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TJ Wanderslug

@wanderslug.bsky.social
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Today's reading from the Day-Old Testament

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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 10h
...who thought he could go back to serious acting after taking only movie star roles for 20 years.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 18h
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 10h
There's room next to Ivana off the 16th green.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 10h
She didn't become an ambassador by *not* knowing where the bodies were buried.
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Dii Moffatt @diimoffatt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The thing about Shane Gills is that he's really not that funny. You're welcome to criticize his sexism, but I think your cause would be better served by ignoring him.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Melania claimed publicly that she traveled back-and-forth to her home country renewing a tourist visa, yet her attorney claimed that she got an Einstein visa only a few months after entering the country. Working on a tourist visa then lying about it is far worse than a fake degree.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You would think there would be a touch of competitiveness from the local PD --- hey, those are our citizens to terrorize, not yours.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Black (Coffee) Friday. Didn't know I was a badass :)
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sorry, but the before/after difference with Laura Loomer is laughably small. She was always weird looking.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good Christ, what in the Nip/Tuck FUCK is going on with these MAGA women? 😱
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's a sociopathic liar, not an idiot. He knows exactly what he's doing.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The legacy of Brett Kavanaugh -- the "brief encounter" of racial-based kidnapping conducted by the federal government. Entirely predictable when the Supreme Court chooses to ignore the reality of how law enforcement officers actually act in the field.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Most David Cronenberg movies are amazing works of transgressive cinema that do not bring me joy and are rarely re-watched.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Constitution was intended to protect people from having their rights taken away by the government. But Samuel Alito thinks the Constitution exists to provide the framework for government to take away people's rights. This difference is why Samuel Alito is an asshole.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Samuel Alito's original sin has always been intellectual dishonesty. He knows what the law says, and what the Constitution represents, but willfully distorts it to allow, if not support, the rulings he wants to make. He's a liar, pure and simple.
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Truly I never want to hear from broke ass Nebraskans begging for more welfare after seeing them laughing and guffawing when their leader said Iran can nuke Southern California Truly stfu Cornhuskers
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's likely that Trump meant that nuclear Iran would be able to take out American cities, so higher gas prices are a "small price to pay." But 1. He took a flippant tone towards a state that he's repeatedly attacked, and 2. It should take a road map to figure out what a president actually means.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some will say that Trump was "joking" about Iran nuking San Diego or LA, or that he was just talking off the cuff, that he wasn't actually inviting Iran to attack the Blue State that happens to be the constant rhetorical target of Fox News. But it's still not acceptable behavior by a president.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How does Michael Tracey make a living? Is there that much money in being a sexual assault truther? Feels like his audience would be limited to frat bros and pedophiles.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not particularly religious, but "theologian" and "nondisclosure agreements" don't belong in the same sentence. Unless you're Constantine, I suppose.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
...and you need them because you can't convince normal people to vote for you.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How many of those likes were from Caitlin Clark fans who have no idea what the context is?
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After yesterday’s Senate hearing, it’s crystal clear that Jack Smith should be the next Attorney General.
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 30/09/2026
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I watch Family Feud regularly and am always amazed when a family loses the $20,000 and Steve Harvey says, well, you leave here with $980 split 5 ways, and nobody gets mad.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If anybody knows the U.S. government's inability and/or unwillingness to regulate corporations, it would be Rick Scott, the senator whose former company settled a $1.7 billion fraud case that sent zero people to prison. Corporations have more rights than humans.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm ready for a contestant to turn their nose up at a shitty prize. A TV? I already got 4 TV's.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is the GOP still pushing this? Or did they realize basic competence still counts for something?
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So I've basically settled on the stupider mistake happening: Schmitt didn't confuse Hawks and Hawkeyes, he saw a reference to a row and seat number and concluded that the seat must exist in a particular city despite having no evidence to support that conclusion.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When your entire attack line is garbage and you thought you were being clever, you’re a Schmitt-head.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump will appoint them to the federal bench by the end of 2027.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It occurs to me that if Schmitt had a text message that said "Hawks" he would've used it as a visual aide. Did somebody see "Terps vs Hawks" or something stupider and make such an absurd leap of logic that it didn't even work as a gotcha? Is it malice or incompetence? [why-not-both.gif]
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I personally believe that Eric Schmitt would be an excellent running mate for JD Vance. Call it the Hillbilly and the Dirtbag ticket.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here's the game. Apparently Jack Smith was sitting in Section 109, which is in the corner opposite of the home bench -- lower left of the camera's POV. youtu.be/fg1FM_UaGQU?...
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Iowa Hawkeyes vs Maryland Terrapins Full Game (Feb 3, 2024)
YouTube video by Caitlin Clark The GOAT Fan
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oops, looks like the rows have letters, so Row I not Row 1.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If they're going to double-down, somebody needs to find video from the game. According to the text message, Jack Smith had front row seats.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People don't vote for generic ballots, they vote for people. That's why incumbents get re-elected despite people generally hating Congress at all times.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To be the guy in his office who recognized "Hawks" in a text message and dreamed up a grand Watergate-Deep Throat level conspiracy theory.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of those guys had an intern scrubbing game tape, looking for Jack Smith sitting in the front row of the wrong game.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Roger Marshall is a predator. Enabled by an American system that prioritizes profits over health care.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't know the particulars, but I'd bet you a dollar that it was Marshall's attorney that asked for a bench warrant after she failed to appear. It would be necessary for the court to maintain jurisdiction. Otherwise, Marshall would have to re-file and re-serve the order to appear.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jay Feely is so manly it's surprising that he was only a kicker. His testosterone must have boiling over when he was standing on the sidelines watching 98% of each game he "played" in.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dr. Oz is a scumbag and should never been taken at face value. But also, if you think people with health insurance automatically *want* to go to the doctor, that they don't think twice about copayments and missing work, then you probably also bought the "miracle fat burner" he sold on TV.
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TJ Wanderslug @wanderslug.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm in that boat and also hate going to the doctor.
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