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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

What if, during his "I love me" rally, he gets heatstroke and William Henry Harrison's it into the next life?

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

There once was a man who awarded a no bid contract and then died by suicide because of the ensuing scandal.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

"...Grenada is different to Cuba and Nicaragua, and the Grenada revolution is in one sense even worse than the Cuban and Nicaraguan revolution because the people and leadership of Grenada speak English and therefore can speak directly to the people of the United States."

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Start a TikTok challenge trend of turning billionaire yachts into billionaire submarines.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

My bad - turns out she was willing to debase herself for personal gain.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Aggressive reminder that Data Centers are strategic targets. If war breaks out - your city is getting bombed.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

All you had to do was pay us enough to live.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Every. Single. One. Of. Them.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

2. There is not a 'male loneliness' epidemic. Conservative men are whinging that women won't sleep with them because they are being held accountable for their deplorable behavior - the call is coming from inside the house. Be well.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Hey, Quick statement - and hot take. 1. There is no such thing as the 'alt-right'. These dipshits that goosestep around and call themselves the 'alt-right' are just the logical next step of conservatives. They are all banal and evil.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

When are we going to start asking who filled the vacuum Epstein left behind? One of the reasons more people are not coming forward is because... 1. They're in the files. 2. Coming forward with a tell all would trigger an investigation that would reveal that these people are still doing it

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

"It's okay, I'm not mad at you" -Renee Good "Are you okay?" -Alex Pretti These were the last words of what the administration has deemed domestic terrorists.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I just want to let you know, that it is okay to harass and belittle ICE agents in public. Have Fun!

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Lift his heels three feet from the ground.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

The reality is if we didn't want amazon anymore, we could just threaten to unionize, and they would close all their fulfillment centers.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

It's as plain as day what is going on here. As to why anyone is surprised proves that Americans have a short attention span.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Like the non-monetary penalties of not being able to operate a business in New York. Then trump can go to Mamdani and try to do his corruption dance. trump was impeached for this exact same behavior.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Here's my take on the Mamdani-trump ordeal. trump glazed Mamdani because that's the quid-pro-quo language that trump speaks. trump is getting in front of the world and telling us how great and wonderful Mamdani will be, so that when trump wants something from New York.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Democracy called for aid and New York answered to the Beacon. Today, we continue the fight. Today, we move forward into the light from the darkness.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

The future Mrs. Vance seems to think so.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Arizona is being taxed without representation. If only Tuscon had a harbor.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Okay, so, why aren't the democrats also remapping?

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

More importantly, Adam seems to still be among the living.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

No Kings crowd was bigger than Trump First and Second inauguration combined.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

I recommend the next liberal president appoint 9+ more justices.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

These dipshit conservatives champ at the bit to hurt others.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

archive.is/7UkLt Remember when Conservatives were taking a victory lap about how their lord and savior brought peace to the middle east? Pepperidge farms remembers.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

More importantly, the military sees right through it.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

The shots of your security detail also on bikes tickles me!

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

I always giggle at the anecdote that Stravinsky's Rite of Spring caused a riot in Paris at it's premiere.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Loonie Loomer gave a blow job to a dictator so Qatar could build a base in Idaho. Most bizarre timeline.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado on becoming a Nobel Peace Prize laureate.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Here is an aggressive reminder that Nazi's aren't actually humans and it is okay to discriminate against them.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I just want to remind everyone that Joane "K" Rowley is a fascist transphobe.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

No, no. *We* were not played. My side screamed from the rooftops with historical evidence how much of a dipshit you were being by supporting this. *You* were willfully ignorant and blatantly racist because you thought the lady laughed weird.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

You would need to be a dipshit MAGA billionaire uncle.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

In before @gluesenkampperez.house.gov does something stupid, like side the with the republicans to "Open the government back up" Now would be a good time to have a town hall and explain to the 3rd district why the Democrats shouldn't budge, and how the Republicans are lying to them. #shutdown

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Yes! We need to move away from this "Every opinion is valid and should be considered" It is possible to have the wrong opinion.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

"So MuCh FoR tHe TolLeRaNt LeFt!1"

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

"We are not to simply bandage the wounds of victims beneath the wheels of injustice, we are to drive a spoke into the wheel itself"

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Charlie Kirk was murdered for not being extreme enough.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

He complained that he wasn't awarded the contract to build the UN building.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

My head cannon now has a direct thru line from the October Revolution to Sega headquarters. I will not explain.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

No, no, it's all the same. Anarchist intellectuals are closeted gay sonic the hedgehog enjoyers.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

If I recall correctly, he dropped the mic anyway.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Terrorism charges against Luigi Mangione were dismissed. Which is good because I never feared for the public while he was on the loose.

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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Lance Corporal JD "I fuck Couches" Vance and Stphen "Anal Polyps are more appealing than I am" Miller want to "Dismantle the left in the name of Chuck "My neck hurts" Kirk. How? Do you not understand that Left thought is decentralized? There isn't a headquarters you can just knock over?

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