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Wangle-BOO-ry

@wangleberry.bsky.social
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www.chickenscratch.co.uk Artist, Warrior, Professional Idiot Doing a PhD in English for the sheer hell of it

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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 8h
Gods bless Viz. National treasure.
A comic strip entitled 'Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Edgar Allen Poe'. That's all you need to know, really
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuck *me* what a ride. That first drop is breathtaking.
Abstract shot.of Hyperia coaster tracks against a darkening sky
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Quite pleased with this one
A roller coaster 'top hat' element against a deep blue early evening sky with high white cloud. The coaster car is at the top of the element.
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Machinery; going to put myself on this, and other assorted business, on repeat until I start feeling better
Roller coaster track against a grey sky
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And in terms of intentional, as opposed to ambient media, this fuckin' guy
Max Headroom
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still gives me the heebies
Test Card F. The one with the girl and the clown. Horrid.
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Guy found this absolute peach of 1970s nonsense in a charity shop for me
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Closedown (by which I mean 'fuck it, hot milk time')
Wall clock in the style of the 1970s BBC1 clock logo
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Self-portrait with cat paw
White woman with shaved hair and thick glasses, lying down. A single black paw is just in shot on her chest.
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I have never tried to eat a flower in my life; I am innocent of all charges, and it is both a calumny and a gross insult that you would even suggest such a thing"
A little black cat sitting in front of a vase of carnations and bamboo
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mean, look at this little face. Who wouldn't be cheered by that.
A little black cat peering back at the camera
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gambling adverts are fucking disgusting. This is at Waterloo. How fucking on the nose is this? Christ. Ban them, and regulate the industry. As bad as tobacco.
'sky vegas: blockbuster games at your fingertips'. A 3d model octopus reaches a tentacle out of a frame.
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My name is Guybrush Threepwood, and I want to be a pirate!
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Larp dot jaypeg
White woman with shaved head and blood-effect make up under the eyes
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That peculiar, small-but-familiar melancholy of distant lights across a Northern suburb
A streetlamp; a lit house; a hill; a pylon; darkness; rain.
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It took Yuna around 45 minutes to emerge from behind the sofa after the handyman and assistant had left
litte black cat looking very anxious
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Took this on Friday. In pain, mardy, went to the gym anyway. Had to drop weights and reps but I did it. I have made my peace with being naturally strong, having big shoulders and relatively narrow hips, and a non-conventionally 'femme' body, and am leaning in to that. Gender: feels good, actually.
White woman with tattoos and a closely-shaved head in a black tank top and leggings, taking a selfie in the mirror.  She is seated on a weight bench and has broad shoulders and big legs.
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ctl+c+v edit>scale
Two black cats sitting on a soft grey blanket; one is slightly smaller than the other
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Only people who play Overwatch will get this but: lol. lmao
photo of the scoresheet from a match; suffice it to say I did well
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hot girl autumn
White woman with shaved head and large black-framed glasses wearing a Captain Marvel hoodie, against a backtrop of trees
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Spectacular time at the @moderntoss.bsky.social exhibit today. Cried laughing.
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
*Link stands with hands on hips, gazing fonlornly into the cooking pot, as an orchestra falls off a cliff behind him*
screenshot of an ad for waitrose; whatever bread product is being advertised is highly pixelated
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
'Louise Huebner proudly displays the certificate appointing her official witch of Los Angeles county, awarded the day she cast a spell to increase sexual vitality in the county' We are only on page 21 of 128
A woman holds a weirdly enormous certificate adorned with zodiacal symbols
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
'It is possible to use a specially marked and consecrated candle to find out how long someone will live' IS IT, NOW *this is never mentioned again*
image of a very 1970s looking woman in a floaty dress gazing at a candle; there is a lot of lens flare
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My beloved husband knows me well; he has bought me an absolutely batshit 1970s book on 'divination' from a charity shop
'the conplete book of fate and fortune'
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Back to work Monday, lads
Sailor Moon / Tuxedo Mask meme
Brain: 'It's time for burn out'
'But we haven't done anything'
*disappears*
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
*shudder* Pigeon Street
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The magic of LARP
Two large red bins in a field. In the foreground, tent poles and guy ropes. The sky is grey. The vibe is dismal.
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Posting? On a Friday???
A little black cat on an unmade bed, yelling at the camera
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Finding some interesting shapes to paint
Close-up of a blue-grey house with telephone wiresGrey-white blocky building with deep recessed shadows againat a grey skyCorner of a red brick municipal building with evenly-spaced windows reaching into a grey skyA grey-brown pebble-dashed wall covered in ivy; behind, a grey square concrete block peeks out
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Apropos of pylons on the timeline, this pylon / folly juxtaposition combines two of my very favourite things - unnerving, arcane Objects in the landscape which are art but don't ever acknowledge that fact, and unnerving, arcane Objects in the landscape which *do*. Your choice as to which is which.
An electrical pylon looming in the foreground of a small field, against a backdrop of trees in full leaf. Behind it, there is a square prospect tower of red brick, with a contrastingly rounded section attached to a far corner. The sky is grey. The wires hum incomprehensibly.
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Lunchtime holiday gym. No rush. Lovely.
White woman taking a selfie in a squat rack
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ode to The Pub Cat, for @eddedmondson.eurosky.social
With ginger stripes, and grandly-whiskered face,
He seats himself wherever he should please;
The presence of another in his place
Deters him not, for he will take his ease.

In summer, when refreshing breezes blow,
He'll grace a padded cushion by the door,
Accepting worship as libations flow
And graciously extending languid paw.

Yet when the winds of winter cut like wire
And drive the masses to its warmth and light,
You'll find him at his station by the fire -
The centre of attention, as is right.

O noble beast! Let none disturb your sleep,
Or e'er disrupt the comfort that you keep!
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
No, seriously, I will write you an actual poem if you like
These eyes have seen a thousand wonders shine:
Great miracles, in heaven and on earth
And though my life be short compared to thine, 
A thousand years could not contain its worth.

I watched great ships of war sweep through the night 
New constellations 'gainst a starlit haze, 
Where, bested by Orion's ancient might 
They roared their glory in a final blaze;

And softer still, in silent darkness stood 
I saw two worlds, and, passing inbetween 
I witnessed there what no Man ever could - 
The light of God in thrall to a machine

As tears in rain are lost like morning dew I give these echoed sights, in death, to you
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Let me know if you need alt text
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Thank you @mikebrooks668.bsky.social! Here is an autumn goblin, drinking a pumpkin-spiced latte with no compunction, regrets or indeed any ill-feeling whatsoever
A small green goblin dressed in browns and oranges clutches a coffee cup. Nearby, a furious pumpkin with unreasonably long legs looks seriously displeased.
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Time for a change. Too much breakage from the bleach. IT FEELS LIKE A HORSE'S NOSE <3
White woman in a blue and white striped top with LOBSTERS on it, thick-framed glasses, and a shaved head
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
S H A P E
A little black cat lying on some stairs. Outline of cat; EYES
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
UNSETTLINGLY GLOOMY
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am the embodiment of this fucking comic after the last year, I swear. You'd think I'd have learned, at 42, not to leave the box
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I left the house
A Thai-style Buddhist temple against a blue skyA Thai-style statue of Buddha seated on a lotus in the midst of flowers and trees
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
(To the tune of Riders On The Storm) 🎶Carrot With A Bum🎶
It's a bifurcated carrot with a bum. Should probably mark this as sexually-suggestive content.
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
He was such a good boy.
Bourbon the cat. A striped tabby with big eyes, ears too big for his head, and a mischeivous expression. He is standing on some cardboard which is being used for dressmaking templates, because of course he is.
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Yup
The Dungeon poster, only the castration device is labelled 'a little sit down' and the women onlooking are 'ADHD'
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Nothing says 'fun for all the family' like simulated castration This is on exiting the London Aquarium, btw. You know, a place lots of children visit
Advert for the London Dungeon. An anxious-looking actor in everyday clothes watches as a costumed actor with obviously fake blood on his face waves some kind of long-handled guillotine-like device in the vicinity of the first actor's Personal Zone. Two bland women look on, laughing. It's somehow giving Freudian weirdness without actually being interesting or entertaining.
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Two idiots <3
Two black cats on a cream carpet; one is partly-loafed, the other stretched out. It looks like they are holding paws. Neither one gives off any particular air of understanding, or indeed having a single braincell to share between them.
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Gnome with a chainsaw; probably shouldn't have given him that
Gnome with a long beard, red hat, blue trousers, a yellow top, running at full-tilt, carrying a chainsaw and with an air of ill-intent
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog standing in the queue at a bank
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Local Tart
A calico cat grabbing an arm and insisting on tummy tickles
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Good morning, bluesky! What are your minor peeves, irritations, and annoyances today?
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