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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
What if, during his "I love me" rally, he gets heatstroke and William Henry Harrison's it into the next life?
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
There once was a man who awarded a no bid contract and then died by suicide because of the ensuing scandal.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
"...Grenada is different to Cuba and Nicaragua, and the Grenada revolution is in one sense even worse than the Cuban and Nicaraguan revolution because the people and leadership of Grenada speak English and therefore can speak directly to the people of the United States."
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Aggressive reminder that Data Centers are strategic targets. If war breaks out - your city is getting bombed.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
All you had to do was pay us enough to live.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Hey, Quick statement - and hot take. 1. There is no such thing as the 'alt-right'. These dipshits that goosestep around and call themselves the 'alt-right' are just the logical next step of conservatives. They are all banal and evil.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
When are we going to start asking who filled the vacuum Epstein left behind? One of the reasons more people are not coming forward is because... 1. They're in the files. 2. Coming forward with a tell all would trigger an investigation that would reveal that these people are still doing it
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
"It's okay, I'm not mad at you" -Renee Good "Are you okay?" -Alex Pretti These were the last words of what the administration has deemed domestic terrorists.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I just want to let you know, that it is okay to harass and belittle ICE agents in public. Have Fun!
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Lift his heels three feet from the ground.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Here's my take on the Mamdani-trump ordeal. trump glazed Mamdani because that's the quid-pro-quo language that trump speaks. trump is getting in front of the world and telling us how great and wonderful Mamdani will be, so that when trump wants something from New York.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Democracy called for aid and New York answered to the Beacon. Today, we continue the fight. Today, we move forward into the light from the darkness.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
No Kings crowd was bigger than Trump First and Second inauguration combined.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
These dipshit conservatives champ at the bit to hurt others.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
archive.is/7UkLt Remember when Conservatives were taking a victory lap about how their lord and savior brought peace to the middle east? Pepperidge farms remembers.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado on becoming a Nobel Peace Prize laureate.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Here is an aggressive reminder that Nazi's aren't actually humans and it is okay to discriminate against them.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I just want to remind everyone that Joane "K" Rowley is a fascist transphobe.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
In before @gluesenkampperez.house.gov does something stupid, like side the with the republicans to "Open the government back up" Now would be a good time to have a town hall and explain to the 3rd district why the Democrats shouldn't budge, and how the Republicans are lying to them. #shutdown
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
"We are not to simply bandage the wounds of victims beneath the wheels of injustice, we are to drive a spoke into the wheel itself"
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Terrorism charges against Luigi Mangione were dismissed. Which is good because I never feared for the public while he was on the loose.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Lance Corporal JD "I fuck Couches" Vance and Stphen "Anal Polyps are more appealing than I am" Miller want to "Dismantle the left in the name of Chuck "My neck hurts" Kirk. How? Do you not understand that Left thought is decentralized? There isn't a headquarters you can just knock over?
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The world is a better place now that Charlie Kirk is dead.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Is Charlie Kirk sitting in a chair with a gaping neck wound too scary for a Halloween costume?
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
If you have social media friends who don't make a habit of posting or commenting on current events, however they felt the need and energy to "both sides" the Charlie Kirk situation; That tells you more about their willingness to platform and sympathize a Nazi, then to just... say nothing.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I too would like to see a greatest hits. Show me what he said that resonated with you that made him so great.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Right wing internet tough guys are threatening to doxx accounts celebrating Chucks extermination. Charlie Kirk was a stochastic terrorist. The world is better now that he's dead. His widow, Erika, is also a divisive witch and deserves no day of peace.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
CNN out here doing reps to really push the antifa rhetoric.
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ROCKY MOUNTAIN VIEWS @rockymountviews.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Dear MAGA, The "Leftists" did not kill Charlie Kirk. Your rhetoric did. Your policies did. Stop blaming us for the gun culture that you championed. Signed, The Left
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
In warfare, it's kill or be killed. He was actively harming people I care about. I am not sorry he's dead.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Can we just call it a Citizens Execution for Crimes against humanity and just let the alleged gunman go?
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ROCKY MOUNTAIN VIEWS @rockymountviews.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Why wasn't the National Guard controlling the crime in Utah today?
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I'm not so squeamish as to say I will not dance on his grave. The world is a better place without him and I will not be shy about saying so. Rot in piss you vile monster.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Where do I apply to be the Nuremburg 2.0 Hangman?
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
What is Jill Steins position on all this after helping to spoil Kamala Harris? She's been awfully quiet lately.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The Nepalese were so upset with their government, they set their Prime Ministers residence in fire with the PMs wife inside. All you need is a motivated crowd and the right idea.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The reality is all these companies who are removing their "Pride pages" or whatever are ones that need to be remembered when this is all laid to rest. Those are the companies that are going to capitulate, are soulless, and should not exist. I'm looking at you Target.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
demagafication is a serious conversation we all need to have in what to do after this.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
If they're going to charge you with a felony for throwing a sandwich, might as well throw bricks.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Call me Naive, but I think Clintons "When they go low, we go high" rhetoric was catastrophic to the layman democrat. Liberals should've taken a lesson from the left, and fought back, toe to toe. This fear of getting ugly and muddy needs to be put to rest.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
When you connect the dots, you realize the Mar-a-Logo spa was a vector and front for underage sex trafficking. Not only was he humping children, but he was also actively involved in trafficking them as well. #epstein
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Bully that motherfucker until he admits to his wrong doing
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Maybe, we should start reaching for masks and pulling them off their goddamned heads? You cannot afford to be neutral on a moving train.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The boomers are dying off. The world will only become a better place after this smear of humanity is left to rot off.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Nothing new, or ground breaking has come out of the Epstein-Trump debacle since 2016. We all know what they did. MAGA only wants the release of the files because they are convinced only democrats are on it and are doing for a vindication day. It's only gained traction now because they were told no
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Curtis Yarvin is a dipshit.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
The WSJ should do a full court press on the Epstein issue. Run it as a headline every day.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
And the world became a little bit better. Rot in piss you ghoul.
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Spoons @wardogmitzy.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
His veins aren't the only thing that are insufficient with him. #RepublicansProtectPedophiles
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