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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

more spoilers. her writing partner is writing a book on MARGRET THATCHER and he wanted a WOMAN’S PERSPECTIVE, so he asked CARRIE BRADSHAW for advice on MARGRET THATCHER’S WOMANHOOD. THATS INSANE!!!!!! CARRIE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE MARGRET THATCHER!!! don’t cancel this show please!!!!!!

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

it’s wild that they’re ending “and just like that” right when it started getting good!!!! please!!!!! the last episode was GREAT!!!!! (spoilers) miranda got waterboarded by brady’s farting baby mama and carrie’s writing partner(?) referred to carrie as the “mommy” of her shoes and then they fucked!!

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

last night she played 17 minutes and got her first 3 pointer and her first double double (14 points, 10 rebounds, plus 3 assists and 2 blocks). she is the youngest player to get a double double in the league. PLEASE I am begging, put her in more, I want to see her dunk so fucking bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

I genuinely think my biggest flex in the world is that andrea gibson told me I was “all the impressiveness and beauty.” and when I told them they inspired me to write they said it was the best compliment they have ever received. what an honor that I get to practice my grief when I think of them.

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

you know how cats can fit anywhere their skull can fit through? that’s Laeticia Amihere. anywhere a basketball can squeeze through, so can she #valkyries

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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

some players cannot be motivated by points or money. they need something else entirely

Two screenshots from "Drinking Game" where Erika, Jiavani, Izzy, Sephie, Angela, Ele, and Lily are exuberantly celebrating.

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

did I get into the wnba because of the “caitlin clark effect”? no no, I am here because of the “kimia behpoornia wnba smarty pants presentation effect”…okay?

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

If you think it’s scary being an American Jew right now wait til you hear what it’s like to be a Palestinian

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

I’m going to need the storm to start playing dominique malonga more right now otherwise I’m going to be sad! and that’s a threat!

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

I have gotten really into the wnba and no one to talk about it with so prepare to hear things like: “I love Ellie” and “I love Tash Cloud” and “I love very tall strong hot gay women and the wnba is chock full of them” and “I want to stand next to everyone and feel small” and “I love basketball”

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

if you, like me, are trying not to be on instagram a lot but also want to still be on a little so you can see friend’s posts: use it on your mobile browser! it is just barely usable! half of the stories are black screens and the reels don’t automatically play! it makes you want to do anything else!

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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

you want to have a podcast with pete buttigieg… you’re a lib

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

I, as a representative of the library, am meant to not discuss my political views with patrons, and I have never been tested so much as today when a patron said to me: “I hate spam callers. I want nothing more than to beat the ever loving shit out of them…. and, for good measure, elon musk too!”

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

second very important white lotus update: i hate mike white

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

very important for you all to know that parker posey’s character in white lotus uses the same hand cream that I do

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

shout out to my cardiologist who said “your blood pressure? slay”

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

this thought came to me in a vision

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

if sex and the city took place in the UK, steve would be irish

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

pinterest’s algorithm served me a photo of my own tattoo today. should I be concerned how dialed in pinterest is to my psyche or impressed that my tattoo has circled the world wide web and found its way back to me???

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

eating preserved mandarin orange slices is the second closest you will ever get to eating those bugs from the lion king

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

nosferatu, with his little mustache, is giving rotten eggman (circa 2024 jim carey in sonic the hedgehog 3, pre make-over)

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

just a reminder bc I do not say it enough: I love every trans person on this earth so much I will fight to the death for them and their right to live and love and thrive. and if you think they shouldn’t exist? you’re dead to me, forget you know my name, you fucking dork ass loser

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Ashley Esqueda @ashleyesqueda.com · 10/02/2025

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I think about this murderer from bones who can’t come up with a good alibi a lot. I, too, engage in the post modern performance piece that is the housewife franchises and find it brilliant.

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

eating gnocchi is the closest you will ever get to eating those bugs from the lion king

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

i hope that those (less than) 10 trans college athletes that can’t play sports anymore get their revenge

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

do we think maybe all of those stereotypes of women fainting and doing better at the seaside to settle her “nerves” or whatever were just women with POTS? bc a chaise lounge next to the ocean is maybe my dream.

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

it’s a good thing college humor now goes by dropout bc i saw a college humor video thumbnail on youtube when I was 14 and thought “I’m not in college so this isn’t for me” and never not one revisited that thought

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

spent 30 minutes on the phone at work today with an old lady reading her the numbers and address(es) of all of her representatives bc she wants to write to them about fighting back against our “bonehead president”

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

are they in sync with my aesthetics? no. but it doesn’t matter if it’s off brand bc I’m not a brand. personal style can’t be bought. it’s a constant battle to say no to advertisers who know seemingly everything about me, but shifting in my mind that consumerism is embarrassing helps with that a lot.

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

start thinking of everyone who is using their items until they turn to dust as cool as fucking hell. radical anti consumerist behavior. examples from my life: my tote bag is from 2009, yesterday I used my dorm room towels I got at walmart in 2012, I’m driving my 2014 car into the fucking ground.

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

one great thing you can work on to dismantle consumerism in your mind: start thinking of buying new shit you don’t need from billionaires who don’t need your money as embarrassing. jeff never needs your money and you don’t need fucking anything from him.

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

every time I take a bath the ghost of 15 year old me comes and whispers in my ear “please, I beg of you, take sensual leg tattoo bath photos and put them on flickr… do what I couldn’t. finish my unfinished business”

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sami sage @samisagesays.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

“what should the democrats do?” act like you are on vanderpump rules and need to do whatever it takes to create enough drama to get another season

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

doing pilates is not about looking sleek or toned or whatever. it was invited by joseph pilates, a former circus performer in a concentration camp in WWI. doing pilates gives you the body of a retired clown making yourself stronger out of spite. which is exactly what I’m looking for, actually

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I’m such a fucking boomer, I almost just posted my tracking code for my acid reflux meds on fucking bluesky

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angel💀 @sabattons.com · 30/01/2025

"be sure to check in on your," bad. the answer is "bad." it's all very bad. the "how are you doing" phase between strangers and loose acquaintances has passed. we can move right along to "what do you need right now" and incendiaries.

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

being disabled makes it so hard to tell if my cold is better enough to go back to work. like yeah obviously I feel like shit, I always feel like shit, this isn’t any worse than normal! and then my voice is so raspy I get called ricky

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

is this because @kurtis-conner.bsky.social didn’t include you in his youtuber food video?

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Aja Barber @ajabarber.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

White allies ... you gonna join Black folks in this Target boycott? Because you are absolutely not excluded from the action here. Imagine how impactful we'd all be together.

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

10 posts. 4 ads, 3 posts/reels from people I don’t care about, 3 posts from accounts I actually follow. 30% of what they’re showing me is what I actually want to see. 30% is a failing grade my dudes!!!!!

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

a live view of my instagr*m at this moment in time. 1. suggested post 2. ad 3. post from someone I actually do follow 4. ad 5. suggested reels of people I don’t follow 6. post from someone I follow 7. ad 8. post from someone I follow 9. ad 10. suggested post

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

no one has every had adam scott’s face before, that is a 100% unique exclusive limited edition face

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Neil Slorance @neilslorance.com · 21/01/2025

a little comic about me and Molly 🐶

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whitney @wasping.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

paramount plus is copaganda *central*

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