classic basic enemy in the Sonic Franchise.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔩🌀: Okay, but there's quite literally thousands of us scrapniks.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔩🌀: I'll bring them with me, and if I can't, I'm not going. They'll be in much better hands from the sounds of this version of The Doctor, than left to rot on a floating island.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔩🌀: Oh my god I could have summoned grapes and made good with Knuckles instead of getting my ass beat
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔩🌀: That sounds very Sonic-like.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔩🌀: Can I move to your universe.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔩🌀: My Eggman TRIED keeping me as his greatest creation, but eventually after my battle against Knuckles, which I lost, he'd abandoned me. Nearly forgot I existed until just recently.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔩🌀: Ten rings says he'd toss me out.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🔩🌀: We haven't seen him at Scrapnik Island. Sorry we can't help much.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🔩🌀: What- 🔧: I'm a certified Sigma! That's even my name! 🔩🌀: Oh sweet Gaia, not you too.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🔩🌀: ...I'm not even going to look up what any of this means. I do not wish to know.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🥊* // meant that to be dustguardian
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🔩🌀: Good to see you too but maybe do NOT say it in a way that makes Shadow stare at me menacingly from across Scrapnik Island. I was designed to best Sonic, not someone I haven't even heard of until just recently.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🔩🌀: Thank you for the warm welcome, Sonic.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🔩🌀: Finally, got the computer working. Had to search all over Scrapnik Island for a new hard drive. Thank Gaia Sigma remembered the password. 🔧: You're welcome, RustHog!
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🔩🌀: If you are reading this, MotoBug #00043, you are more than welcome to take refuge on Scrapnik Island. Not only will you be cared for, but you will be protected. The Doctor can try all he wants, but he will never get his hands on you.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🔩🌀: It's come to my attention that Doctor Robotnik is searching for a rogue MotoBug. This is not a situation we are used to, because not many Badniks turn against The Doctor on their own.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
🔩🌀: Aw, thank you..
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
🔩🌀: This is so touching to me because I just got told by a newer badnik that I'm a nothing burger thank you Amy I needed this
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🔩🌀: Thank you.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🔩🌀: Oh yeah. That. No that's not real. @eggmanempireofficl.bsky.social wouldn't have used me as his main robot. He would have used Metal Sonic.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🔩🌀: Wh- When did I fight Mario???
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🔩🌀: I'm offended by you both.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
🔩🌀: Dear Wave. Hurt Cream, and I will dish it back to you. 10 times over. Am I understood?
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
//doesnt even know who he is btw
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🔩🌀: Are you asking to be crushed, inferior?
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🔩🌀: Hey. Jet. You got a brain up here? Because clearly it can't comprehend that you aren't as cool as half of us.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🔩🌀: If you come to our island, and cause trouble, I will make sure no one suffers your shenanigans again.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🔩🌀: Ha ha, very funny. Who are you, some egomaniac with no self control?
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
🔩🌀: You're not the best at being inorganic. Let that sink in.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
🔧: Please refrain from insulting him too deeply. I don't want another bad situation involving Rusthog. 🔩🌀: I will snap your board in half. Don't push your luck and go back to pecking seeds, jackass. 🔧: Rusthog! Calm down!
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
🔩🌀: Funny colours for a supposed Hawk, Parrot. Who tought you to say that, huh? Shadow?
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
🔩🌀: Try it, birdy.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🔩🌀: I figured so but WHAT'S HAPPENING
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🔩🌀: WHY IS EVERYONE SUDDENLY FREAKY FOR ROBOTS WTF???
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
🔩🌀: What?
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
🔩🌀: I don't blame them but I don't think I am.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
🔩🥊: Yknow it would be nice to visit Angel Island again. I think I'm gonna do that.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
🔧: Rusthog just like.. Flew off the island without explanation? Wonder what he's up to.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
🔩🥊: I'm sure he's fine. He's tough.
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Rusthog/DustGuardian/E-117 Sigma @wasteofscrap.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
🔧: Rusthog has been in his room for a WHILE. I tried to check up on him but he didn't want me entering, he said he was busy. How busy can he be if he's been in there five times longer than he usually is? Surely that flower has enough water by now..
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