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@warmworm.bsky.social
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I'm mice and I'm mormal. I would say the main thing about me is that I have become strange in the past few years because of covid and Gaza. Tornto

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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Zero-calorie soft drinks should come in these
An Italian "fiasco" bottle of wine. A rounded, bulbous bottle of wine, the bottom two-thirds of which is covered by dried straw basket.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hoppin on this bad boy tryin fuck Socrates
Box of the game "Electronic Dream Phone" in Greek
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Photo of Itzchak Herzog and Joe Biden with text:
Biden: "If there were not an Grinch, we'd have to invent one"
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fuck you!!!!!!!
Black text on white background: "Tom and Jerry (also known as Tom & Jerry)"
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"It's the only cheerocracy in the middle east"
A white cheerleader (Kirsten Dunst) and a black cheerleader (Gabrielle Union) confront each other as other cheerleaders look on, from Bring It On
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
You saw G-d's foot upon the treadle of the loom? How'd you like see my foot on the treadle of your ass?
Kurtwood Smith as Red Foreman in That 70's Show. A balding man in a shirt and tie giving a disapproving look in front of a 70's-looking floral/vine/diamond wallpaper.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The Grinch in a Santa suit holding a bag, slithering on his stomach, on a matching green background, text under him reads "DONT GRINCH ON ME"
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Beers. Lots of beers.
Neo Matrix talking on his cell phone against a white background
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Yeah whatever
A piece of cooked salmon on the closed lid of a thinkpad laptop
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Software
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Poorly edited simpson screenshot, a bearded astronaut flanked by 2 Alien xenomorphs on top of a theatre marquee that says, "stop the alien earth, I want to get off! starring Troy McClure"
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Using a scary program on the computer
Black text on a white background:
--spider
--testsite
--skeleton
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
You: I love to wake up early sunday morning to watch the big formula one car racing contest Me:
The little purple guy with pointy ears and a crooked smile from the Gruesome Twosome from Wacky Races
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Another morning daydreaming about Wacky Races, a lot of great "me and who"-able duos
The cartoon cast of Wacky Races in their wacky vehicles on a funky background.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Economy
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Watching Anoa, I can see why it garnered so many awards!!!!!
Lowland anoa (Bubalus depressicornis) in London Zoo, England, United Kingdom from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anoa
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
A more even polka dot pattern looks better
A black line diagram of a plane with a regular red polka dot pattern
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
The gay apparel I donned for Christmas dinner except it was Chanukah dinner because we’re Jewish but I’m very stupid and didn’t understand that’s what was meant by “holiday” in “holiday dinner”
Mirror selfie, guy in an orange Jack-o-lantern face tee shirt. Also a silver chain necklace, black n95, navy tigers ball cap, some sort of grey, fluffy, over-, sweat-, thingy.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I can see her looking fast in her faded jeans, She's a hard-lovin' woman, got me feelin' mean
Blue jeans frog on a leaf. From http://www.projectnoah.org/spottings/7678964
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
A blurry, black-and-white poster with cursive writing "Blondie goes to work for Mental Health," above the family (daughter, father, mother, son) from the cartoon Blondie. It is a cropped screenshot from the documentary film The Century of the Self.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
A kijiji listing with the image of a close up of a cow's face looking silly and the title "RAISE YOIR OWN ORGANIC BEEF ON 20 GORGEOUS ACRES." The listing price is $919,000.00, other text is "Oakville / Halton Region | 9 hrs ago. This 20 acre parcel is truly a dream estate waiting for your ideas. House, barn, separate garage, all built as you want. Located on a peaceful country road, this beautiful blank canvas is full of ..."
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Stepbro, I’m stuck, can u help me :3
Bottom half of a rat on its back on a sidewalk sticking out from under a whitish painted wood panel wall of a construction site.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Glass jar of seasoning. Label says:
Trader Joe's
Everything but the Car (Image of a car seatbelt).
Seatbelt seasoning blend.
With Sea Salt, Garlic & Onion.
Circle U (kosher certification).
Net Wt. 2.3 OZ (65g)
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Saturday nite cracking a cold one
Hand holding a plastic bottle of 500 mg psyllium husk capsules, with the lid attached to the bottle by a collar, but open.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Hey, did you ever see this?
National Geographic magazine on a magazine rack at a drugstore. The main text is THE GENIUS OF DOGS with a picture of what I think is a border collie. Small text near the barcode explains that this is a "reisssue of a National Geographic favourite." Other text: "Understanding our best friends," and "A dog's gaze is a window into history, human nature, and the spirit of a remarkable being."
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Hmm, not sure this reads at all
Mirror selfie from the neck down of a white guy wearing a white shirt with sleeves rolled to the elbow, a red tie, brown shorts, cream coloured socks with black and blue rings, and black sneakers.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Tweet from "rob" @OkButStill with an avatar of a guy wearing sunglasses.

Trump: The whole time I'm saying, what is this? There's two Jake Gyllenhaals. Then at the end you see this spider, maybe the biggest you've ever seen, huge, and then it goes to black. That's it.

Ingraham: And just to be clear, this is a movie you saw.

Trump: Well, I don't know.

4:00 PM 9/27/20 Twitter Web App
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Of course that's your contention. You just got finished the first half of Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me. You're gonna be convinced that he's lost his mojo 'til the next half and then you're gonna be back here talkin' about how he's actually had it all along.
Matt Damon in the bar scene in Good Will Hunting, you can see Ben Affleck behind him, out of focus.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
If I could give one piece of advice to my younger self
An ad on a solitaire web site showing a pair of dice that says “tip #2 use the doubling cube wisely. Double when you’re ahead to pressure your opponent.” A cibc ad is partial shown below, and some cards, one of which is the 8 of diamonds, to the left. You can see that it’s in a Google chrome incognito window on a black monitor.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
I had a little chuckle at this interface, but then again, I took a picture instead of doing a screenshot
An online checkout interface that provides a clickable slider for adding a tip, the slider is maxed-out at 999%
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
👍
A can of caffeine free coke zero and a can of caffeine free diet coke.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
You never seen a real new yorker before????
Mirror selfie wearing “I ❤️ NY” hat and tee shirt. Also wearing a vflex mask and sun glasses. In a hotel room.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
I need so much sleepe
2 screenshots from a Contrapoints video with subtitles. A woman putting makeup on, subtitles read 1. "They don't want victory, they don't want power," and 2. "they want to endlessly 'critique' power." and I've crudely added a little text box that says "naps" after both times it says power. "They don't want victory, they don't want power naps, they want to endlessly 'critique' power naps."
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
I like this logo, the boat *is* the shark, terrific!
The logo for junior hockey team Rimouski Océanic. A silver boat with sharp jagged teeth on it's hull cutting through dark blue ocean waves in an dark blue inverted triangle.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
Catching up on the dragon tv show
Futurama, the dean crushing a piece of paper in his fist and saying "robot house" but instead it's "dragon house"Text added sloppily on top of a tweet screenshot. 
guest lord on house of the dragon: i been in ends since ten kicking product round the bend, my mum died of tuberculosis i'm slipping into psychosis
Daemon targaryen on house of the dragon ooooooh flimsy steve, where did you go, what have you seen
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
Pretty nice!
Coffee with oat milk in a cup, you can see distinct layers of colour between the milky bottom and black top. The cup is covered in Saran Wrap and sits on the top of a toaster oven with a warning about the surface being hot.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
Aftermath of a hawk having a snack in my parents’ yard
Tufts of fur on grass
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
The colours were nicer in real life, but that’s often the case.
A piece of gefilte fish with beet horseradish on top, on a plate with a rose-patterned lip and gilded rim, on a colourful striped placemat. A bite has been taken from the fish and a spoon rests on the plate as well.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
If I am understanding correctly, the claim is that the Jews, in their departure from slavery in Egypt, were the inventors of the cracker?
The top of a box of Streit’s Passover matzoh, which also says “The Original Cracker”
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
"I mean, he'll see everything... he'll... he'll see the big board!" 
- General "Buck" Turgidson
from Stanley Kubrick's Dr. StrangeloveA stock/demo scrum/sprint board in Jira.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
I don't know exactly what I'm getting at, but you get it, right?
Windows logo in 1992 starting with Windows 3.1 until Windows 95 (at which point the colours got less saturated/bright and it got a jaunty little clockwise tilt).Detroit Tigers logo since 2016
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
I have the Drive jacket with this on the back
Logo showing a scorpion outline cut out of a stylized ticket, half black, half red. Text to the right says COUPON SCORPION.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Lemon piglet. A lemon with slits for ears, a foil tail, clove eyes, and toothpick legs holds a penny in its mouth.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Two households, both alike in dignity
A cropped selection from a Google map showing two Rainforest Cafes in each of Niagara Falls, Ontario and Niagara Falls, New York, separated by an international border running along the centre of the Niagara River.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
Jim Downey on Conan O'Brien's podcast recoloured to look like an Oompa Loompa, with the subtitle "Will Wonka the chocolatier?"
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
Something that’s vexed me for, I guess, 10 years now, is how much coffee is lost due to the offset of the drainage hole, turns out it’s about 0.5 oz or 15 mL, likely less in practice because of the displacement of the coffee & filter. Ok!!!!
Overhead view of a plastic cone of a drip coffee maker showing the drainage hole offset from the bottom, on the side of the coneOverhead view of a drip coffee maker cone filled with water up to the drainage holeSmall glass measuring cup with water filled to near the 1/2oz marker, halfway between 10 and 20 mL
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
Seems a little on the nose but whatever
A box on fire that says “ONTARIO” on it. The fire is spreading to an adjacent bench.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
I just think it's neat
Diagram of 2 different sizes of dressage arena layouts, where locations on a rectangle's perimeter and length-wise centre-line are designated a letter, seemingly without reason or pattern.
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