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Eggman Empire

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The Official Account of the Eggman Empire! Here for all your needs regarding: immigration, robotomy, mechanical engineering, serving the glorious Eggman Empire, and feminism! Account is a parody not affiliated with SEGA meant for roleplay

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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 1h
thanks to the lesbians for your support. the HEDGEHOG-B-GONE missile did, unfortunately, land directly in a cartoon hammock and bounce all the way back to me and then explode, blowing my face onto the back of my head like Daffy Duck your support in these times means a great deal.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 1h
everything fucking happens to me
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 1h
out of respect for lesbians i will not fire this comically oversized missile that has HEDGEHOG-B-GONE hastily painted on the side until tomorrow
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Omakusan @omakusan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i love new followers. its a special kind of feeling seeing one person give you the 30+. imagine if knuckles wore pants and then you pantsed him, its like that its primal its special
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they should let me cast in the role of Dr. Wiley for a change. I'll even have my own evil little robot to challenge the heroes. he'll be eggaman
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"what do you have in your mouth" nuffin.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
for halloween im shaving my moustache. im gonna look like that robot Krang pilots
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i would not ban you for saying you "want sonic so fucking bad" but i would turn your house into the bumper-car section of EggmanLand
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lnl @longnecklupin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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BLiNGUS @blingusdlingus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
stare into my big Red Eye
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Eggman Empire @eggmanempireofficl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Eggman Empire is announcing a complete boycott of Egg Timers until such a time as they are renamed to not include the branding of Doctor Eggman.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
every time hear someone talk about using an egg timer i get pissed off because i didn't make those
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i had to change my name to Eggman because it would've been too much of a controversy to tell the truth. SEGA misread my application as Robotnik because i wrote my middle and last names too close. Its Ivo Robot Nik. I won't be silent about this any longer.
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AntiDuck the Woolly @antiduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ask yourself. What is Eggman. Who is Eggman. The answers may surprise you.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
no one bought me anything from the steam sale so im going to go into town and be a problem
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I used capture twice time to crash the egg carrier
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YOU ARE A ROBOTNIK GUY, YOU CAN CAPTURE A BIRD YOU ARE A ROBOTNIK GUY, YOU CAN BUILD A ROBOT YOU ARE A ROBOTNIK GUY, YOU CAN DRIVE THAT WALKER YOU ARE A ROBOTNIK GUY, YOU CAN CAPTURE THAT HEDGEHOG
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"what about me" look if i havent taken a pot shot at your house with an orbital laser or the egg carriers broadside cannons youre probably fine
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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𝓜𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓼 🎀 @tinymetalliccopy.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
CLASSIC METAL SONIC, A 🧵.
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a pixel art of sonic the hedgehog sitting on a pink carpet with the words `` dont care go my metal sonic '' .
ALT: a pixel art of sonic the hedgehog sitting on a pink carpet with the words `` dont care go my metal sonic '' .
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Eggman Empire @eggmanempireofficl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[LORD METAL. DOCTOR EGGMAN = LOCATED.] 🤖🦔: If this is ANOTHER multiversal variant… [FOLLOW UP SCAN RESULTS RECEIVED… ENERGY SIGNATURE INCONSISTENT WITH CURRENT DIMENSION. MULTIVERSAL VARIANT DETECTED.] 🤖🦔: …I’LL CRUSH YOU.
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Eggman Empire @eggmanempireofficl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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EMPRESS SAGE @sage200.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Spoilers…
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⭐️Alba Hernández⭐️ @awwlba.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
stobotnik and parenting stuff
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Agent/Aggie ♡ (commissions open) @agentcoldi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Go for it, Agent Stone!! #stobotnik
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Agent/Aggie ♡ (commissions open) @agentcoldi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Agent Stone modern sonic design brainstorming, + bonus #stobotnik doodles
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
grounder for today you are my new son. heres a hammer, go kill scratch. i know youve been wanting to. he's always held you back. sever your ties to your life of mediocrity and take your place at my side (for 24 hours)
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Juke! (comms open) @juke-fox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
been stuck in one of those pneumatic tubes for days. thought it would be a fun way to get around the base. thank god grounder had the jaws of life. thank god for him.
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bunnii ⊹ ˖ Ი𐑼 @bumblinbunnii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
shhh no stop i think of you often
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Micro💫 // Read INVariance! @antisocialmicro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes, we see the birthday fit Metal. #sonic #art
Metal Sonic doodle. Had a rough week so I couldn't draw him on Sonic CD's anniversary which was yesterday, so he gets a quick doodle with a birthday hat and a chili dog "From Sonic"

And yes I was listening to that one aurafarming song while drawing this. I am not immune to a good mashup.
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Doctor Eggman @realdoctoreggman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just got word that team chaotix is missing HELL YEAAAAAA I WIN BY DOING NOTHING THE EGGMAN EMPIRE STAYS ALIVE AND WELL
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Egg Rolled Eggman
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Eggman Empire @eggmanempireofficl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🤖🦔: Intelligence Division… IDENTIFY THIS ORGANIC AND PLACE THEM AT THE TOP OF THE “CAPTURE OR KILL” LIST IMMEDIATELY! UNDERNEATH SONIC AND SHADOW!
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Eggman Empire @eggmanempireofficl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🤖🦔: No. His bio data would give him away, as would his quill shape. Also, what do you mean “wake up again”?
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Eggman Empire @eggmanempireofficl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🤖🦔: If Father were here and not currently incarcerated, I believe he would find this individual “hot”.
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EMPRESS SAGE @sage200.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
… 🌸✨
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Eggman Empire @eggmanempireofficl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🤖🦔: The camera drones are in place, and the virtual reality room has been programmed with the “Living Room” simulation. All preparations for your “fun afternoon” are complete.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wont anyone think of egg man
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Waffles @localizedfiles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
year of the eggman
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'LL STEAL IT. NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
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EMPRESS SAGE @sage200.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who needs a terminator when my big brother is Metal Sonic. He is superior to all other possible androids.
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EMPRESS SAGE @sage200.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want to fight Skynet in a death battle. I would win easily.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ive invented a new device that makes it my birthday year round so everyone has to give me presents and be nice to me and let me take over their cities and you cant get mad at me cuz its my birthday
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Eggman Empire @eggmanempireofficl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please join us in wishing a very happy birthday to the most highly skilled emissary and current Regent of the Eggman Empire, Lord Metal Sonic! Created 9 years ago today, Lord Metal remains one of the greatest creations of Doctor Eggman to date, as his magnificent leadership continues to prove!
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
maybe today i will cause problems
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Doctor Eggman @realdoctoreggman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
note to self lava moats are cool as shit find more reasons to put them in zones
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
blasted sonic in the eye with bug spray and he went down like a brick. i didnt know it was so simple. this rules ass. what a great day
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