Sign in

Washed

@washedspl.bsky.social
103 followers 3 following 140 posts

Washed up off-meta team | DISBANDED ✨ 9/6/24 - 10/23/25 ✨ See pinned post. Thank you, everyone! sendou.ink/t/washed

PostsRepliesMedia
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Got the team back together for a session!
1102
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
#compsplatoon After a year long run, Washed has decided to thrown in the towel disband on good terms. Thank you so much to everyone who's enriched our journey along the way! Your support means the world to us. Shoutouts below! For one last time: we'll catch ya later! 🦑🐙🫧
136312
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
HEY we're Washed! We're a low level team trying to push the explo/dread wombo combo 🔥🔥💥💥 We've been going a year strong and making waves recently, so keep your eyes peeled! Oh and our dualie, @sharkberet.bsky.social, streamed us once on his yt channel so uh... maybe again someday?
0102
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Replays in alt text ‼️ Groups R1: 2-0 vs. Eating Your Milkshake w/ Chipz Groups R2: 2-0 vs. Towson Tigerfishies Gold Bracket R2: 1-2 vs. Kensaroos
Groups R1 vs. Eating Your Milkshake w/ Chipz
2-0
RH98-FPRD-J46G-KV6A
RXSM-GMJ1-0HBR-2LUJ

Groups R2 vs. Towson Tigerfishies
2-0
(first game we took bc they didnt show up)
RT3V-777H-1AYW-MEQR

Gold Bracket R2 vs. Kensaroos
1-2
RTTP-W60M-YWH4-G1WY
RUFJ-ACMP-DMD9-8F6D
RSRC-TPNB-HV6H-3PHC
020
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
#compsplatoon Last Friday, Washed got 5th place in From The Ink Up Week 88! We might've missed our seed 1 prediction, but that means we try, try and try again until we live up to it! ... We also played a grand total of 6 games. Sets and replays below! Ggs everyone, we'll catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙
1305
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
We had too many sets to list them all, so sets and replay codes are in the alt text! Special GGs to @saturnsringsspl.bsky.social for giving us a run for our money in grands and reset despite it being 4am for them. Sorry for keeping you and the wonderful TOs up so late! Catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙
WB R2 vs. Barnacle Munchers
1-2
RL05-DPQ4-19U6-C0FN
RW3R-QSE1-FTVJ-JSH8
RXN2-UX9C-85KU-FTK0

LB R2 vs. Nature's Madness
2-0 
RV0W-YUFL-68J0-TQ1Q
R1GF-EPVJ-1KLJ-ABCR

LB R3 vs. Motorized Office Chair
2-0
R3F3-TPF2-H8QD-RSM6
R33J-7MQQ-7LMJ-JT80

LB R4 vs. Inksurge
2-0
R826-P8U6-5PFS-3RQA
RCFQ-SS6P-XCTF-ML9X

LB Semis vs. Barnacle Munchers
2-0
R4NV-CHB0-AUX8-PEFL
RU4H-NS68-YVUV-NGW8

LB Finals vs. Mosquito Air Defense System
3-0
RENS-XPD5-HKJH-VWKE
RV76-UQEH-AHYG-RN9K
RNX2-6CAR-3M6R-GU4M

Grand Finals vs. SATURN'S RINGS
3-2
RTTW-VL6G-V6W9-K3JL
RGC6-LH0T-PRFE-793M
RB9A-7TTG-GY52-EFPL
RY0T-V8L6-2BHD-CMWP
RGKG-7NTR-868W-2S7Y

Bracket Reset vs. SATURN'S RINGS
3-0
RK1F-BKBE-XF5H-A28Y
R598-0VCB-QYGY-Y3CA
R4VT-VF5Y-W5DT-JANV
020
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
#compsplatoon Last Saturday, Washed won our FIRST tournament, and I'm not talking bronze or silver bracket! We crawled our way through losers without dropping a match into a terrifying 3-2 Grand Finals, then a 3-0 Bracket Reset. It's only fitting we show up a week after our one year anniversary!
65314
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Oh and I almost forgot! @deadseptette.bsky.social and I had a fantastic time at Riptide meeting all of you. I completely ran out of Washed stickers by Sunday, so thank you for your support! Here's to hoping we can make it to Riptide 2026!
Emil and Jester's romantic Riptide balcony dinner. There's two cans of yoohoo and two containers of instant yakisoba. Sterling is in front but he doesn't matter, just look at the sunset.
0102
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
#compsplatoon We announce with a heavy heart one of our ogs, @freakeen.bsky.social, is stepping away from comp and off our main roster. You'll still see Keen sub for us and have a hand in Washed, but we're losing a real one 🥀🥀🥀 WE LOVE YOU KEEN!!! ♥️🦑🐙
1535
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
We've got a special double feature coming up for #riptide! @entomolojest.bsky.social and @deadseptette.bsky.social will be attending together and handing out stickers! We'll have two sizes of Washed logos and stickers featuring Emil's ocs!!!
Four of the stickers we'll be handing out at Riptide. Three feature @deadseptette's OC Carmine and the top right is Washed's logo.A doll @deadseptette made of their OC, Sterling, holding the smaller Washed sticker.
3134
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
#compsplatoon Please excuse how late this is! Two weeks ago, Washed won the Underground Bracket in Abandon Ship #18!!! Huge thanks to @lunablasterr.bsky.social for coming back and subbing for us! Sets below, and (belated) ggs everyone! Catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙
1113
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
#compsplatoon Yesterday, Washed got 3rd place in TSS #11 with our first tryout, @sharkberet.bsky.social!!! We had so much fun, and can't wait to get back into the swing of things! Sets below, and ggs everyone! Catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙
2316
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
THANK YOU FOR 100 FOLLOWERS!!! 🦑🐙🎉
041
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
#compsplatoon ATTENTION: WASHED IS RECRUITING! If you're a washed up FA, we want you! Provided you're 19yrs or older, pay $19.99 (tax may vary), give us your credit card information, your social security number... If you're interested and meet our criteria, message @cupdoggiedog on discord!
Washed is recruiting! 
PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE POST

Washed is an est div 7 team looking for a slayer to complete our roster. Our comp is centered around heavy chip damage and paint. We need someone that can push in fast and take advantage of it!

We have three stage process for recruitment. To begin, message @cupdoggiedog ON DISCORD with the password and your FA post, and you'll be given a google form interview. 

WE'RE LOOKING FOR...

SPLATANAS
decav, stamper

DUALIES:
vdualie, twink

OUR ROSTER
JESTER (they/she) - explo one-trick
cupdog (they/them) - dread one-trick
Keen (any) - flexREQUIREMENTS 
- 19+ NO EXCEPTIONS (20+ PREFERRED)
- No less than 3hrs ahead of or behind EST
- Be Reach and Setting Sail banned
- Be LI and FTIU eligible
- Be willing to play casually outside of comp
- Queer, audhd, and neurodivergent friendly
- Minimal/responsible tilt 
- Know our password is "Gold Ship".

AVAILABILITY
Do not apply if you can't show up consistently. We try to play at least three times a week @ 7:00 PM/8:00 PM EST, and 1:00 PM EST for select tournaments.
41610
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
#highdivsplatoon 🙂‍↕️
A screenshot from our team channel. The first message has text blanked from a separate conversation.

JESTER: Is mini a slayer (with an image referencing Patrick from the episode "Band Geeks")

Keen: No, Jester. Mini is not a slayer. (with an image referencing Squidward's response in the same scene)

Echo: everything is a slayer excuse me 

JESTER: THAT'S WHAT IM SAYYIIING (gif of a house exploding with the text "EXPLOSHER GAMEING") 

Keen, replying to Echo: nuh uh
081
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
A new banner!?
0132
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
holy moly
020
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
#compsplatoon Today we announce @lunablasterr.bsky.social's departure from Washed to focus on her real life. We wish you lots of luck, healing, and love in your future! 💕🦑🐙 Thank you so much for being a part of our journey, Luna! We'll never forget the first "your mom" jokes we shared <3
1283
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
#compsplatoon We're fashionably late to announce that, last Thursday, Washed got 3rd place Silver Bracket in Trans Cup Summer 2025!!! JESTER wandered off, so we replaced her with an auto bomb 🐤💨 Sets below, and ggs everyone! REMEMBER, YOU ARE LOVED! 💕🦑🐙
1295
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
A discord screenshot referencing the graphic in the previous post. 

Keen: HAD TO BE PUT DOWN????
JESTER: sometimes I still hear their voice
030
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
#compsplatoon Last Sunday, Washed took on Crobattle Royale: 10th Edition and were 1st to get knocked out! We won a grand total of one game to a DC, but we didn't go down without a fight. Huge shoutout to @awayhealer.bsky.social for subbing for us! Sets below, and ggs everyone! Catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙
6407
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
just another #highdivsplatoon quality coaching session with @starry-echo.bsky.social 💞
2187
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
#compsplatoon We had to recover from the concert, but on Wednesday, Washed caused an upset and got 5th place Gold Bracket in MIKU MIKU BEAM!!! #20 Grand Stage!!! Special thanks to our favorite sub, @michylin.bsky.social, for tagging along. Sets below, and ggs everyone! Catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙
3276
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
#compsplatoon Yesterday, Washed had the honor of being the top 4 picked for the LSL #50 rerun, and we came out 2nd! I'm so proud of all of us for pulling up with our best on little prep time! We're one step away from first, folks! Look out! Sets and special thanks below 🦑🐙💖
44712
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
#compsplatoon Washed got 4th in Shark Tank: Shallow Waters #17 on Monday! Our team had a strong showing despite our tragic dcs. Nintendo was testing us before dropping third kits to shake up our comp 😤😤😤 Sets below, and ggs everyone! Catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙
1154
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
#compsplatoon Washed got 4th place in LSL #50 Diamond Bracket! Our highest placement yet, and so close to podium! We'll get it next time for sure 😤 Shoutout to our great friend @michylin.bsky.social for subbing with us 💖 Sets below, and ggs everyone! Catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙
4339
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
#compsplatoon Washed got 3rd place in FTIU #78 Silver Bracket! We came back strong after a week long break and a single scrim! Sets below, and ggs to everyone! Catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙
4345
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Groups: 3-0 vs. Sailfins 2-1 vs. Pocket Reign 3-0 vs. PupSqd Gold Bracket: 2-1 vs. Starboard! (streamed!) 1-2 vs. Kiwi Ice Cream
000
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
#compsplatoon Washed got 5th place in FTIU #77 Gold Bracket! It was a rough loss, but that means we're *this* much closer to podium! We also broke our curse of losing sets on stream :) Sets below, ggs everyone! Catch ya later! 🔥🦑🐙
2255
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Day 2 Gamma: 0-2 vs. Soyjak Squidz 2-0 vs. Nova Nightshade 2-1 vs. Stain 1-2 vs. Mente Colmena Ggs everyone! Great games all around!
010
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
#compsplatoon Washed got 5th place in Low Ink April 2025 Gamma Bracket! Lunar died of tummy hurted, but we got @tessaract.gay to sub for us! We ended with a 55% map + set win rate! I'll put our day one and two sets in the replies. We'll podium next time for sure!!!! 🦑💥🐙
Washed got 5th place in Gamma Bracket in: Low Ink April 2025! Thank you Tesseract for subbing! 

rip lunar "riolu" splatoon
4/19/25 - 4/20/25
died of tummy hurted 
gone but not forgotten
1182
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
#compsplatoon Hey! Washed went an even 3-3 in Low Ink yesterday! Did you see us get 3-0'd on stream too? We're taking on Gamma Bracket this afternoon, wish us luck! 🦑🔥🐙 #compsplatoon @entomolojest.bsky.social @cupdog.bsky.social @lunarspl.bsky.social @freakeen.bsky.social
1251
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Oh yeah!!! Yesterday Was-- I mean Dried played in Shark Tank: Shallow Waters #12! We got knocked out in R1 of Gold Bracket, but getting gold bracket twice!? We're so awesome and epic and cool Sets below!
160
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Hey yall! After much consideration, the team has decided to rebrand into Dried! We hope you'll still support us and not... hang us out to dry? ;)
1274
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
#compsplatoon think about what you did achieve! two placements is a pretty big deal!
An edit of the two panel "HOLY SHIT, TWO CAKES!" comic. 

The first panel shows a sad figure saying "aw man, I place second this time", placing a smaller cake labeled 2nd bronze bracket next to a larger cake labeled 1st Bronze Bracket.

The second panel shows the same cakes, with a more enthusiastic figure (us, Washed!) saying "HOLY SHIT! TWO PLACEMENTS!"

I'm so proud of us making podium consistently! It doesn't matter if we placed first the last time, we still made it again and that's so cool!!!
1314
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Groups: 0-3 vs. Pickup 3-0 vs. Depth Raiders 0-3 vs. The Phantom Squids Bracket: 2-0 vs. Saturday Night Speedle 2-0 vs. Drinking Value 3-0 vs. Off Rhythm 0-3 vs. Aurora GGs and catch y'all in the next one! 🦑🐙❤️ Also, what are the odds of us getting romen only once? 😭
010
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#compsplatoon Washed just got 2nd place in Bronze Bracket of All 4 One #35: Splat Zones! Didn't get first place, but we'll get 'em next time! Feels good to have our first tourney as a full team. Maybe cupdog will finally turn around for us...?
1143
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
no comment!
0101
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I got forced into the bit... along with our new 4th member, @lunarspl.bsky.social!!! Welcome to the team!!! Sadly we had to drop Low Ink, but that gives us more time to grind as a full roster! 💪🦑 WASHED STOCKS ARE RISING 📈📈📈📈📈🔥🔥🔥🔥
3216
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
special thanks to @chaisplatoon.bsky.social for subbing in one (1) game and getting credit! Swiss Groups: 3-0 Silli Squad 2-1 vectorQry 3-0 Sparkling Jellies 1-2 C-Dragons Gold Bracket: 2-1 Snowfall 1-3 Starboard! 3-1 Land Crabs GGs and catch ya later!!! 🦑🐙❤️
251
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
#compsplatoon WASHED GOT 3RD PLACE IN SHARK TANK: SHALLOW WATERS #11! Our highest placement yet! Tysm to Lunar, our tryout, for joining us! cupdog: who's in the mcdonalds playplace? keen: in the mcdonalds playplace lunar: goated with the sauce jester: ROUGH DAY BUT WE MOVE
3346
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
#compsplatoon Did YOUR team drop LUTI and leave you an FA? Are you looking to try for a team with bonds so strong we've lasted through almost 4 months of tryouts? Washed is... still recruiting! If you think you could be our special someone, dm @entomolojest on discord after reading!
Washed is recruiting!
PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE POST!
Washed is an est div 7 team looking for a fourth 
to complete our roster. We're looking for a variety of weapons to test out with our comp, so be willing to play off-meta and have an open mind. 

We have three stage process for recruitment. To begin, message @Entomolojest with the password and your FA post, and you'll be given a google form interview. 

WHAT WE WANT: 
Our comp is centered around the synergy between explosher and dread wringer. We need weapons that can push off of and benefit from our chip. Here's the pool of weapons we'd like to try:

Brushes:
inkbrush
Blasters:
blaster, range, s-blast 91, luna
Splatanas: 
stamper, decav, wiper
Shooters:
splash, shot, zap :( 
Dualies: 
tetra, sd

The image cuts off, continued in the next image. Continuation of the previous post:

NICHE:
c-bamboo, sbrella
(you have to be a one-trick/dedicated to the class!)

OUR ROSTER: 
JESTER (they/she) - Backline; explosher
cupdog (they/them) - Midline; dread wringer
Keen (any) - Flex; ???

REQUIREMENTS: 
19+ NO EXCEPTIONS (20+ PREFERRED)
Be Reach and Setting Sail banned
Be LSL, LI and FTIU eligible
Be Queer and Neurodivergent friendly
Minimal/responsible tilt 
Know our password is "Spin Cycle"
Be comfortable and confident with callouts
Be willing to play casually outside of comp

AVAILABILITY: 
NA Timezone (EST preferred). Between 12:00 PM - 9:00 PM EST with 2 or 3 scrims a week.
23519
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
oh we're never having our normal splatoon government names on the roster again huh
060
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Did you know #compsplatoon? Washed is still looking for a 4th! If you're div8-7 looking for an off meta team with an explo + dread, we might be the right pick for you! Read the full post below and message @entomolojest on discord if you're interested! 🦑🐙❤️
Washed is recruiting! 
 PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE POST!
Washed is an est div8-7 team looking for a fourth to complete our roster. We're looking for a variety of weapons to test out with our comp, so be willing to play off-meta and have an open mind. 

We have three stage process for recruitment. To begin, message @entomolojest on discord with the password, and you'll be given a google form interview. 

WHAT WE WANT:
Our comp is centered around the synergy between explosher and dread wringer. We need weapons that can push off of and benefit from our chip. Here's the pool of weapons we'd like to try:
Dualies: 
tetra, sd
Brushes:
inkbrush, octobrush
Blasters:
blaster, range, s-blast 91, luna
NICHE:
c-bamboo, tent, sbrellaOUR ROSTER: 
JESTER (they/she) - Backline; explosher
cupdog (they/them) - Midline; dread wringer
Keen (any) - ???

REQUIREMENTS: 
>Age 19+
>Be LSL, LI and FTIU eligible
>Be Queer and Neurodivergent friendly
>Minimal/responsible tilt 
>Know our password is "Spin Cycle"
>Have EXPERIENCE playing comp
>Be comfortable and confident with callouts
>Be willing to play casually outside of comp

AVAILABILITY: 
NA Timezone (EST preferred). Between 12PM - 9PM EST with 2 or 3 scrims a week.
11516
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Groups: 3-0 vs. Meta Star 3-0 vs. We didn't pick a name :p 0-3 vs. What The Fuzz?? Bracket: 2-0 vs. Fruit Salad 1-2 vs. EWfish GGs and catch y'all in the next one! 🦑🐙❤️
000
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
#compsplatoon I remembered to make a post! Washed played in LSL 48 today, and got to R2 of Gold Bracket! Roster: JESTER - didnt sleep until 3:30am playing turf w/ chai "cupdog" - beakon headass Keen - splash one trick??? Michy - # epic tryout who woke up at 6am for this 😭
2172
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
guess we're doin div5 now
020
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Roster: @entomolojest.bsky.social - the painter (2010pts on RM) @cupdog.bsky.social - dread SPACE wringer @freakeen.bsky.social - born to stampter, forced to shot @knehzoo.bsky.social - epic tryout, thanks for joining us!
160
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Did I forget to make a post? Yes. Washed made gold bracket in FTIU 70 last Friday! I couldn't be more proud of the team, and shoutout to our tryout, @knehzoo.bsky.social, for joining us! We didn't drop a single game until bracket, but forgot drip pics again...
5184
Washed @washedspl.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
#compsplatoon, Last night Washed took bronze bracket in A41 #30: Splat Zones! So proud of all of us, and a huge ty to Chai for subbing!!! @freakeen.bsky.social Had a migraine @cupdog.bsky.social Was exhausted @chaisplatoon.bsky.social Was nauseous @entomolojest.bsky.social Is gay (NOT a debuff)
2204