Reposted by DarcieCallie @soaucal.bsky.social · 17/04/2026“I wish someone would swaddle me” – Dr. Robby – Callie 131
Reposted by DarcieRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 04/04/2026This counts as another Eagles win over the Patriots fyi 20890135
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 02/04/2026It’s a “come home from work then take a nap, wake up around 8 & see if I want to stay up but I’ll probably just go back to bed” kind of day. I’ll pretend it’s cause I was sick last week & I’m still recovering but between you & me, that’s a lie. 120
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Happy “change the fan direction & might as well dust while you’re up there” day 020
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Watching Carlos Boozer’s kids play a team coached by Gerry McNamara & not feeling any kind of way about it! 120
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I am once again reminding players that the ball only has to leave your hands by 0.0, you do not have to make the shot by 0.0 150
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I just changed my desk to standing height so I’m now the work version of this meme 030
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Anyone else go to play WORDLE but accidentally just type your starting word into the search bar? Bet the NSA is wondering why I’m searching MEATS at least 3x/month. 111
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Congrats to Bama fans for getting to make another trip to Tampa! 020
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Why is GrubHub making me provide a security code to my driver on no-contact delivery? Just let go & let god, GrubHub 130
Reposted by DarcieCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Trump's aides explaining to him that he basically just put Eric in charge of Iran and immediately calls off the whole operation 722531
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I just dropped Dahlia off for a grooming appt & I was gonna use that time to clean the house. But I’m calling an audible & using that time to nap. Clean homes are overrated. 060
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I love basketball & anyone who tells you otherwise is lying 040
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Idk I don’t even like basketball. Basketball is for fools. 140
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026And so unnecessary. I already understand diapers. I do not need a demo. 000
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I did not need that Huggies commercial to do a demonstration with chocolate syrup 120
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Love how every time iPhone updates I have to unpair& pair my watch again to track my peloton workouts 🫠 020
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Ironically, he probably feels like he has to be objective on this issue 120
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 02/03/2026“Work for a university” doing a lot of heavy lifting here 150
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 02/03/2026It’s the least shocking discovery that BP doesn’t actually know our history in Iran 360
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 02/03/2026One of my favorite books is about the Hungarian Revolution in 1956. I re-read it about once a year for this quote: “When a man has given proof in blood that he loves freedom, how many further tests must he pass before he is deemed worthy of entry into America?” -James Michener, The Bridge at Andau 020
Reposted by DarcieAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true 314100222540
Reposted by DarcieAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over 303657956
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 28/02/2026The Pitt quote of the week: “what’s the point of New Jersey?” 021
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 25/02/2026It’s not that I want another shut down, it’s that I just want it to again be acceptable to never leave my house 030
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I think partying with Flavor Flav in Vegas should be the default alternate celebration for anyone who doesn’t want to shake DJT’s gross hands 041
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 24/02/2026My workout buddy telling me she’s gonna miss tonight’s workout is the exact permission I need to also skip tonight’s workout 030
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I hadn’t even heard of Punch the monkey before watching last night’s Daily Show but I’m in full agreement with my lord & savior Jon Stewart. Something’s wrong with that monkey. 020
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 23/02/2026My car is snowed in but the roads are clear. Desperately fighting the urge to order GrubHub 040
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I’m so tired of yelling into the void. They see the hypocrisy. They know what they’re doing. They simply don’t care. 060
Reposted by DarcieCourtmouse @courtmouse.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Yes. Contact your senator. But we are not limited to only our senators. FLOOD THE WHOLE DAMN BUNCH. And especially that prick Fetterman who needs to be taken down. NOW. 043
Reposted by DarcieDarcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 14/01/2026He’s raising money for a new zero-turn that will allow him to continue helping those in need. If you’re willing & able, a small donation would go a long way! gofund.me/62521022fgofund.meDonate to Help An Old Man and His Mower Serve More, organized by Ron YountAt age 79, I underwent open heart surgery—a life-changing event that led me to card… Ron Yount needs your support for Help An Old Man and His Mower Serve More 163
Reposted by DarcieDarcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Hi friends! My dad mows lawns for people who are unable to do so on their own. Unfortunately his zero-turn mower is too wide to fit through most gates so he has to use a push mower, & at 83 in Alabama summers, that’s getting pretty difficult. 274
Darcie @wardamndarcie.bsky.social · 14/01/2026He’s raising money for a new zero-turn that will allow him to continue helping those in need. If you’re willing & able, a small donation would go a long way! gofund.me/62521022fgofund.meDonate to Help An Old Man and His Mower Serve More, organized by Ron YountAt age 79, I underwent open heart surgery—a life-changing event that led me to card… Ron Yount needs your support for Help An Old Man and His Mower Serve More 163
