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Panda T. Bear

@warehousepanda.bsky.social
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Exhausted, anxious, and depressed Love spring burd migration and evening peepers, miss cicadas all year long. Help me find joy in winter, please they / them

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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do you think a tired flat affect and bird skull earrings will be enough for people to leave me alone today
Selfie of the world most tired and fed up person, just exhaustion and bad feelings. Plus bird skull earrings
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good news, the government is clear that it isnt!
Screenshot:
Job applicants and employees with a time limited right to work
Job applicants should not be treated less favourably if they produce acceptable documents showing a time limited right to work in the UK. One a person who has time limited permission to stay in the UK has established their initial and ongoing right to work, therry should not be treated less favourably during their employment, including as to the terms of their employment, opportunities for training, promotion or transfer, benefits, facilities or services, or by dismissing the worker or subjecting them to some other detriment, other than further right to work checks as prescribed in the guidance and Code of practice on preventing illegal working: civil penalty scheme for employers, available on GOV.uk
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lets see if I can successfully post photos yet, here is a commemorative portrait of the world's best cat. She was so perfect and shy and never made this face until we brought a terrible kitten into her life, a kitten with no common sense and no respect for elders, my poor sweet baby was plagued
Photo of a really sick looking traditional tattoo of a black panther head, with one ear clipped and a notch in the other bc my poor dead cat had ears like this
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pumped to get a beautiful kitty cat tattoo today in honor of my perfect baby, bless her soul
Beautiful black kitty sleeping in the sunShe is so silly, now she is sitting there with her tongue sticking out just a little, a small blep Alert and distinguished, you can also see her little white spot on her chest in this picture
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Its the 2 year anniversary of us taking in this silly billy!
The world's teeniest kitten, we think 6 weeks old, small and black and fuzzy in my lapThis silly cat, now 2 years old, with her head stuck in the handle of a paper bagThis silly cat is climbing up the window screen, where is she even trying to go! She is finally curled up and cute. A cute photo was surprisingly hard to find bc all i do is take pictures of her being goofy, which is 98% of the time.
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I asked my wife if guillotine earrings are too much for this meeting and she said "if there's one thing LARPing has taught me, it's never to be subtle" so here we are I guess
Selfie of me with some sweet guillotine earrings, they have jeff bezos' head hanging under them with cute little bedazzled blood on his neck. I look frownie, what a shock
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hmmm, BHF says being trans has an impact on cholesterol, but the NHS "check your heart age" tool specifically asks sex at birth and nothing else, almost like the NHS isnt interested in trans people's health...
A page from the BHF "Understanding High Cholesterol" booklet that says:
Transgender people
Research shows transgender (trans) people may be more likely to have high cholesterol, but the reason is not clear.  Speak to your GP if you're worried about your risk of high cholesterol. 
Find out more about your risk at
bhf.org.uk/TransHeartRisk
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The problem of woods is how many places there are for birds to hide
Selfie of me in the woods, you definitely cant see any birds in this photo
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I dont have a lot in me this week but I do have this
Photo of me in a clearly homemade shirt that says FUCK THE EHRC in big letters in sharpie
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My favorite part of getting up and making the bed is finding what toys were brought to us in the night, just in case we woke up and wanted to play
Photo of the world most beautiful quilt in all these shades of blue batik, it's so beautiful and you only get one if you have a great sister. In the middle of the picture is an orange cat toy, a mouse that has been pulled half apart, definitely a favourite toy
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The problem is that Brett is an amazing photographer with a beautiful friend and I am just a panda with a ghoul stealing my belongings
Poor quality photo (think of those grainy pictures of Bigfoot) of a black cat on a messy bed, turning to leave with an object in her mouth that she has clearly just picked up off the bed. Its not hers!
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Sometimes we play a game called Kill, which she very sweetly only does to the extent that she can't feel my skin, if I'm wearing something too thin she won't play
My sweet little black kitty chomping down on my hand (covered in sweatshirt sleeve) and gearing up to disembowel my forearmSame black kitty with a very foolish expression of "i want to kill but you are looking at me", what a goober
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The placement of the car brand logo thing just makes me read this as "slow mind, that child" like in the voice of a person sitting on their front porch assessing everyone who walks by
Back of an ice cream van, where there's all the usual pictures of ice cream and stuff and across the back smack in the middle it says "SLOW MIND THAT CHILD" with no punctuation except the car brand logo putting a big space between MIND and THAT so it looks to me like slow mind, that child
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The walk leader was so disparaging of this pigeon, he was like "has to be a cross with a racer somewhere, ugh, look at those legs and that white face"
Photo of a very normal looking pigeon, what was this man even on about, very standard pigeon here
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This is so cool! Even if the 'n' options are limited, come on, Earth science.nasa.gov/specials/you...
5 satellite view of rivers, lakes and other land forms spelling out PANDA
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Get your story straight, do they come when you call for Squeaks (adorable) or are they very scared of people? 🤔
Lost cat poster that says "answers to the name of Squeaks, very scared around people. Last seen 19th April in rear garden of [redacted]. Tabby,  gray / white / brown / black. Small mark on chin, is microchipped." And there's a photo of the cat as well, very mindful, very demure
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Meme from Master and Commander:
April 2026: aphids are matter of Europe. Only the Panda stands before him. Flowering plants are now battlefields.
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
This is an unopened sleeve of cookies! Shrinkflation is genuinely so awful and like, never part of the math when they talk about CPI
Photo of s box of Girl Scout cookies (Exploremores, which claim to be Rocky Road ice cream inspired but Im not sure how successfully they pulled it off). Next to the box is a plastic sleeve of cookies, which goes 75% of the way up the box, so clearly a "full box" of cookies is 25% air
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Amazingly specific sign seen at the thrift store today
Professionally made sign in a pile of stuff that says "We do not want solar panels. Please do not knock. Do not ring the bell. Leave our property immediately"
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Look, I appreciate that it does seem like there were Mr. T memes first, but I have a joyful memory of seeing ads for Chuck Norris Action Jeans that I dont think Mr T's branding can compete with
An ad from the 70s for "Chuck Norris Action Jeans" sold by Century Martial Arts Supply. They are advertised as having a "hidden gusset" and the slogan is "Won't bind your legs!"
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
What do you think this blue sign is trying to communicate
Photo of a door with three signs. One says Kitchen. One says No admittance, Authorised personnel only. One is a blue square showing two heads facing each other, with arrows showing a sort of cycle or circle, one arrow pointing from one head to the other, and the other arrow pointing back from the second head to the first.
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Wow, how did I not land on this as their notable feature, more like wanton-freak finch, amirite
Screenshot of a Wikipedia article that just says "European goldfinches, with their 'wanton freak' and 'yellow flutterings' are among the many natural"
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Yall I found a duck yesterday that I think is a mallard x tufted duck hybrid but my sister is skeptical bc no tail curl, this is the kind of news / mystery i need these days, please nothing else
Photo of a duck at the edge of a pond, its mallard sized and mostly black with some mottled white on the chest, really mallardy in size and shape but the coloration is like a tufted duck has been pixelatedSame duck swimming on the pond, what else could it be, honestly use some sense
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Vacant expression kitty
Black cat flopped on her side on a cushion above the wardrobe. Her head is half visible and her eye is open, starting blankly at nothing
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Sometimes a british sign is like "It is forbidden to exercise your dog in this area" instead of a straightforward "No Dogs Allowed". And then sometimes it just says "ELDERLY PEOPLE" and like, is this a warning about potentially disabled pedestrians? A place they park? What is this??
Signpost on the street in front of a house. One sign is about parking permits but the sign on top just says "elderly people" in all caps
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This is the kind of message that, posted to bluesky, would get you replies calling you ableist
Photo of a sign warning about anti climb paint but its been altered to say "anti limb i aint"
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Do you think this means "the person with the knife in them says it was self- inflicted but their buddy also at the scene has suspicious stabby vibes"?
People living in Littlemore have started to use the deterrent after they were rocked by tyre slashings and a suspected stabbing incident in December in Northfield Close
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Can't believe my therapist wasn't more impressed with this (unasked for) all-bad-feelings wheel
Feelings wheel except the sextants are Sad, Bad, Small, Critical, Afraid, and Angry. 60 negative emotions, one colorful wheel!
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
So nice for research that is like, "agency is important for coping" and also "adorable mouse has adventure"
Photo of a small brown mouse in the grass, standing up and smelling the air. The caption says: a newly rewilded lab mouse in the field, Matthew Zipple
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Incredibly interesting claims in here
Biden merchandise he was forced to sell by the mall's management company
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
This is so cool and I especially appreciated this aspect
Screenshot: consistency with yourself: in 70% of the pairs you compaired in Part 1, the phrase you selected also received a higher probability value in Part 2
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Woke is even transing the birds now
Photo of an educational sign in a park titled "Bird Transition" about what you see at different times of year
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
How come suddenly im getting so many spam texts
Screenshot of 5 spam texts in the last 36 hours
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The world's best and most beautiful baby passed yesterday. I am glad her pain and discomfort are over, but I will miss her so so much. She was my best friend for almost 15 years
Photo of a black cat with a little white spot sitting very dignified and gazing off into the distancePhoto of a black cat curled up and asleep on the couch like a perfect angel snooze bearPhoto of a silly goofy goober, a black cat with its mouth shut but the top of its tongue is protruding like mlem
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
She yells especially at cat sitters, just wants to tell you this isn't the routine, you're the wrong person. Yells at you to brush your teeth at night, yells about every part of her routine
Screamy little kitty yelling right in your unthinkable faceNow she is standing on the bathroom sink staring at you, why aren't you brushing your teeth yet, that stare says
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
This is my favorite view of Old Baby, she loves to head butt (affectionate) and to head butt (reminder of routine) and to head butt (frustration), the only tool she ever uses is her skull, also to yell, can't forget yelling
Very close up photo of a cat, 100% in your face, so close her whole face doesn't fit in frameSame cat, also very close up, so close the camera can't focus on the whole face
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
We picked photos that looked the most relaxed and happy for our end of year letter and getting them back from the printer I just think, holy hell I am tired and getting old. Maybe its just bc i am next to my fresh-faced young wife?
Two white women in the shirts, one much more tired looking than the other
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Not a meme but still accurate
Printed out sign in all caps "Please don't allow anyone to help you or be close to you" on the side of a voting booth
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Y'all I found birds like you would not believe
Selfie of a tired but happy me, in front of the green green of Thailand
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
So far so good, I found a cat!
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
A) category error, but also b) as @sistersinead.bsky.social said, cannot imagine walking into like, a WHSmith in and there is a prominent gay section
Photo of books on a shelf under the sign "Boy Love", except these are books clearly showing lesbians on the cover.
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Look, we are rightly making fun of him for saying that predators are a user base opportunity and they are developing gambling for children under 13, but what about using "peeps" unironically? Or 'famous parents thank me for saving their child's life'? Its a rich text!
Screenshot: we think we are those benefits. There's a lot of kids who find their peeps on Roblox. There are a lot of kids when they're lonely or isolated actually - I'm not going to use it as an excuse or anything - but I get a lot of calls from famous parents who said, "look, my kid would be dead if it were not for finding a community on a platform like Roblox to stay connected with.
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Absolutely appropriate to win awards for this, imo
Natural ground cover allows storm water to move more slowly and soak in. But hard surfaces like parking lots, driveways, rooftops, and performing stages greatly increase storm water runoff volume and speed, which then carry pollutants to places they can cause problems: either waterways or sewers
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Someone whos good at the economy please help me budget, my family is dying
South Park gnomes presenting their plan to Butters, with a presentation showing Phase 1: collect underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: profit
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
The books in this church's free library are always so wild
Table of contents:
Acknowledgement
Nostradamus eat your heart out
Forward
Part one: communism not dead.  FEMA. Privatisation. South Africa. Divide and rule. Aids created by man. Population control. Energy control. Food control. Oxygen therapy. Nuclear scam. New world order. New Zealand Guinea pig nation. Japanese real estate collapse. NZ role model for Australia. 
EtcPreface
The author of this book,  Barry Smith, is possibly one of the very few in the world today who could be called an authority on the global plan now being set up. Those who are initiating this plan have boasted that not one in a million could possibly follow the maze they have set up to throw people off the trail.

Etc, just ranting
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Im really into M&S's take on Christmas this year
Photo of a good display with a sign that says "this is not just food, this is M&S Christmas food" but the food in the display is all Halloween candy,  Hollow Head chocolates, Hallow Scream munch and Sinister Sours
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Omg I forgot to post a silly little "leave the white suckers alone"
Red and white sign: PUBLIC HEALTH ADVISORY with image of a fish on a plate with fork and knife with the red circle and slash meaning NO

Its a lot of text about how dangerous it is to eat the brown bullheads and white suckers from the Naponset River, and you should catch and release only
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I came home from Boston to the world's best tentacle pot, what a joy!! @roseschmits.bsky.social is so talented
Pot on a crowded bookshelf, its beautiful and also has a slew of tentacles growing out of its base
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I have been spending the week with this beautiful dying baby and I think our goodbye photo session on the way to the airport is perfect, honestly
Photo of me with Felix, a beautiful little sort of mutt cattle dog, in the back seat of a car. Don't worry, we are both buckled in! I am looking at the camera but Felix is looking down bc he doesnt understand posing for photos with mePhoto of me, face still pointed at the camera but Im looking down at Felix, who is now looking very interestly out the window. My arm is now around him to try to convince him this photo is a shared activity we are doing. Maybe he is just trying to show his beautiful little profile?Now im actively trying to trick him into looking up towards the camera, so you can see me making a face that is like, definitely making fake excited noises, and my one hand is blurry from like, waving to get his attention. Felix, undeterred, is back to looking down.I am desperate. Felix is finally looking up bc im scratching under his chin but now he's too close to the camera and is out of focus. I'm laughing very hard by now, but as always I am still facing the camera! Felix could learn a lot from me
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Panda T. Bear @warehousepanda.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Fantastic advice in Boston
Graffiti that reads "Be indigestable, grow spikes"
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