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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Her post school employment history is basically a string of make work jobs for well-connected right wing incompetent hacks lol

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

It’s so funny that Katie Zacharia is functionally illiterate. She’s 41 (or 42) years old! I’m not saying law students are geniuses but I don’t know how you get your JD (assuming no cheating/bribing) w/o being able to read or do public speaking at least somewhat competently!

Katie Black was born in 1984 or 1985. She attended Pepperdine University graduating from its liberal arts college in 2007 and from its law school in 2011

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Ini Kamoze: “I’m the lyrical gangsta” Oh hell yeah sweet, can’t wait to hear your gangsta lyrics! “Da da da dada, dadadada da da da da da dah, dadadada!” What the fuck?!?! 😡

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Sorry, little tipsy, realizing that’s probably Dracula but then also Nixon and Dracula look pretty similar already so

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Imagining the kid scared so bad he shits upon seeing Nixon and high fiving the lil dude

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I’ve never forgiven Minkah Firzpatrick for the hit on Nick Chubb’s knee, now Concepcion, man

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Next up on Jubilee: 1 normal person (me) vs. 20 weird freaks. My first point: trans in sports? Who fucken cares?! Let em play man 20 people shoving each other over, biting, clawing, scrambling for the opposite chair, mouths frothing, rabid

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Doing the repeated “itll be 9/11 times X” joke from Team America World Police, but sincerely trying to crunch the numbers is weirdo shit. Wait hold on guys I need to get my TI-81 to calculate the relative weight of a human life!

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hell yeh lol this has been rattling around in my brain pretty regularly for years ever since I first saw it, thank you for causing me to do some vocal stimming for the rest of the night

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

How about a reboot set in Nola titled Hustle and Fleaux huh how about that

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hell yeah good luck, sounds like a fun topic! wish I was going this year

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I suppose the evidence for people living in delusional alternative internet reality has been there for us all to see for a while. Go watch a couple full game replays of 2011 Denver broncos games on YouTube, skip to the comment section, and read what people say about Tim tebow’s qb play lmao

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Bo FRENCH?!?! No thanks homie id rather have Bo FREEDOM hell yeh hell yeh hell yeh

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Lol at complaints of “recency bias” re: one of the most cursed sports teams to ever exist. A team whose all-time most talented QB got caught fighting dogs & whose 2nd most talented QB folded so badly under pressure that the (not even final) game’s score is a meme

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

In their defense, how could the NFL have possibly known that people would be trying to use their app on today of all days, I mean people hadn’t been using it for 3 months straight!

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

On the plus side, the official NFL app not functioning on opening weekend has saved me from the horrible fate of watching the NFL today, because watching the Browns is actually a self-imposed punishment in an otherwise enjoyable life

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It’s bad to argue that some free Americans should have fewer rights than others. It’s my red line. Since that premise (fewer rights for some) is a load-bearing leg of GOP politics, I do not vote for them. If it becomes part of a platform for Dem politicians, I will not vote for them either. Simple.

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

watching my dad drive himself insane watching Fox News, 24/7, for months. Hearing the church pastor talking conspiratorially about embedded Muslim terrorists in our 99.5% white community. If this is the camaraderie that some feel we’re missing now, we can keep missing it!

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

remembering family members hand-wringing about “what if the terrorists attack the [insert rural local factory in the middle of nowhere that no one has cared about for 50 years] next??” No one cares about us, no one’s going to attack us, we are nobodies!

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Id say it was in the month after 9/11 that was the first time I realized, like really knew for sure, that almost all of the adults in my small rural town in the middle of nowhere were actually out of their minds

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I remember the hospital on campus was named after him. I feel like theyve had ample opportunity to change it, given the notable infamy lmao! wonder how much he donated that they feel obligated to keep these monuments to perversion up

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Can’t wait for middle-aged Luke Bryan Combs Wallen to play his new hit single about hanging out with his 18-year old girlfriend in his truck, parked by the river, its Friday night after the big school football game, cold beer in his hand & anything goes brother!

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

For real man, it truly feels like ownership wants us to actually fight them! We’ve seen a lot of bad quarterbacks over this ~35 years but never the starter openly hating the city and the fans (except for that one time w/ Tim Couch but honestly he was justified imo)

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

No no listen she’s correct, the Right won the culture! It’s why almost every movie, video game, piece of music or other art, is now right wing inspired, and also why people don’t immediately ask the flight attendant if they can change seats when they see that they’re sitting next to Ms. Phetasy

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

change 1 letter in a video game title to make it better Dick Hunt

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

lol goddamn its like that scene from insidious

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

lol what a shameless freak! reading between the lines, with takes like this its hard to imagine his kids call often

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

1 really incredible sub-point is that 3M’s counsel retained a guy who had NEVER BEEN QUALIFIED AS AN EXPERT WITNESS BEFORE! I’ve never retained an expert witness who hasn’t at least testified before. And I’ve only worked at small to mid-sized PI firms, not exactly dealing w/ a 3M lit budget here!

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

god forbid a homeless person tells Haslam that McCarthy is the future, he might drop $200m guaranteed

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Poked my nose into that convo and saw a post of a DM & felt strong second hand embarrassment for everyone involved. “Hey little man, I thought we had a truce?” You either have to be 15 years old or talking to Napoleon to speak like this, anything else is just fucking lame-o

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

My dad died from taking too many loads to the face, but yeah funny joke haha -_-

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Imagining myself rocking that shirt while listening to his newest single, completely in the Eminem Zone

AI slop of Eminem holding an old timey microphone with a little kid across from him, also holding a microphone. God’s light shining down on both of them. “A Voice From Heaven- Eminem and his Child. My maternal grandfather is still here. A never before heard father and son duet.”

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Relying on AI to make these garbage facebook Looney Tunes and Peanuts cartoons is atrophying our brains - sloppy, lazy, lacking any spark, messaging tailored to senior citizens - we must RETVRN to our meme fundamentals

Bugs bunny with the piece, eyes cast down, repenting in advance for the badass sin he’s about to commit, text above and below saying “Lord forgive me but it’s time to go back to the old me”

Daffy Duck with a sideways hat holding the biggest blunt ever made, iced out chain on, text above and below saying “never believed in magic until I saw my dog turn into a snake “

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

This is awesome in part bc this meme was clearly made to be posted on facebook, the app the poster can never forgive but are likely on for 8+ hours a day lol

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

daaang this is motha-flippin’ EPIC lolz

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I saw Max Miller’s explanation video that’s been making the rounds, before I knew who he was, who accused him & what he’d been accused of. just based on vibes, body language, & most importantly his eyes, it was a near-instant “oh this dude probably did whatever the lady said & stuff on top of that”

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It’s happened more than once today where I get excited for a second bc I think we’re all talking about Mac Miller and then immediately disappointed for several reasons.

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

hell yeh dracula flow ref gotta be an auto like from me

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

How he said it, “I will if you really want me to” was “i dont want to help, im not going to help, your shits gone for good, i can pretend to help if it makes you feel better. I wont do anything with the results of this ‘investigation,’ it’s hopeless.” And it’s like yeah, with YOU on the case it is!

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Balto PD respond after a break-in. All electronics had been grabbed. Cop says I should check local pawn shops to see if anything shows up. I point to the window that had clearly been forced open & say “shouldn’t you dust for prints?” He shrugs & says “I will if you really want me to.”

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

how famous do you gotta be that illiterate peasants in the 500s know you by name? fucking up the Roman Empire’s trade routes all by his lonesome, this whale rules

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Listening to the Twins-Mariners game and the broadcaster mentioned that the Os have traded Dean Kremer? Haven’t seen anything about it yet but it could’ve *just* happened

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I love those memes so much bc Charlie Brown wouldn’t ever say that shit, hed be saying “good grief Linus I have Super Depression again” while Snoopy’s hallucinating that he’s piloting a spitfire or hes wearing a leather jacket leaned up against the school getting preteens hooked on blasting cigs

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Im seeing a lotta memes lately of like Charlie Brown at a laundromat making a sad face, saying “abandoned malls could be turned into assisted living centers & the economy would be measured by how many elderly people eat at the repurposed Cinnabon…” while Snoopy is nodding & crying a single tear.

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Orlovsky in the studio just reeking of mildew

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Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

As soon as I make a friend, im definitely using that one on her/him!

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