Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026It’s so funny that Katie Zacharia is functionally illiterate. She’s 41 (or 42) years old! I’m not saying law students are geniuses but I don’t know how you get your JD (assuming no cheating/bribing) w/o being able to read or do public speaking at least somewhat competently! 100 1
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Ini Kamoze: “I’m the lyrical gangsta” Oh hell yeah sweet, can’t wait to hear your gangsta lyrics! “Da da da dada, dadadada da da da da da dah, dadadada!” What the fuck?!?! 😡 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I’ve never forgiven Minkah Firzpatrick for the hit on Nick Chubb’s knee, now Concepcion, man 020 2
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Next up on Jubilee: 1 normal person (me) vs. 20 weird freaks. My first point: trans in sports? Who fucken cares?! Let em play man 20 people shoving each other over, biting, clawing, scrambling for the opposite chair, mouths frothing, rabid 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How about a reboot set in Nola titled Hustle and Fleaux huh how about that 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I suppose the evidence for people living in delusional alternative internet reality has been there for us all to see for a while. Go watch a couple full game replays of 2011 Denver broncos games on YouTube, skip to the comment section, and read what people say about Tim tebow’s qb play lmao 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Bo FRENCH?!?! No thanks homie id rather have Bo FREEDOM hell yeh hell yeh hell yeh 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026On the plus side, the official NFL app not functioning on opening weekend has saved me from the horrible fate of watching the NFL today, because watching the Browns is actually a self-imposed punishment in an otherwise enjoyable life 131 3
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It’s bad to argue that some free Americans should have fewer rights than others. It’s my red line. Since that premise (fewer rights for some) is a load-bearing leg of GOP politics, I do not vote for them. If it becomes part of a platform for Dem politicians, I will not vote for them either. Simple. 050 5
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Id say it was in the month after 9/11 that was the first time I realized, like really knew for sure, that almost all of the adults in my small rural town in the middle of nowhere were actually out of their minds 100 1
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026change 1 letter in a video game title to make it better Dick Hunt 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 18/08/20261 really incredible sub-point is that 3M’s counsel retained a guy who had NEVER BEEN QUALIFIED AS AN EXPERT WITNESS BEFORE! I’ve never retained an expert witness who hasn’t at least testified before. And I’ve only worked at small to mid-sized PI firms, not exactly dealing w/ a 3M lit budget here! 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Relying on AI to make these garbage facebook Looney Tunes and Peanuts cartoons is atrophying our brains - sloppy, lazy, lacking any spark, messaging tailored to senior citizens - we must RETVRN to our meme fundamentals 010 1
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It’s happened more than once today where I get excited for a second bc I think we’re all talking about Mac Miller and then immediately disappointed for several reasons. 100 1
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Balto PD respond after a break-in. All electronics had been grabbed. Cop says I should check local pawn shops to see if anything shows up. I point to the window that had clearly been forced open & say “shouldn’t you dust for prints?” He shrugs & says “I will if you really want me to.” 100 1
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Listening to the Twins-Mariners game and the broadcaster mentioned that the Os have traded Dean Kremer? Haven’t seen anything about it yet but it could’ve *just* happened 010 1
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Im seeing a lotta memes lately of like Charlie Brown at a laundromat making a sad face, saying “abandoned malls could be turned into assisted living centers & the economy would be measured by how many elderly people eat at the repurposed Cinnabon…” while Snoopy is nodding & crying a single tear. 100 1
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 26/07/2026can’t imagine any of them will be punished for their crimes but i swear, if at the end of all this, the only member of the Trump family that sees prison time is Barron and its for like conspiracy or something bc he responded to a Tate brother’s text about human trafficking with “yeah based” 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 26/07/2026O’s with a walkoff win against one of the best teams in baseball after taking them into extras yesterday has me believing in a late season push! They have to make a couple moves before the deadline tho if they really want to have a shot at playoffs 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 26/07/2026A recent movie taught me it’s wrong to instantly kill people who have done nothing wrong but are simply poor, hungry, or otherwise in need of help, even if theyre not immediate family, or i dont already know them! I believe this newfound knowledge makes me woke now 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Give me the Rat. Hes all you need. You should probably invest in some type of face shield though, to avoid any viscera from his victims getting in your eyes. 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026As close as you’re gonna see me get to a religious experience when the humming hitsyoutube.comSongs: Chicago - Old Black HenYouTube video by Dustin Park 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I'm sorry but didn't the Supreme Court recently decide that unilaterally imposing tariffs without Congressional approval was unconstitutional? What are we even doing here anymore I'm sorry but didn't the Supreme Court recently decide that unilaterally imposing tariffs without Congressional approva 010 1
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026What a finish to the O’s game - thought they were gonna take the lead before that snag late, but the fact that they had 4 errors and still had a chance at the end is pretty impressive especially against Boston’s super red hot team 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Right wing freaks wishing Nolan had cast more tall, “real” Greeks in The Odyssey, the monkey’s paw slowly curls, now Giannis Antetokounmpo is Telemachus bitch 100 1
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The Odyssey whips ass man it’s so fucken cool, they cut a few parts out from the story of course bc the movie can’t be 6 hours but it ruled 10/10 would recommend (saw it on IMAX screen) 100 1
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Going w/ the wife to tomorrow’s 7:30AM IMAX showing of The Odyssey. IMO, AM movie theater visits are the best bc 1. Smaller crowds; and 2. By the time it’s over, it’s still the morning and most of the day remains ahead of me! 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Have I seen The Odyssey? 👉👈 No…I haven’t yet watched any youtube video from one of the weirdest most friendless freaks alive, so I don’t know if im allowed to go see the worldwide blockbuster or if its too woke / trans….after all, what if I were to go and accidentally have a single second of fun! 😖 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Rewatching Twin Peaks for the first time since it originally ran on tv, I forgot how awful, insufferable, deranged every single teenage character in the show is (except for Laura’s best friend). 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I was offline & indoors most of today so when I finally went outside a few min ago I was like shit it’s foggy?? In the evening?? but dear reader it is NOT fog shrouding DC, and the air quality is pretty fucked rn 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I heard Hunter Biven, George Soros & the RADICAL LEFT brought the screw worms into the country from jails, insane asylums - the worst of the worst - & that they are trying to destroy this country (which was a dead country & now is the hottest country) by putting screw worms on MAIL IN BALLOTS!!! 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Banging on a stall of the public restroom, asking the occupant if he has “doodoo sickness,” desperately scrabbling at the door, peeking an eye through crack between door and wall, 100% for public safety Hes trapped in the stall, cornered! Doodoo sickness not spreading here 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 14/07/2026A 9 hour dramatic adaptation of Das Kapital with camera work & visual effects just like in Inception. in 1 scene Marx is sitting at his table writing when suddenly he flips a coin and it lands perfectly on its side and he goes “now das kapital!” and theres a laugh track just for that part 100 1
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Not the main point but it’s the flippant way he described it as the “January 6 thing” when it’s like brother that “THING” made you into an oathbreaker, it made you a traitor lmao! 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Only 2 types of youtube music video/song comment anymore: 1. Who here in 20XX?? 2. My mother sang this to me everyday when we hiked the Appalachian Trial. She lost her battle to cancer 5 yrs ago. I think of her whenever I hear this song. Love you mom 😢 Whiplash when theyre right next to each other 110 1
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 08/07/2026maybe confirmation bias, as im a PI lawyer, but i cant help but notice a significant rise in rear-end crashes these past ~2 yrs with cars being struck while stopped at red lights/stop signs, it seems to correlate with the fact that most new cars come with fucken big screen tvs mounted on the dashes! 110 1
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Was it by seance or ouija board? Was a medium involved? Was Thune in the middle of a pottery-making session during this communication? Did John Edwards get any parts of this conversation on camera? (on account of Mitch being dead) 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Over $2bb in profits this year? About $1.4bb in crypto alone?? I know others have said similar things but this guy is basically running the Bernie Madoff playbook, except instead of working in secret, he’s having national daily press conferences about how he’s doing it 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Whenever I need a little pick-me-up I’ll just put on a 5min or so youtube video of Mike Alstott turning dbs into roadkill and i feel better! 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 01/07/2026finally had a chance to read the opinions in Trump v. Barbara, the birthright citizenship case. I don’t hear many people talking about one of the more controversial statements in the Alito dissent, when he says, and I quote: “i shitted doodoo out of my but-whole” Shameful 😔 😡 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Mr Mucus says “TRANS RIGHTS” babyyyyy 010 1
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Alternate narrative - 44.44% of the Supreme Court have clearly abandoned the oaths they’ve sworn to support and defend the Constitution. Many Constitutional question are arguable, or open to interpretation, but birthright citizenship is not one of them! 100 1
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 29/06/2026lmao look I think weve got enough data points to establish that if you love donald trump in 2026 there’s better than a coin-flip’s chance youre either a white supremacist neonazi freak who doesnt deserve the comforts of civil society or youre a deranged sex pervert, or both! 030 3
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Democrats are getting everything they’ve ever said they’ve wanted (an excited and engaged base of support that is actually turning out to vote, a stable of young political talents that can communicate with the younger generation, increased fundraising) and they’re hating every second of it lol. 031 3
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 28/06/2026This Great American State Fair sounds like such a fucken dud, kinda want to go check it out since I didn’t see the UFC claw monstrosity but cant even justify the 20 minute drive with what little morbid curiosity I feel about it. 100 1
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Gracie the Giraffe did it for attention. She’s this mini-generation’s Balloon Boy. For this, she should be roundly condemned 😡 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I think democratic socialism can do good things for people like fix the roads and help poor people take care of their kids and help provide food and shelter for hungry people. I think it’s fine to support people who are trying to make your life better. I’m the most dangerous person alive!! 010 1
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026these guys need a good name for their club. Like The Squad, ya know? Hmm…let’s see…They probably LOVE reaching across the aisle, being BIPARTISAN & INSPIRATIONAL. Maybe named after R’s & D’s with a shared history? I’ve got it! They should name their little team the R Budd Dwyer Vincent Foster Group! 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026lmao this shit looks like it sucks ass! Glad I didn’t go downtown to check it out - I’d probably puke my fucken guts out cause of how much ass this shit sucks! 000 0
Learned Hand Jr. @wassicaboamouse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Is there a reason a solid 20% of posts on my feed regularly are pictures of people’s old ass dead/almost-dead pets? I love animals as much as the next guy but kinda a downer to see a post of a 26 y/o cat on life support where it says like “goodbye Mittens, sorry you died just now, 5 seconds ago :((“ 000 0