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@warjebus.bsky.social
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Owns too many games, doesn't own enough bees, possibly immortal. Twitch.tv/war_jebus I hate what AI has taken from us and I hate you even more for liking it.

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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who knew with enough effort, and the literal super power of the shadow, you could change the tide of war! We got Hanzo campaign to complete and then ON TO THE NEXT COOPTOBER CAMPAIGN! Samurai Warriors twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cooptober day 2! Thats right we are back again with the slaughter of many people as we continue our quest of alternate history's of battles. Today we finish the quest of the Uesugi clan as Kenshin *checks notes* fights his nemesis. Samurai Warriors twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who knew it could be the most special season once again...COOPTOBER! It is that time in our lives were we celebrate my good friend Gerd with some couch coop action! This year, in the wake of Onimusha, we are keeping it Sengoku Period with Samurai Warriors! Twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YOUR STUPID STREAMER FORGOT WHAT DAY IT WAS and how could he could he do that when we have to stop Nobunaga from preforming the dark ritual!! Onimusha: Warlords Finale twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What do you mean NOBUNAGA IS ALIVE thanks to making a packed with demons...I mean its totally on brand but COMEON! And hes got something to do with princes Yuki getting kidnapped, also that necromancer guys. Onimusha: Warlords twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Welcome back to the Thursday erasure stream, were we had a bug and now its like last Thursday never happened (gameplay wise). Today, we find out what that key doin and confront more death as we continue to survive the night! The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
IM BACK IN A NORMAL LOCATION and people still keep dying! Who knew vats full of kings was the perfect place to find a dagger but now we have some interesting conundrums to solve...like murder. The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So lets look at it from this perspective, you are a handful of people locked in a building and people keep ending up dead. How do we NOT instantly know who it is? Also they milled a man with a pterosaur! (My chat teaches me things.) The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The killing has BEGUN! And what a perfect fella to go first, cause that Carter guys STINKS! Now the question is, who could die and who could live, there are definitely enough people present to make things interesting...The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They let me into a party that likley is full of criminals...they are unaware of the dangers they have set upon themselves cause I am a top tier detective who's out for blood and they took my press pass so they'll never know I was there. The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I know we are going to a party later, but this museum better have free pastrami, cause I had to give mine to a rude cop earlier and im getting hangry! The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Almost murdering a guy and getting payed with priceless jewels at a party where 8 people were killed by your friend in your 20s in the 20s will totally mean you get to live a stress free life in New York without any more problems right...RIGHT?! The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So like...EVERYONE IS DYING and I think my friend may not be capable of understanding that. Also this game has already given Laura enough contect clues to warrant her stealing a gun so LET ME ALREADY I swear! The Colonel's Bequest twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You ever been invited to a will reading for not your own family? Probably already a little awkward but not totally since the old man isnt dead. But what do you mean the will has a "all surviving members" clause...IM TRAPPED ON A ISLAND WITH MURDERERS! The Colonel's Bequest twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's 1925, you are invited, by a friend, to a weekend out at a...plantation...when tentions rise and murder is in the air! Did I mention that plantation is on an island...and you cant leave? What will poor Laura Bow do?! The Colonel's Bequest twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
BY the power of crystal staff, I AM THE WIZAAARRRDDD! Forbidden Solitaire twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This game is trying to make me take out my eyeballs...I need those to play!! If only my mother warned me about these kind of games growing up. Forbidden Solitaire twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
When a game tries to kill you...but its solitaire. Forbidden Solitaire twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have a new streaming setup so I hope this doesnt break! Now to do some cooking and maybe more! Savor Hour twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
When its your third day at work and some "friend" you made traps you in a frozen lake town for some reason... JOKE ON HIM I LOVE FISHING! Easy Driving Co. Twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Well ill be dipped in shit. Its a little white truck, carrying boxes... why does everyone say I look like the last guy who had this job? Easy Delivery Co twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I wonder if its hard to cook an egg on Mount Everest? (Classic me for forgetting to post a going live so you get my selfie from the post I made anyway)
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I played 42 holes of disc golf today and one of them had a pretty view!
A photo from the top of a sand dune looking down to where the dune meets Lake Michigan. The is dune grass all over the edge of the beach, the horizon is just the lake. Cloudy blue skies cover the top of the photo.
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I couldn't balance time is it was a plate in my driveway... so lets do that but its food and I'm preparing meals for people! Arctic Eggs twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
And then there wasn't enough fish, and I dont just mean for the puzzles! Im just a hungry little guy! THEY HIT ME WITH A CAR!! Ibis Am twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You ever been a private investigator in a small, middle of nowhere, town? Me neither, ive been too busy being a fisherman in a middle of nowhere town. So lets try the Silver Pines demo... and if we have time a DIFFERENT kind if fish game! Twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Something...About Fishing and maybe more. Twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dont oversleep, its kind hard to beat the video game when you are asleep and not streaming. So here we go as I try to beat the game. This area has rain! Chants of Sennaar Finale Twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Ive learned their religion, their military, and their cultural creativity... and yet they let me ascend the tower more without stopping me. And now, SCIENCE. Chants of Sennaar twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE NEW GRAMMER...they are going to do it again with the next language for sure...Chants of Sennaar twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Would you want the super power of being able to see all language as a text bubble but that means you have the downside of not getting a hat in a world full of people wearing hats? Chants of Sennaar twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
"My mother was a pure woman, from a noble family. Atleast I know know who my father is, you pig eating son of a whore." I'm gonna be like Antonio Banderas sitting around the campfire! Chants of Sennaar twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Living out a life as a enigmatic wealthy person on a mountain top with a mysterious house... this one is actually a mansion with treasure unlike what I would own which would be a run down Victorian where I feed the crows to make an army. Blue Prince twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The longer im in this house the more I wish to own it. Id be willing to deal with the vast complication of never truly knowing what's on the otherside of a door if I could get this house...WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS MORE HOUSE?! Blue Prince Twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Had one of those day were being tired abd drinking caffeine changed something about how I perceived life... so anyway every time I play this game I feel like a new world opened before my eyes. Blue Prince twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Is it wrong to accept a gift from a apparently ludicrously wealthy distant relative that seems like its too much...what if it was a mansion? Now add a bunch of rules and puzzles; we say yes anyway right? Nothing could go wrong with the plan! Blue Prince Twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Is it wrong to accept a gift from a apparently ludicrously wealthy distant relative that seems like its too much...what if it was a mansion? Now add a bunch of rules and puzzles; we say yes anyway right? Nothing could go wrong with the plan! Blue Prince Twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Living out my dream of owning a mansion full of puzzles in it, and now I dont have to describe that dream with the game with hidden underground labs and zombies cause one of those things is not integral to my dream. Blue Prince twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Did you miss thrusday's stream? Well due to technical difficulties, we are starting over! Thank you again to Drakkar Dev, Blowfish, and Keymailer for the opportunity! Live now! Twitch.tv/war_jebus #mirage7 #keymailer
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
We're here once again! Played the demo a while back and am fortunate enough to get a full look at Mirage 7 by Drakkar Dev and Blowfish studio. Thank you both and Keymailer for the opportunity! Live now! Twitch.tv/war_jebus #mirage7 #keymailer
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Back at ghost hunting, magic busting, psychic, scientific shenanigans! We continue to plan our great game all the while saving my boss from going crazy...or is he? Gray Matter Twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I promise I don't try to be this late, time just runs from me like I'm on fire. But time for more Gray Matter! twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Psychic powers, or a grand con. These two possibilities we continue to explore in todays play of Gray Matter twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
What terrible terrible things could happen now that Sam is out chilling with the cool kids and we get to be THE GOOD DOCTOR!? We learned so much tragedy but now maybe we get to see his soft side. Gray Matter twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
So we are a street magician, who cons her way into a house to avoid being caught in a storm, and now we are just rolling with that punch to get into a secret magic society? Sam is my kinda gal! Gray Matter twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Holy shit im late! This game is Jane Jensen and I love her games so far! Gray Matter twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
So how is Slippy's plan going to work when no one is around to make sure everything is going to plan? We are either going to get stranded here or die... but lets jump in an energy hole! Harold Halibut twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I Want you back for the rhythm attack, get down in full effect. I want you back for the rhythm attack, coming down on the floor like a maniac. I want you back, so clean up the dish. By the way, HOW MUCH IS THE FISH!? Harold Halibut Twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
*Disjointed thoughts about projecting one's feelings and emotional dependency* So how is this fishy coma patient going to save us all from 60 more years of water? Harold Halibut twitch.tv/war_jebus
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Jebus @warjebus.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Who knew I was a head in the clouds repair guy on a crashed spaceship in a water planet surrounded in toxic atmosphere? Join my in my day to day life as I possible have something to do with a rag tag group of spray painting ruffians. Harold Halibut twitch.tv/war_jebus
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