Warwick @warwickhw.bsky.social · 12/05/2025America has always banged on about it's Constitution and how great it is. It's a shame this miraculous document can't fix tyranny or corruption after all. 000
Reposted by WarwickTom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I guess they just didn't have enough support 141
Reposted by WarwickTom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 07/03/2025The are two guards each standing by a door. One guard likes big butts and cannot lie. The other guard likes big butts and cannot tell the truth. One door leads to big butts. The other door leads to small butts. You can only ask one guard one question. What do you ask? 5124
Warwick @warwickhw.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Jolene by Dolly Parton is the perfect pop song. #dollyparton 010
Reposted by WarwickTom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 18/02/2025The problem is that Elon Musk thinks he's Peter Venkman but is in fact Walter Peck 041
Reposted by WarwickOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 14/02/2025If you rob bank using a supermarket pricing gun. You can use it again to reduce any sentence you get. 0533
Warwick @warwickhw.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Due to an unexpected theological miscommunication at the White House,Trump aides have tonight stated they meant to get rid of God all along, and not the woke nonsense. The announcement caused the Vatican to release a statement that the Lamb of God was alive and well eating some grass. #DEI #AGNUSDEI 010
Warwick @warwickhw.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Binton Woods. Little oasis. Smells like winter. Wrens warning me to stay away whenever they see me. All the sticks are damp. Bark comes away in my hand. The dog doesn't mind. She hops about. I throw them. She shreds them. 3.5k 010
Warwick @warwickhw.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Great perspective on the LA fires: open.substack.com/pub/societyo...open.substack.comActs of service amidst the flames: Los AngelesWhen the flames rise, so do the people. 010
Reposted by WarwickTom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Me: since the word fratelli is the plural of "brother" in Italian, is the band the Fratellis actually called The Brotherses? Interviewer: I meant questions about the job 041
Reposted by WarwickCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 01/09/2024"The practical risks of AI are not that they become super capable thinking machines. It is building complex systems around machines we falsely assume are capable of greater discernment and logic than they possess." 722756
Reposted by WarwickTom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 16/08/2024Had to take my mother in law to the hospital (she’s fine) and was secretly hoping I’d be late getting back so would miss my gym class. I wasn’t late but then I remembered I’m an adult and if I don’t want to go to the gym I don’t have to. So I’m sitting in the garden with a beer instead. 161
Warwick @warwickhw.bsky.social · 14/07/2024@tomeaston.bsky.social it might as well be here already, none of all this 'it's coming home' caper 100
Reposted by WarwickTade "Will Eat Your Heart in the Marketplace" Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 18/06/2024(Advert) Now available: the AI-powered Surface Family Me: "Family."media.tenor.comPrincess Bride You Keep Using That Word GIFAlt: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." From Princess Bride. 4354
Reposted by WarwickHard Drive @hard-drive.net · 09/11/2023Tom Lets Out Weary Sigh After Walking Into Kitchen and Noticing Cheese Grater Isn't Part of the Matte Paintinghard-drive.netTom Lets Out Weary Sigh After Walking Into Kitchen and Noticing Cheese Grater Isn't Part of the Matt...Tom of Tom & Jerry fame let out a sigh upon realizing that a nearby cheese grater was drawn directly onto its own animation cel. 1623123
Warwick @warwickhw.bsky.social · 28/09/2023I'm looking for the same level of following on all my platforms... 010
Reposted by WarwickTom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 26/09/2023Zoom: *as call ends* How was the quality of your call? Me: Bad Zoom: What went wrong? Me: They were asking me to do work 0124
Warwick @warwickhw.bsky.social · 03/09/2023The First Rule of Over-Reacting Club is-- Me: Oh god what is it? Oh god its really bad isn't it? I knew this would happen! Why does this always happen? 060
