Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Metternich allegedly had a secret staircase out of his office. Tired of meetings with "the whole of Europe" (his words, not mine), he'd slip away to Wilhelmine, Duchess of Sagan. This is how I'm showing it in my presentation. Handmade in GIMP, old school. 001
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Preparing a talk for high school students. Step one: memes. Handmade, old-school, zero AI — one sloppy meme and my credibility with teenagers is gone forever. As you can see, I am taking this extremely seriously. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That goat's-head drinking cup automaton? Made around 1600 by Hans Schlottheim — already a two-century-old curiosity by the time of the Congress of Vienna. Old enough to be a great story at a soirée. Now an evening attraction in Vienna 1814: Waltz of Nations. 010
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026He raised 10,000 sheep and translated British science for fun — long before he became Switzerland's unlikely diplomat at the Congress of Vienna. Faces of Vienna: Charles Pictet de Rochemont. 🧵 (1/3) 100
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Some photos from the game — this time with Asia, Zosia, Konrad and Andrzej (Michał). Andrzej won by a landslide, which mostly proves something is still broken. He insists he just mastered it. ;) 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Hey boardgamers, plans for November? 7–8 Nov, AleGramy in Gdańsk — one of Poland's biggest board game festivals. I'll be in the Prototypes area with Vienna 1814. Come say hi and give it a go. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Some photos from todays playtests. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 02/09/2026View from the 31st floor — which can only mean one thing: a new iteration of Vienna 1814 is heading to the office testing group today. Same little tradition, new build, new ways for playtesters to break it. 100
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 31/08/2026From an 1814 Congress of Vienna ball's provisioning records: 60 Gugelhupf — the tall fluted ring cake that became the cake of Viennese coffee. Sliced, that's a few hundred servings. Designing a historical board game means caring far too much about 200-year-old dessert logistics. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Vienna 1814, iteration 3.6, first playtest Wednesday. The entertainments used to lose to the political path every time. Reworked them. Now the real test: will seasoned players pick the ballroom on purpose, not as a consolation prize? 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Two centuries ago Vienna's Prater was end-of-summer chaos: carriages, coffee houses, theatres, shows. I've tried for ages to make it feel that alive in my board game without it being pure randomness. Iteration 3.6: the place evolves as you play — but you still choose how to use it. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 27/08/2026One advantage of researching a game about the Congress of Vienna with far too many books: they double as an excellent book press. Right now two centuries of European diplomacy are gently flattening my glued room tokens. 010
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Yesterday's dilemma: archive the old parts or cannibalise them? For 3.6 I chose fresh — new components for most of the game, 3.5 kept intact in the archive. The exception: the cuisine (refreshments) deck, currently under QA by Fyodor, who won't let go. 010
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Every prototype iteration: archive the old components for history, or glue the new version straight over them? With blank cardboard tokens it's agony — reuse the 3.5 ones or open fresh? I freeze every time. What's your rule? 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Something for the coffee ☕ Vienna, August 1814: bakers roll out a special "congress roll," a kreutzer apiece. One exasperated local noted he'd taken to carrying his spectacles to the tavern — just so the thing might look a little bigger. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Magic Die throw. This time more cat. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Visual Note from the Past: Rudolf von Alt's salon, 1853. Too late for the Congress of Vienna, but the mood is perfect — an intimate room where music, gossip, romance and politics quietly tangle. Exactly the feel I want for the entertainment rooms in Vienna 1814: Waltz of Nations. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Sometimes social media feels like fate. A follower sent me scans of hand-drawn Congress of Vienna portraits, after Isabey — by Gonzalo Bénard, photographer and, as it turns out, a shaman who drew them for a descendant of one of the aristocrats pictured. Thank you, Gonzalo. 010
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Entertainment cards, iteration 3.6: each one shows where it can be hosted. This party is flexible — a room, a park, a public venue — and where you throw it decides how big it gets. First guest to arrive earns a bonus. Congress of Vienna board game, still cooking. 010
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Comparing today's European leaders to the ones at the Congress of Vienna is deeply unfair. History had 200 years to select the dramatic ones. I made the video anyway. (Yes, I'm designing a board game about exactly this.) 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Today is Napoleon's birthday. Genuinely hard for me to weigh — I see the good and the bad and can't say which outweighs the other. But he's unavoidable history: without him there's no Congress of Vienna, no map to redraw, no game for me to design. A complicated happy birthday. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Friedrich von Gentz kept the Congress of Vienna running — the secretary who tracked every obligation and reminded everyone of their duties. My version is a task app called Super Productivity, and it will not let me forget one item on the Vienna 1814 to-do list. 020
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Last day in Lublin — slightly bitten by time, colourful, quietly chaotic. Looked for something clearly 19th-century all day and mostly failed, except maybe this tiled stove. Next week: back to designing Vienna 1814. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Zamość: one of the largest fortresses the old Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth ever built. Besieged five times, taken by storm exactly once — by Poles in 1809, wresting it from Austria in a two-hour night assault. Every other time, it was starved into surrender. 021
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 06/08/2026A View of Vienna from the Prater, Rudolf von Alt, 1834. Not quite 1814 — but the heat is. You can almost hear the crickets and a whole city shimmering in the distance. Research mood for a board game about the Congress of Vienna. 010
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Designing this game means my open browser tabs are either rules questions or 200-year-old scandals, with absolutely nothing in between. Show me your current unhinged tab situation. I promise not to judge. (And yes, Vivaldi tab hibernation is the only reason my laptop still runs.) 010
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Nominated for the Virtuti Militari — then refused, because she was a woman. She turned down the money they offered. Years later she got the cross anyway: the first woman ever to receive it. I came for the architecture. I'm leaving with a soldier. Let's see what I uncover tomorrow. 010
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Her name was Joanna Żubr. She joined the army of the Duchy of Warsaw as a rifleman — in a man's uniform, hiding that she was a woman. On the night of 19–20 May 1809, Polish troops stormed Zamość. Joanna was among the first over the walls, capturing a cannon and opening the way. 131
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Zamość — the "Padua of the North," founded 1580. Too hot for photos, so a story instead. Not just a pretty town: a fortress. In May 1809 it was retaken from the Austrians in one night — and among the soldiers on its walls was a woman. Second stop in my 19th-century Poland series. 100
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Round two of Would you survive the Congress of Vienna? — the board game I'm designing about 1814's salon side. The scene's on the card. Drop your move in the comments; the sharpest answer joins the Survival Guide. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 04/08/2026And the next modern European country I will try to connect to character from Congress of Vienna is... 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Day one: Żyrardów. A town built from the 1830s around a single linen mill. Red brick tenements, factory windows, soft late-afternoon light. Some buildings renovated, some not — and behind a few windows, you can still glimpse a mystery or two. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 03/08/2026On the road to the Congress of Vienna, 1814: stranded by a storm in the worst inn of the trip. Bad bed, worse food — but there was coffee, good cream, and sugar in parchment. Things, Berlinghieri notes, that in these parts are never lacking. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Rudolf von Alt, A View of Vienna from the Prater, 1834 — the city about twenty years after the Congress of Vienna, seen across summer fields. The same skyline my board game keeps dragging me back into. St. Stephen's still on watch. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Vienna, 1814. An Italian diplomat visits the Prater days after arriving and writes home: "men and women of every age... keep turning for hours together, without ever laughing." Grown adults. Wooden horses. Dead serious faces. Convention, cultural distance, or just a different kind of fun? 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 25/07/2026After Vienna, Berlinghieri became guardian to Giulia — daughter of Anna, to whom he'd written all those letters. A French writer asked for her hand. The only proposal he ever made: Henri Beyle. Stendhal. The polite, firm no came from the man missing from every index. 110
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 24/07/2026New magic die round, list empty. Last one led me to a forgotten eyewitness account of the Congress — I am still reading his letters. Suggest a European country. At six, the die decides. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 21/07/2026He never got Malta back. He mentions his mission's failure once — in a parenthesis, next to expense money. Two centuries later, he's one of the few voices from that Congress I can hear clearly. They sent him to lose. He lost. That's part of why I can read him today. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 21/07/2026"How can it move forward if it never stops dancing" — said of Prince de Ligne in late November. Two weeks later, same pen: the prince died last night. His funeral account — 12,000 men under arms, thirty cannons — is the most detailed I've found anywhere. 110
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I asked for countries for Faces of Vienna. The die landed on Malta. Plan: give the Order of Malta its usual one paragraph. Landless order, lost cause, footnote. Then I found the letters. 100
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Shoutout to Super Productivity — free, open source, and the only thing keeping iteration 3.6 from collapsing into chaos. Sample task from my list: "Split attractions 50/50 into engines and flat effects." It keeps even that in order. Great app. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Some borders at the Congress of Vienna were decided between the dances, not at the table. Vienna 1814: Waltz of Nations — a board game in the making about the half of the Congress that happened at the ball. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Baked a Sachertorte: supposedly made in 1832 for Metternich, of Congress-of-Vienna fame. Except the origin story was probably invented decades later by the baker's son as marketing — the man himself said he made it years later, elsewhere entirely. History refusing to cooperate, again. 010
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The Congress Dances… but does not progress. Metternich threw endless balls at the Congress of Vienna — partly so rivals had no time to scheme. Humboldt hated every minute. Vienna 1814: Waltz of Nations, my board game in progress, treats the parties not as downtime, but as the machinery of politics. 010
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Board game about the Congress of Vienna, still in development. The magic die picks a country, I do a deep dive into a real historical figure tied to it. It just chose the next one. 🎲 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Would you survive the Congress of Vienna? A board game in the making — 1814 from the salon side: gossip, romance, intrigue, real people. Answer in the comments. The most-voted reply makes it into a free Survival Guide I'm putting together. 010
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Visual Note from the Past: a ball scene by Karl Eversberg, date unknown. Not exactly 1814 — but the chandeliers, the colour of the gowns and the dreamlike blur of the dancers are the precise mood I want for Vienna 1814: Waltz of Nations. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The final committee space rewards completed political objectives, not the speed of arrival. Being first means little if you brought nothing. 000
Wandering Pine Games @wanderingpinegames.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Solo playtesting Vienna 1814 through a heatwave. Told myself I'd escape to a cooler Vienna in my head — and for once the research agreed: the 1810s were the coldest summer decade Central Europe had seen in three centuries. The past, smug about it. 000