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Owns too many games, doesn't own enough bees, possibly immortal. Twitch.tv/war_jebus I hate what AI has taken from us and I hate you even more for liking it.

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who knew it could be the most special season once again...COOPTOBER! It is that time in our lives were we celebrate my good friend Gerd with some couch coop action! This year, in the wake of Onimusha, we are keeping it Sengoku Period with Samurai Warriors! Twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Factorio has been on my wishlist for so long, and every time I get the money to buy it, I dont. I think its for the same reason.
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YOUR STUPID STREAMER FORGOT WHAT DAY IT WAS and how could he could he do that when we have to stop Nobunaga from preforming the dark ritual!! Onimusha: Warlords Finale twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thats a happy lookin pup!
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Him to go down from there without letting him up. First time he did that it all clicked for him and now he does stairs without a second though. This was not a fast process, and took a lot of rewarding and trying the regular vs special treat method, but maybe it can give you some ideas. Hope it helps
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stairs. We walked up to the sheet and tried working down from it so he was doing a few at a time. Then we started from the top and got him to walk down to the sheet and once he was able to do that, we got him to walk down to the sheet and then removed the sheet and spent as long as we needed to get
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Treats are great but sometimes you have to show them it in parts. My dog couldn't do stairs when we got him, even for treats. We eventually found out he could go up them but not down so we worked with up for a bit. The next thing we did it put a sheet up so he wasn't working with the full
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What do you mean NOBUNAGA IS ALIVE thanks to making a packed with demons...I mean its totally on brand but COMEON! And hes got something to do with princes Yuki getting kidnapped, also that necromancer guys. Onimusha: Warlords twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Things have really gotta start shaping up in the world, I can no longer pretend it doesnt effect me while trying to survive. I already have enough shit in my life to put me on the edge, everything else is causing those things to tip me over.
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There are grand stories about a soliders in battle against an evil ruler as we follow them through the trials of said battle. But what about after that? What would the story look like right after the big bad is gone...also there are demons. Onimusha: Warlords twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 23/09/2026
⚠️ New Twitch Email Scam.⚠️ Do not be fooled by an email claiming to be "Twitch Automated Audio Detection Systems" that asks you to verify your rights to use audio.
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My particular spectrum disorder is driven to the ropes at the moment. Also (unrelated) I canceled stream earlier and forgot to tell you all. Tuesday stream is a go as I dug through my box of games to the bottom to get what we needed.
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Welcome back to the Thursday erasure stream, were we had a bug and now its like last Thursday never happened (gameplay wise). Today, we find out what that key doin and confront more death as we continue to survive the night! The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If I had a nickel for every time I gave myself a time limit to play a game and then ignored it and ended up tired beyond all belief the next day, id still hate my existence but I could probably afford a nice steak dinner.
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
IM BACK IN A NORMAL LOCATION and people still keep dying! Who knew vats full of kings was the perfect place to find a dagger but now we have some interesting conundrums to solve...like murder. The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There is a drink my friend's dad makes, that I really like despite historically my thinking I dont like Malibu. So I assumed maybe I dont hate Malibu like I thought. Just had a drink that was mostly malibu...yeah I know what I like and Malibu sucks as the primary flavor😅
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Told myself I needed to get up early regardless of how little sleep I got. Felt how tired I was when snoozing my alarm, and asked myself "how am I gonna wake up to do what I need to do" and then the muscle in my leg seized 😅. Having your leg cramp while stuck in a sleeping bag is interesting!
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So lets look at it from this perspective, you are a handful of people locked in a building and people keep ending up dead. How do we NOT instantly know who it is? Also they milled a man with a pterosaur! (My chat teaches me things.) The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The killing has BEGUN! And what a perfect fella to go first, cause that Carter guys STINKS! Now the question is, who could die and who could live, there are definitely enough people present to make things interesting...The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I know I preemptively said I might not be streaming tonight but I am just confirming that as a fact. Have a great night!
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm almost glad I cant afford to be apart of their ecosystem
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"I see now Ai was a bad move so we made sure all the Ai assets in our game are gone now right before we launch cause we get Ai is bad. Also we didn't even use Ai to make or game just in the concept phase so make sure to buy our game that releases next week" ... People dont buy that shit. Let'em burn
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I played in a golf tournament today (nont pdga offical), its was my first double tournament and we tied for 3rd from last which was pretty sick! Once again I learned that it takes me about 9 holes to get into the grove and that is continuously a problem I wish I knew how to remedy 😅
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Holy shit my new rage I experience watching people on tiktok comments complaining "the video is lagging" when that is a known fresh post issue...WHAT ROCK ARE THEY ALL CRAWLING OUT FROM IM A LATE ADOPTER OF TIKTOK AND I KNOW THIS!!
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They let me into a party that likley is full of criminals...they are unaware of the dangers they have set upon themselves cause I am a top tier detective who's out for blood and they took my press pass so they'll never know I was there. The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I know we are going to a party later, but this museum better have free pastrami, cause I had to give mine to a rude cop earlier and im getting hangry! The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Almost murdering a guy and getting payed with priceless jewels at a party where 8 people were killed by your friend in your 20s in the 20s will totally mean you get to live a stress free life in New York without any more problems right...RIGHT?! The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So like...EVERYONE IS DYING and I think my friend may not be capable of understanding that. Also this game has already given Laura enough contect clues to warrant her stealing a gun so LET ME ALREADY I swear! The Colonel's Bequest twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Shenmue I & II is $4.49 on Xbox buff.ly/27SmRAG (Steam) $5.99 Humble buff.ly/UHElEB7 $5.54 Fanatical buff.ly/VyO6R72 XBO physical $7.20 at VGP buff.ly/O38rCaH #ad
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Honestly huge
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So photogenic!
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Im drunk. Save me
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You ever been invited to a will reading for not your own family? Probably already a little awkward but not totally since the old man isnt dead. But what do you mean the will has a "all surviving members" clause...IM TRAPPED ON A ISLAND WITH MURDERERS! The Colonel's Bequest twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's 1925, you are invited, by a friend, to a weekend out at a...plantation...when tentions rise and murder is in the air! Did I mention that plantation is on an island...and you cant leave? What will poor Laura Bow do?! The Colonel's Bequest twitch.tv/war_jebus
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WhatsHerFace (Mandy) @whatsherface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Live!!! Final Fantasy VII Remake time!!! Maybe we'll finish tonight? The dlc will be next! 💜🦉💜 Twitch.tv/WhatsHerFace
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
BY the power of crystal staff, I AM THE WIZAAARRRDDD! Forbidden Solitaire twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Stranglehold is $4.99 on GOG (preservation program) buff.ly/3U3LZTF #ad Hard Boiled free to watch on Pluto buff.ly/let4Koa
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This game is trying to make me take out my eyeballs...I need those to play!! If only my mother warned me about these kind of games growing up. Forbidden Solitaire twitch.tv/war_jebus
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House House @househouse.com · 04/08/2026
🔴🟡🔵 BIG WALK 🔴🟡🔵 Out now on Steam, Nintendo Switch 2, and PlayStation 5. Hooray!
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I know Im being wishful about a steam frame price that's in my budget but if that thing ends up being $1500 I swear...I hope you ai loving fucks lose everything with the when the bust happens.
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Holy shit... i just saw a chatgpt commercial that showed some old lady using it to solve every problem up her mind in 20 seconds and dear God if I wasn't drinking id lose it.
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WhatsHerFace (Mandy) @whatsherface.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Live!!! Playing more Final Fantasy VII Remake! 💜🔥💜 Twitch.tv/WhatsHerFace
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I swear to god these tiktok nerd culture live auction stream pages are pissing me off! I cant block them enough, they keep showing up!!
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Gmundy @gmundy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'll be on Twitch in about five minutes checking out more of the Marvel TOKON beta! I only played fighting games in the arcade and it shows! Come through and chill for the vibes \o/ You can also gift a sub for a very cute Spiderman badge, if you want!
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
When a game tries to kill you...but its solitaire. Forbidden Solitaire twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have a new streaming setup so I hope this doesnt break! Now to do some cooking and maybe more! Savor Hour twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
When its your third day at work and some "friend" you made traps you in a frozen lake town for some reason... JOKE ON HIM I LOVE FISHING! Easy Driving Co. Twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Well ill be dipped in shit. Its a little white truck, carrying boxes... why does everyone say I look like the last guy who had this job? Easy Delivery Co twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I cant tell if the blue chew ads on my tiktok are a shift in the algorithm, the fact that the streaming services keep doing the same, or the fact that I refer to one of my dogs toys as "blue chew" as a joke cause its funny.
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