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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆

@wander-the-page.bsky.social
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Pretty chill for a walking nightmare. Reader (SF&F, horror, STEM), sword & dagger fighter, 40k lore junkie, gongfu addict. Full of rage & library fines. She/Her. Talking about books, right in front of your TBR.

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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Presenting my October 2026 TBR 🦇🏰🌙🕸️ I don’t like committing to monthly TBRs, but horror is one of my favorite genres, so I like to theme my reading in October. I'm also going to do a Goosebumps re-read and try a juvenile chapter book for funsies. Anyone else reading horror through October? 💙📚🩸📚
Image labled "October Halloween Reads" with the following book covers: Gnaw by Tade Thompson, Ring Shout by P. DJeli Clarke, The Caretaker by Marcus Kliewer, Stolen Tongues by Felix Blackwell, Ravenor Returned by Dan Abnett, Ghost Station by S.A. Barnes.Image labled "October Halloween Reads" with the following book covers: Welcome to Camp Nightmare, Say Cheese and Die, Welcome to Dead House, Stay Out Of The Basement, and The Girls Who Cried Monster by RL Stine, as well as The Screaming Staircase by Jonahtan Stroud.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
REACTION THREAD, PT. 2: The Most Dangerous Games by MrBeast & James Patterson All right, I completely borked that original reaction thread (Prologue – Ch 19), I’m sorry. I’m making another one here, and I’ll just nest the comments so it’s easy to follow.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yesh, I thought I'd organize my thread by not repeatedly nesting comments one after the other, but by commenting each chapter on the original post. It's not organizing itself well at all, I'm sorry. I've committed to this format for this book thread, but won't do it again.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
REACTION THREAD: The Most Dangerous Games by MrBeast & James Patterson Starting off strong by having no summary on the back of the book. The inner flaps are only a massive picture of MrBeast and James Patterson. Says a lot about the marketing strategy for this book…
Cover of "The Most Dangerous Games" by MrBeast & James Patterson
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Presenting the two last books in my hate reads section: The Most Dangerous Games (more like the most sloppiest of literary slop), and Lights Out, which is a bestselling “masktok” book for all the booktokers into assaulting/stalking fantasies done by men in masks or...something. I dunno. 🤷‍♀️
Cover of “The Most Dangerous Games” by MrBeast and James Patterson Cover of “Lights Out” by Navessa Allen
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If we’re talking and you say some shit like “just ask chatGPT!” I’ll assume you’re a fucking moron, and will be checking on you in the future to make sure you still remember how to breathe. Whenever someone talks about AI now, I just say I don’t use it because I’m not an idiot. Bring back shame.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Taking stock of my 2026 reading goals. I always read more than this list, but these books are ones I want to get off my TBR, or make an effort to read so I have a balanced literary diet. My summer sickness really screwed me, but I *THINK* I still have a chance to catch up.
Tables of books placed in categories with check marks (indicating they were finished.) Categories are "owned books to read" "library books to read" "2026 theme goal: classics" "2026 theme goal: non-fiction" "2026 theme goal: delicious or potentially painful hate reads (150pgs is not considered DNF)"Collection of book covers, some with a check mark over them (indicating they were finished.) Image titled "owned books to read in 2026"Collection of book covers, some with a check mark over them (indicating they were finished.) Image titled "Library books to read in 2026"Collection of book covers, some with a check mark over them (indicating they were finished.) Image titled "classics, non-fiction and delicious hate reads 2026"
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remember that time on my old Bsky account when I said that I had Korean dick for the first time, and it was so good that it was distracting? And it took like four hours to realize I had typo-ed “duck” as “dick?” Pepperidge Farm remembers—and so does her RL friends, who won’t let her forget it.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Went to training for the first time in months, and I managed to keep up for the entire class. It was hard, but I’m not suffering this morning, so I’m very pleased. A lot of fundamentals need to be modified because of my health, and I've been away awhile, so I'm focusing on fine tuning the basics.
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Sanshin Soba- Yo Ki @sanshinsoba.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Going to swallow my pride and bump this again. Being healthy costs too much. But I'm going to keep trying my best.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am laughing so hard. I put this book on my TBR because I thought it was from my favorite subgenre: fantasy mystery. I had this idea in my head of a woman in a sprawling fantasy city inheriting a magic tarot shop. I put a library hold on it, went to pick it up, and… bsky.app/profile/quit...
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Several hours of hospitals and needles today. Luckily I have books. 😑
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’ve been up for 34 hours straight for some reason. 🫤 Now I need to stay up for at least another hour to take my meds, and then maybe get some sleep. Got more than halfway into my book that I haven’t had time to read, though, so…🤷‍♀️
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Saw someone knock a star off a book rating because the audiobook used an unpleasant sound at the end of the chapters. Exactly what does that have to do with the quality of the STORY? Imagine an art critic bashing a painting because the gallery lighting was harsh. This is why I don't trust ratings.
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Jonah Hill sighing and rubbing his face in exasperation.
Alt: Jonah Hill sighing and rubbing his face in exasperation.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm not usually this kind of person, but...summer is over. It's done. I'm declaring it Halloween season right now. I am that person this year. Tired of this heat and sun. Engulf me in storms and cold and ghost stories.
Abandoned brick house with a single lit window among foggy trees.Monochrome old growth forest with a path through the mist.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sometimes I hate being someone who usually doesn’t click with popular stuff. For once, I’d like to get swept up in the frenzy. I’m setting down Dungeon Crawler Carl for a variety of reasons. It’s not bad, it’s just not what I’d like to be reading. Maybe that’ll change in the future, who knows. 🫤
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I keep misreading cli-fi as “clit fic” and thinking it’s smut.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The worse feeling is when you want to read a book so badly, but you hate an integral character so much that you simply can't continue. (Or am I the only one who DNFs because they can't stand a character?) 💙📚
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m currently reading China Miéville’s Embassytown, and couldn’t put my finger on why it was so notable. Then I picked up a popular modern novel and realized how degraded the writing quality was in comparison. It’s shocking to see how literacy has rotted so quickly in 14 years. It’s upsetting.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Turns out men don't like it when you say, "whatever makes you feel less ugly," when they're mansplaining shit to you.
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Woman blowing kiss as she walks off.
Alt: Woman blowing kiss as she walks off.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Nothing sucks worse than showing someone a piece of media you know they’ll love, only for them to say, “oh yeah, I already saw that.” THEN FORGET IT SO I CAN SHOW IT TO YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME. Damn, do you care about me at all???
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When I park in my garage with no memory of the 25 minute drive home, and I’m unsure if I ran any red lights or clipped any pedestrians.
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Zoom in on Black and White Cat Staring blankly into space.
Alt: Zoom in on Black and White Cat Staring blankly into space.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Today is the day that Ray Bradbury set his short story “There Will Come Soft Rains.” It’s my favorite Bradbury work, and although it has a patina of age, its eerie message is more relevant than ever. This was the sci-fi future that the classics imagined. It’s not far off. 🚀📚 youtu.be/nmcURKn2sf8
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August 4, 2026: There Will Come Soft Rains | Ray Bradbury & Leonard Nimoy | OEW Institute
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When the characters in the horror novel you're reading escape the haunted woods and make it back to civilization, but there's still 75 pages left in the book. 💙📚 #horrorsky
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Fry's Skeptical Squint
Alt: Fry from Futurama squinting skeptically.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Getting real fucking tired of seeing “strong FMC” as a book description/trope. I like that we need to qualify “strong” because the implication is that the baseline for women is weak. And what does “strong FMC” mean anyway? Let’s be real, it means “physically aggressive to the level a-- (1/8)
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
June is my summer reading month, when I dedicate all my free time to reading and getting through the majority of my TBR for the year. Unfortunately, my current health/life hasn’t really aligned with this event, but I’m going to try my hardest. Already got a bunch of books lined up.🤞
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The Sword In The Stone: Merlin's Magic
Alt: Merlin from Disney's The Sword In The Stone commanding books to shrink into his bag.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I feel like I got hit by a mack truck. I’m full of rage but too sick to do anything about it. Someone please back the truck up and finish me off.
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Pinocchio Dead in Water
Alt: Disney’s animated Pinocchio face down in a river.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This level of talent, though! 😍💐✨
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You can't actually name a horror book this and expect me not to read it.
Cover of the book "Man, Fuck This House" by Brian Asman.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Every morning, I drive by a cute little cottage nearly hidden by a tall hedge. And every morning, there’s a creature around it: fancy ducks doing a morning constitutional, bunnies eating grass, a tortoise, once a peacock. If you get too close, they disappear through the hedge. They never—
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
An author I've given feedback to in the past contacted me at my gmail account to ask my opinions on their work. I scrolled down to reply, and AI HAD WRITTEN A WHOLE E-MAIL FOR ME, "ANSWERING" ALL THE QUESTIONS I WAS ASKED. First of all: fuck yourself, Meta. (1/5)
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It’s a good thing I’m training tonight because I am ANGRY and want to throw something off a cliff—preferably myself, but I’m not picky.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@books-that-go-boom.bsky.social’s new book finally came in the mail! It’s so pretty! Saving it for my summer reading. 🤗 💙📚
Cover of Greg Leunig’s Neon Citadel
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Me: *decides to paint nails for first time in months* Weather: Hey watch this. Thunderstormed for three hours straight, less than an hour after I finished my nails. Broke wood down and moved everything in the pouring rain. Angry.
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a person is standing in the middle of a forest holding a rope .
Alt: Tall tree in yard falls to the ground.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I don't know why, but my attention span is absolute trash right now. I keep staring at my books and choosing internet brainrot instead. I'm going to stay off the internet until after Friday in an attempt to reset my reading. I desperately want to get to these. Have a great week!
A hand holding up three books: We're Not Safe Here by Rin Chupeco, There Is No Antimemetics Division by QNTM, Strange Buildings by Uketsu
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Went out to lunch at one of my favorite ramen places. They make their own gyoza and it’s delicious.
Table of ramen, tsukemen and gyoza.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Not me sitting at home on a random Monday and realizing I've never actually read a Sherlock Holmes story.
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a man in a white shirt sits at a table in front of a refrigerator
Alt: Joey from Friends sitting with a slow look of shock overtaking his features.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I'd like to say happy mother's day while acknowledging that this can be a difficult time for some. Whatever your situation is, I hope you find peace this Sunday. Sending you love! ❤️
An image of various flower vases. The image is titled "Sending Love to
Those Who..." Each vase has a phrase beneath it:

-are grieving a child
-have a complicated relationship with their mother
-are grieving a mother
-are longing to be a mother
-are feeling alone
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Friend pruned their olive tree, so I stole a few branches to workshop an idea I have for my library daybed. I wanted soft, warm light over one end so I could read at night. It works, so I’ll keep this for awhile until it dries out, and I can replace it with something permanent.
Shot of a daybed sideboard with pillows and a throw blanket, with olive branches festooned with fairy lights behind the sideboard. Shot of a daybed sideboard with pillows, with olive branches festooned with fairy lights behind the sideboard.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
One of the few times I think humans don't give themselves enough credit is when we say, "we don't deserve dogs/cats/pets." I think if pets could understand the care and sacrifice that goes into loving them simply for existing, they'd certainly feel that humans are worthy of their devotion.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Completely improvised this lentil soup with kale, sweet potatoes and anything else I had on hand. Quite proud of it.
Bowl of lentil soup on a wood table.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I'm training a new striking routine this week, and it crosses wires with what's already in my muscle memory, so I'm really janky with it. I spent two hours drilling it today, and I'm officially ~over it~
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Kiki from Kiki's Delivery Service falling face down on a bed in exhaustion.
Alt: Kiki from Kiki's Delivery Service falling face down on a bed in exhaustion.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
💙📚 I've been using Libby for years and just discovered that if you click the bouquet after you return books, it explodes into a shower of pretty flowers. I'VE REJECTED HUNDREDS OF BOUQUETS FROM LIBRARIES. I'M SORRYYYYYYYYY!
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Greg Leunig @books-that-go-boom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Today is a great day to remember that the good guys in Star Wars are the rebels and the bad guys are an autocratic empire of sycophants. May the 4th be with you and all that.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
My brother finally came back from Asia. I missed him a ton, but please tell me why I'm up early on a Saturday morning because he wants to (jokingly) start shit with another combat school, and I gotta be there to back him up and "rep our school" by sparring. Like we're in a fucking wuxia film.
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯(𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫) 🦇 🕸️🏰 ⚔ ⋆ ✴︎ ˚ 。⋆ @wander-the-page.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A master thread of all the books I've read in 2026, starting in April.
Image of a castle at night under a starry sky that says, "Wander's Book Log, 2026"
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