warsquid @warsquid.com · 09/12/2024The 4th bullet had "debunk their logical fallacies" written on it 030 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 27/11/2024I stopped posting here because they stopped dispensing little food pellets when I did. But maybe they were just refilling the dispenser... 020 0
Reposted by warsquidlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/11/2024I do not give the ACME corporation permission to use my dangerous inventions, my contraptions, or my convoluted explosives in my pursuit of the road runner in any of their marketing materials including in photo, animation, or creepy ultra-realistic CGI. All devious coyotes must post a note like this 211916177 0
Reposted by warsquidwabberjockey @wabberjockey.bsky.social · 19/08/2024Drinking a glass of water #water 072 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 08/02/2024Do you think young documentary narrators will have a parade when Attenborough finally carks it? Name anyone who's kept that much of a stranglehold on an entire field for so long 010 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 29/01/2024I know hindsight is 20/20 but it was probably a mistake to create a society where "pitch decks" were the most valuable commodity and revered cultural output 132 0
Reposted by warsquidSkull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 20/01/2024is it time to bust out my "bigfoot is bears" photo collection again? if your mental image of a bear is a thick-furred, fat glossy male bear in autumn, you're probably not prepared for how weird their proportions can look in spring, or when walking upright, like they frequently do. 26093293495 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 12/01/2024Nobody is hewing anything from the living rock anymore. And I think that's sad 000 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 17/12/2023If you know the right sequence of mystical incantations to appease unknowable beings you're a High Priest to the Old Ones, not a "prompt engineer" 021 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 29/08/2023Are podcast producers just there to coach the podcaster through the terror of listening to a recording of their own voice every episode. 000 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 18/08/2023Me: Adelaide is kinda low-key Amsterdam coded 25th century anthropologist exhuming my phone from the molten ash left by The Scouring: and here we see that by this point in their evolution their language had basically descended into pure meaninglessness 040 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 06/08/2023And now, Sir Galeth, your final test before admittance to the Noble Order of The Purest Heart: dost thou obeyeth 60k roadwork speed limits on a 100k road? 100 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 05/08/2023It's 5pm in this regional Australian town, which means it's time for everyone to move their 2.5 cars from the front of their houses into their enormous driveways for the night 050 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 03/08/2023You're telling me preg = money? You're saying to me that more mpreg == mmore mmoney? But where can I take advantage of this incredible deal??? www.preg4pay.bizpreg4pay.bizPreg4Pay - Mpreg for the Masses 2104 0
Reposted by warsquidMikael @mikaeltja.bsky.social · 27/07/2023live bear camyoutube.comBrooks Falls - Katmai National Park, Alaska 2023 powered by EXPLORE.org**Chat rolls are on 7 am - 5 pm PT from Monday through Friday. Chat will be open from 7am - 5pm PT on Saturday and Sundays when staff is available.Brooks Fal... 242 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 27/07/2023VERY EXCITED FOR THE REMASTER! (also I'm not good enough at Inkscape to execute this properly) 010 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 25/07/2023NAMES GIVEN TO THE VOID: HALLUCINOGENIC DREAMS OF THE CYBERMIND www.makeitmetal.net (you can play with this bandname generator I made and you too can metalpost)makeitmetal.netMake it MetalDeep learning metal band name generator 010 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 25/07/2023MEMETIC INCARCERATION: FUTURE STATE OF UNLIMITED HUMAN INTERACTIVITY (I don't really know with this one either) 110 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 23/07/2023ELDERS OF THE CERULEAN CELESTIAL VAULT: CYCLICAL PSYCHIC VIOLENCE (people are posting about drama I don't understand) 010 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 22/07/2023STUNTED HEIR TO THE LINEAGE OF GREAT BEASTS, BOUND IN VIOLET (it's Newt) 070 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 21/07/2023PECUNIARY ATTRITION - DISCOGNICATED BY MAMMON'S BYZANTINE CODE (trying to do my taxes) 010 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 21/07/2023STEEL SARCOPHAGUS - A PREDETERMINED END TO WHICH ALL SHALL BE BORNE (getting the train home) 020 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 21/07/2023CESSATION OF TOIL: CREPUSCULAR LIBATIONS UNDER THE SIGN OF FRIGG (tgif) 010 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 21/07/2023CONSUMPTION OF THE FIBROUS MASS. THE FALSE STIMULATION OF THE LINGUAL PAIN NERVES (eating some spicy isntant noodles) 110 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 21/07/2023Please don't touch the exhibits in the new Museum of Incredible Brains. It's still under construction and the takes need time to fester into something truly strange 010 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 20/07/2023No-one is gambolling anymore. When's the last time you saw anyone lollop? I can't help but feel it's due to... you know.... *gestures at our whole situation* 000 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 20/07/2023people are really just logging on here and being 35 years old, huh? do they not have any shame? 100 0
warsquid @warsquid.com · 20/07/2023trying to decide which niche political issue to make the whole focus of my being on here. I do genuinely believe that it should cost 20 cents to honk your car horn, so that's probably a good contender 020 0
