warptheorist.bsky.social @warptheorist.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Imagine the scandal if this guy turned out to be a pepperoni. 000
warptheorist.bsky.social @warptheorist.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Where does brain rot belong in the Dewey Decimal System? 020
Reposted by @warptheorist.bsky.socialBrandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 17/04/2025A fantastic 40% off all prints through sunday with code SPRINGCLEANING brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/... 0296
Reposted by @warptheorist.bsky.socialMeg @meganroseruiz.bsky.social · 10/04/2025My thoughts on Generative AI 9655651642
warptheorist.bsky.social @warptheorist.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Bold move on our part to outdo China by attempting the famously successful Great Leap Forward and Cultural Revolution at the same time. 000
warptheorist.bsky.social @warptheorist.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Jack Black crushed it as Dr. Zaius last night. 010
warptheorist.bsky.social @warptheorist.bsky.social · 21/03/2025A reverse The Mist scenario where all the scary stuff is happening INSIDE the market, but the protagonist is a dude who really, really wants a Marie Callender's Cheesy Chicken & Bacon Pot Pie. 000
warptheorist.bsky.social @warptheorist.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Panda Express opening at 8:30 AM is such a power move. 000
warptheorist.bsky.social @warptheorist.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Can't sleep. Still thinking about that Walmart logo with the angry eyes that follow you around the parking lot. 000
warptheorist.bsky.social @warptheorist.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Man, it was abundantly clear he had just encountered like 50% of the proper nouns in the DOGE segment for the very first time. Like, in his life. #SOTU 010
