Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 11hhusband: ::hits self in forehead:: me: Don't do that! You'll give yourself a TBI. husband: I get a TBI, I'll just drink extra cranberry juice me: Remind me why I put up with you, again? 010
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 14hTechnically I think it's The Great Canadian Baking Show, but whatever. It's always going to be a Bake Off to me. 020
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 14hAustralian, then British, and now The Great Canadian Bake Off! We've a plethora of amazing baking shows, and never enough room for dessert. 240
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 15hSince it's Banned Book Week, I picked up a copy of 'To Kill A Mockingbirg' to re-read, since I haven't read it since high school. Also picked up a couple queer anthologies/stories that are on the banned books list, but those are for later. 040
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 04/10/2026At this point I think I've had more wine than water today. Ooops. At least this nonsense is being turned into a manuscript. #AmWriting 070
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's past 10pm and I'm still awake? What is this nonsense? 230
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 04/10/2026All my money is in money market funds right now, because I know investors are about to lose BILLIONS. 130
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He's also destroying every single company that Oracle has purchased - including the second largest EHR company (Cerner) that hundreds of health systems around the globe rely on. 1182
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Did not expect to cry quite this much during this episode of Drag Race Philippines, but damn. 020
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 03/10/2026EXCEPT independent artists. Big studio movies? Pirate. Broadcast TV? Pirate. Corporate backed music? Rip from Youtube and/or pirate. But Indie writers? BUY THAT SHIT! 051
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 03/10/2026More people need to cut the cord and start pirating when they can. 150
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.static.klipy.comThe Last Starfighter The Last Starfighter We DieAlt: The Last Starfighter The Last Starfighter We Die 000
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He's trying to turn his department into a christian based crusade - like the Spanish Inquisition. Because they think killing in the name of their god is "just" - even though they complain that other religions doing the same is heresy. 010
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I started a consulting gig in 2002 and while we had online maps, we were still a ways away from GPSs and Smartphones. So the day before a trip I would print out directions from the airport to the client site, then client site to the hotel. I was screwed if there were detours. 030
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Random! When we were in India, we were introduced to Kabbadi. It's like team based tag. I was entranced. Though it might have been the very muscular Indian men in short-shorts. 010
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm so exhausted from the week I hadn't even noticed! Ugh. Stupid brain with the consistency of stupid cottage cheese. 010
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Okay, nobody fuck up my Sunday like the COVID vaccine fucked me over last Sunday, because I plan on digging back into my manuscript and getting at least a couple chapters written. ::touch wood:: 280
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The things I would STILL do to that man. My favorite look of his was when he had the long hair. Oof... 000
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue." 050
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This season of South Park is UNHINGED. And I am here for it. 110
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Now we're trying to absolve Richard Nixon for WATERGATE? Surely that'll lower the price of gas and groceries, right? #DumbAssDOJ 130
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Happy San Jose Sharks season opening, baby! #TheFutureIsTeal 000
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just because CEOs are masturbating to AI doesn't mean the rest of the real world is. Fuck. 150
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dear Wordpress: Not just no, but an emphatic FUCK NO. Any questions? No love, Walter 130
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Stupid sexy Flandersstatic.klipy.comNed Flanders SkiingAlt: Ned Flanders Skiing 0233
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The one time we got First Class on an Emirates A380 flight from Dubai to LAX, with shower access, full lay flat bed seats, etc. - and the guy in seat 1A snored. Loudly. The entire 16 hour flight. It's been 8 years and I STILL want to shank him. 010
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Words is? Jesus. No wonder hardly anyone buys my books! 110
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I believe the words I'm looking for is: hommana hommana hommana 110
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don't know what is causing me to wake up and be fully "3 cups of coffee" awake at 3:30am for the past two days, but I wish it would throw itself into a ditch. Because this shit's getting old. 020
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Seriously, why won't someone just yeet him into the sun? 040
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comLawrence Welk Applauding in 1975Alt: Lawrence Welk Applauding in 1975 261
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm drunk. With a hard D. Wait. That sounded dirty. 150
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dear SCOTUS: A hearty FUCK YOU from the non-MAGA population of America. Die in a fire, Walter 000
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Found out our friend is losing her job because the taproom she works at is shutting down unexpectedly. It's our usual Tuesday hangout so it hurts that much more since our friend is the barkeep. Haven't cried quite this much in ages. 120
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Can someone tell me WHY there were half a dozen people, including some who appeared to be of Hispanic origin waving "Stand With Trump" flags? Other than it's Happy Valley, aka the rich white mecca of the SouthEast Portland suburbs? 000
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Because we all need a little boost in these insane times 061
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When you go to see your physician, if they use an AI note taker, READ YOUR ASSESSMENT CAREFULLY. I just realized that in my last visit, while the doctor and I talked about diabetes, I do NOT have it - but the AI agent decided I did. Now I need to make sure the AI agent didn't mark it as a diagnosis. 030
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yeah. This year's combo is taking people OUT. Got mine Saturday 10am and I'm STILL feeling the effects days later. 110
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sandwich. Or Eiffel Tower. Dealer's choice. 000
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I find her uninspiring - but I'm sure as hell going to vote for her. Because I don't want Trump Junior in charge of our state as we move toward universal healthcare. 030
