Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 2hIt's past 10pm and I'm still awake? What is this nonsense? 220
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 13hDid not expect to cry quite this much during this episode of Drag Race Philippines, but damn. 020
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 13hMore people need to cut the cord and start pirating when they can. 140
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 13hIf you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.static.klipy.comThe Last Starfighter The Last Starfighter We DieAlt: The Last Starfighter The Last Starfighter We Die 000
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I started a consulting gig in 2002 and while we had online maps, we were still a ways away from GPSs and Smartphones. So the day before a trip I would print out directions from the airport to the client site, then client site to the hotel. I was screwed if there were detours. 020
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Okay, nobody fuck up my Sunday like the COVID vaccine fucked me over last Sunday, because I plan on digging back into my manuscript and getting at least a couple chapters written. ::touch wood:: 280
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue." 050
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This season of South Park is UNHINGED. And I am here for it. 110
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Now we're trying to absolve Richard Nixon for WATERGATE? Surely that'll lower the price of gas and groceries, right? #DumbAssDOJ 130
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Happy San Jose Sharks season opening, baby! #TheFutureIsTeal 000
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dear Wordpress: Not just no, but an emphatic FUCK NO. Any questions? No love, Walter 130
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Stupid sexy Flandersstatic.klipy.comNed Flanders SkiingAlt: Ned Flanders Skiing 0233
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don't know what is causing me to wake up and be fully "3 cups of coffee" awake at 3:30am for the past two days, but I wish it would throw itself into a ditch. Because this shit's getting old. 020
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Seriously, why won't someone just yeet him into the sun? 040
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comLawrence Welk Applauding in 1975Alt: Lawrence Welk Applauding in 1975 261
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dear SCOTUS: A hearty FUCK YOU from the non-MAGA population of America. Die in a fire, Walter 000
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Can someone tell me WHY there were half a dozen people, including some who appeared to be of Hispanic origin waving "Stand With Trump" flags? Other than it's Happy Valley, aka the rich white mecca of the SouthEast Portland suburbs? 000
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Because we all need a little boost in these insane times 061
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When you go to see your physician, if they use an AI note taker, READ YOUR ASSESSMENT CAREFULLY. I just realized that in my last visit, while the doctor and I talked about diabetes, I do NOT have it - but the AI agent decided I did. Now I need to make sure the AI agent didn't mark it as a diagnosis. 030
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If someone doesn't like my skeetsstatic.klipy.comWhats Wrong Whats Wrong With MeAlt: Whats Wrong Whats Wrong With Me 010
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Put on an episode of Sealook to see if the dog would pay attention, and no. He'd rather stare out at his backyard. I'd probably like it if I were high. 010
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Anyone remember My Chauffeur from the 1980s? Penn & Teller even had their own subplot. I STILL quote this movie to this day. 231
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cinema Paradiso (1989, I think?). There is no equal. (But Allegro Non Troppo is my favorite non-English animated film)static.klipy.comMentalwards Relaxing in TheaterALT: Mentalwards Relaxing in Theater 121
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 28/09/2026His Girl Friday (1938, I believe, and one of the original zany comedies)static.klipy.comCary Grant Reacts To The Acusation Of KidnappingAlt: Cary Grant Reacts To The Acusation Of Kidnapping 361
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Finally a drag KING on Drag Race España! Long live the kings AND queens! 010
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We're now closer to the year 2050 than the year 2000. 310
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I actually feel worse today. Ugh. I know it's important for the body to do its thing for vaccines, but JFC, antigens can you hurry it up already? I'm going back to bed after Sunday chores. 240
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you want to know about what 7-year-old me worried about, this is the complete list. 040
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Drinking a New Belgium beer and logged it on Untappd (ping me if you're on Untappd and want to add me!) and found out they're a queer brewery, which led me down a rabbit hole of queer breweries. If supporting LGBTQ+ organizations is important to you, drink from breweries on this list!hopculture.com61 Queer-Led and Queer-Supporting Breweries to Champion Right Now (And Forever)Inclusion, equality, and justice. These three words have become a cornerstone for Hop Culture Magazine. For the past three years, movements around the 031
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Got flu and COVID boosters today, and not gonna lie, it's hit me like a baseball bat. 380
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've been cutting my own hair basically since COVID, doing so just perfunctory to get it done. Yesterday I went to Bishops to get it done professionally and yea gods but it not only came out amazing, but was also just relaxing. Maybe it's time to start going to the barber again. 050
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not my highest score, but still pretty respectable: 010
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Someone's trying to make datacenters friendly in Oregon, and trying to minimize water and energy use for them. IT'S NOT WORKING! 040
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Can't believe I'm thinking this already, but it's just about time to put the weighted blanket back on the bed. 020
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comBender Dancing in FuturamaAlt: Bender Dancing in Futuram 1133
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So the husband read something about eating pickles before bedtime will give you intense dreams - and it's true. But so intense that I won't do that again! 110
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In a Mexican restaurant flipping off Trump whenever he shows up on the TV, because fuck that racist pedophile. 050
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The older I get, the more I'm turning into Sophia Petrillo. "Picture it. Sunnyvale, 1992. When AOL was coming into power and getting online meant yelling, 'Nobody pick up the phone!' if anyone else was home. 050
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Exactly why I went into pharmacy as my career path. Free samples in the monthly periodicals. 010
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Watching Star Trek: Enterprise and who could have predicted that this image from 2004's episode is apropos. 041
Reposted by Walter in the PNWSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 75256419611
Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 19/09/2026As a published author, using AI to write your works is like using cruise control to drive & navigate your car. Yes, it might start out okay, but eventually you'll crash and burn. And you're responsible for fixing it in the end. #AmWriting 041