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WALToONs

@waltoons.bsky.social
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I draw things, so you don't have to. This is my digital junk drawer. Portland, OR • Hose Water Survivor Crap for sale 👉 www.cottonbureau.com/people/waltoons Illustration • Wordplay • Vintage Graphics • Trail Blazers • Track & Field

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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 2h
Greetings from Astoria, Oregon
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 20h
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 20h
I love bigfoot butts, and I cannot lie.
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Ribbed for her pleasure."
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Surface design examples using a couple of my abstract art pieces. $100 to anyone who connects me with someone who signs a licensing deal.
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Moody Bird
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“I love Susan ( Collins ) like a taco.” - Sen. John Kennedy
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My tapas game is strong
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cincinnati Chili: Tastes Way Better Than What It Resembles. #badtaglines
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BANANAS: America’s Favorite Fruit Shaped Like a Weiner. #badtaglines
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Above the fireplace in a friend’s beach cabin. She promised that if they ever got rid of it, it’s mine. Now I wait.
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Drop a RUNNER 👟 🖤
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Alfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Topps Cards Presents; Frankenstein Valentines Stickers • 4/44 ( Norm Saunders • Wally Wood • Jack Davis )( 1966 ) #classiccards
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Animated Abstract Art [ Funkadelia ]
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Charlie Largent @charlielargent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BTD: Robert Bresson. Pickpocket, 1959. Directed by Bresson. Starring Martin Lasalle, Marika Green, and Jean Pelegri. Polish poster. Art by Maciej Hibner.
a man on a subway has his pocket picked by a man standing behind him
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One-eyed Jolene gonna take your man, like it or not.
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
1968 International 1200c
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Holy heck. Jut accidentally discovered a new dream truck/car. Mazda B360
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WALToONs lettering smorgasboard
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is me the first time I used After Effects to animate.
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hereby nominate this one for the LQF HOF.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Clowns are scary.
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Coming soon to a stadium near you. #DAMETIME #NBA #Portland #TrailBlazers
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I only have eye for you."
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026
Idea: no corporate welfare, subsidies, or government contracts for corporations whose employees need to rely on government assistance because of low wages.
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Share a Smile 🖤😀
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As a reminder, Democrats picked up 41 seats in the House in 2018, while losing two seats in the Senate. We should see a bigger pickup in both chambers this time, to put it mildly. But do not get cocky and coast here. Run through the tape.
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RUM HAM!
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
T-shirt & tote to celebrate Taco Tuesday. $5 buck off with this here code: 5JM9YXZKH9 Here they is👉 cottonbureau.com/people/walto...
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thought you could use a couple of owls.
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Alfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#madmagazine
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My Halloween costume is all set.
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Helluva weekend. How was yers?
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FB Marketplace Ad o' the Day
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Birds That Do Not Exist No. 12
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Momento Mori
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One for the people who don’t know dumb is spelled with a b.
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
B is for BLOODSUCKER
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The right to vote is one of the most fundamental parts of our democracy. Check your voter registration at IWillVote.com and make a plan to vote early or on Election Day on November 3.
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Phoef Sutton @phoefsutton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WEIRD WEDNESDAY #weirdwednesday I can't wait until tomorrow!
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Beaver: Why do grown ups drink to have fun at a party? If they’re at a party, aren’t they already having fun? Wally: Grown ups gave a harder time having fun than kids do.
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My specialties include creating things there is no market for.
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Praying for the end of the overuse of the word "journey."
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Drop a RUNNER 👟 🖤
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spooky
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And she was
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Testing your Sonny knowledge
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WALToONs @waltoons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Q: What is it? A: Alien cyclops disguised as a chicken, duh.
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