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Walter in the PNW

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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 2h
It's past 10pm and I'm still awake? What is this nonsense?
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 13h
Did not expect to cry quite this much during this episode of Drag Race Philippines, but damn.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 13h
More people need to cut the cord and start pirating when they can.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 13h
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
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The Last Starfighter The Last Starfighter We Die
Alt: The Last Starfighter The Last Starfighter We Die
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I started a consulting gig in 2002 and while we had online maps, we were still a ways away from GPSs and Smartphones. So the day before a trip I would print out directions from the airport to the client site, then client site to the hotel. I was screwed if there were detours.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay, nobody fuck up my Sunday like the COVID vaccine fucked me over last Sunday, because I plan on digging back into my manuscript and getting at least a couple chapters written. ::touch wood::
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Little boy's had a big day.
Ralphie, laying on the carpet asleep
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This season of South Park is UNHINGED. And I am here for it.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gross. Mustard precome.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now we're trying to absolve Richard Nixon for WATERGATE? Surely that'll lower the price of gas and groceries, right? #DumbAssDOJ
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy San Jose Sharks season opening, baby! #TheFutureIsTeal
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dear Wordpress: Not just no, but an emphatic FUCK NO. Any questions? No love, Walter
The sender & subject of an email from Wordpress/Jetpack asking if I want fucking AI to build me a website.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stupid sexy Flanders
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Ned Flanders Skiing
Alt: Ned Flanders Skiing
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't know what is causing me to wake up and be fully "3 cups of coffee" awake at 3:30am for the past two days, but I wish it would throw itself into a ditch. Because this shit's getting old.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seriously, why won't someone just yeet him into the sun?
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Lawrence Welk Applauding in 1975
Alt: Lawrence Welk Applauding in 1975
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dear SCOTUS: A hearty FUCK YOU from the non-MAGA population of America. Die in a fire, Walter
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seriously 2026 sucks rancid donkey ASS.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can someone tell me WHY there were half a dozen people, including some who appeared to be of Hispanic origin waving "Stand With Trump" flags? Other than it's Happy Valley, aka the rich white mecca of the SouthEast Portland suburbs?
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Because we all need a little boost in these insane times
A lit candle on my desk that says pride 
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you go to see your physician, if they use an AI note taker, READ YOUR ASSESSMENT CAREFULLY. I just realized that in my last visit, while the doctor and I talked about diabetes, I do NOT have it - but the AI agent decided I did. Now I need to make sure the AI agent didn't mark it as a diagnosis.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If someone doesn't like my skeets
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Whats Wrong Whats Wrong With Me
Alt: Whats Wrong Whats Wrong With Me
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Put on an episode of Sealook to see if the dog would pay attention, and no. He'd rather stare out at his backyard. I'd probably like it if I were high.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why are we still using Instagram?
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone remember My Chauffeur from the 1980s? Penn & Teller even had their own subplot. I STILL quote this movie to this day.
The movie poster for My Chauffeur (1986)
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cinema Paradiso (1989, I think?). There is no equal. (But Allegro Non Troppo is my favorite non-English animated film)
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Mentalwards Relaxing in Theater
ALT: Mentalwards Relaxing in Theater
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
His Girl Friday (1938, I believe, and one of the original zany comedies)
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Cary Grant Reacts To The Acusation Of Kidnapping
Alt: Cary Grant Reacts To The Acusation Of Kidnapping
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally a drag KING on Drag Race España! Long live the kings AND queens!
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We're now closer to the year 2050 than the year 2000.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I actually feel worse today. Ugh. I know it's important for the body to do its thing for vaccines, but JFC, antigens can you hurry it up already? I'm going back to bed after Sunday chores.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you want to know about what 7-year-old me worried about, this is the complete list.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drinking a New Belgium beer and logged it on Untappd (ping me if you're on Untappd and want to add me!) and found out they're a queer brewery, which led me down a rabbit hole of queer breweries. If supporting LGBTQ+ organizations is important to you, drink from breweries on this list!
hopculture.com
61 Queer-Led and Queer-Supporting Breweries to Champion Right Now (And Forever)
Inclusion, equality, and justice. These three words have become a cornerstone for Hop Culture Magazine. For the past three years, movements around the
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Got flu and COVID boosters today, and not gonna lie, it's hit me like a baseball bat.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've been cutting my own hair basically since COVID, doing so just perfunctory to get it done. Yesterday I went to Bishops to get it done professionally and yea gods but it not only came out amazing, but was also just relaxing. Maybe it's time to start going to the barber again.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not my highest score, but still pretty respectable:
A score of 790 on Hank Green's "Smush" game.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone's trying to make datacenters friendly in Oregon, and trying to minimize water and energy use for them. IT'S NOT WORKING!
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yea gods I love Anson Mount's hair.
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Joe Meyers @joesview.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can't believe I'm thinking this already, but it's just about time to put the weighted blanket back on the bed.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Post something stupid from your phone.
A napkin that states "I'm On My 'Cut My Own Bangs' Glass Of Wine"
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Bender Dancing in Futurama
Alt: Bender Dancing in Futuram
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So the husband read something about eating pickles before bedtime will give you intense dreams - and it's true. But so intense that I won't do that again!
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In a Mexican restaurant flipping off Trump whenever he shows up on the TV, because fuck that racist pedophile.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The older I get, the more I'm turning into Sophia Petrillo. "Picture it. Sunnyvale, 1992. When AOL was coming into power and getting online meant yelling, 'Nobody pick up the phone!' if anyone else was home.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Exactly why I went into pharmacy as my career path. Free samples in the monthly periodicals.
Four packets of Calmoseotine Ointment free with my monthly Pharmacy Today magazine.
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Watching Star Trek: Enterprise and who could have predicted that this image from 2004's episode is apropos.
The White House with Nazi flags in the Star Trek: Enterprise episode S04E01.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ricardo Montalban as Khan
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Walter in the PNW @walterh503.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As a published author, using AI to write your works is like using cruise control to drive & navigate your car. Yes, it might start out okay, but eventually you'll crash and burn. And you're responsible for fixing it in the end. #AmWriting
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