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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Intercontinental bowel movement
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dog people grow more entitled with each passing year. They look at you like you want them dead if you prefer to not have their great dane jumping on you as you walk down the street
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Frozen 7-eleven brand lemon cream oreo just gave me hope again
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can feel myself approaching middle aged manhood by the increasing number of noises I make before and after a sneeze
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The jokes per minute in arrested development is absolutely unrivaled. TV audiences just weren’t ready for such a masterpiece
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I put off listening to Wednesday for the longest time and have been kicking myself for it, they’re awesome
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There comes a time in every man’s life where he gets his first ham radio
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
102 degrees today 🚨
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Death Stranding 2: After The Gold Rush
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m so excited to be cold again
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m always complaining about this because it’s always almost happening to me! Get off your fucking phone!!!!!
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You should be allowed to shoot a gun at a car when they almost hit you at a crosswalk. Self defense or something
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Intrigued by a song that’s 1 minute of a verse + chorus and then 3 minutes of a refrain
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Step aside hot yoga, a new trend is emerging
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is sick!
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If she’s anything like mine she probably ate them (rubber bands) and gave her owner a panic attack
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spotted evidence of another gastritis-haver in Southern California
bottle of omeprazole on the ground
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Mansplaining music to you) this is a genre called pigfuck
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Apparently this is a common enough problem that people have engineered some very convoluted solutions for it lmao
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It irritates me but it’s basically the equivalent of what I do when I open the fridge every hour expecting something good to magically appear
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got my cat an automatic feeder a couple years back so he’d stop screaming at me in the middle of the night, and he’s recently taken a liking to bodyslamming the thing with the expectation that it’ll knock a few extra pieces out
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the gangs are out of control here!
4 raccoons I saw in someone’s driveway
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I actually liked what they did with the 4th season originally where each episode followed a character. It wasn’t very funny but it was creative but then they “remixed” it and it’s terrible! And season 5 is just unfortunate
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Netflix did arrested development so dirty with the 4th and 5th seasons
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never been that put off by hair in food. I’ll eat a bit of hair
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A banh mi would fix me
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First and only time I got one was due to a data breach from a dermatologist I visited a decade ago. Having acne finally became profitable!
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Daily exercise routine is walking 2 miles to sprouts, eating just enough of a bunch of the bulk chocolates to feel nauseous, then walking more until I no longer feel sick
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What languages are you most used to? I always wonder how much more annoying I’d find python if it wasn’t the first one I learned
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wish I didn’t have an absurdly high need for alone time. I need like 22 hours of the day to myself
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Burly steak guy who is afraid of eating sushi
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank you! It’s not until next year I’m just mentally preparing. I’ll store your happy birthday in my mind until then :-)
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m gonna be so good at being 30
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
poland is unbeatable with gdańsk and łódź for me
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Montevideo has gotta be one of the top 3 city names of all time for sure
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ah that’s been on my list! Yeah in the show he comes across as a lot smarter and more charismatic than I would’ve expected lol, such a trashy show but a hilarious watch
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rick Beato is what happens when a guy gets that old without any notable hair loss
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Would prob be more fair to say I don’t want teenagers to have them lol
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yeah that’s a good point and definitely preferable to more car use. I just see a lot of e-bike riders with terrible etiquette who come very close to mowing down pedestrians + other cyclists. Almost certainly kids though who would otherwise be doing the same thing in cars if/when allowed
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve never been a big interview watcher so I’m going based off music alone, but after watching rock of love with bret michaels I get to sense that a lot of rock and roll guys are dorks
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ken jeong’s character was so over the top even compared to the rest of the show lmao. and yeah I get that, feel like it was the last of its kind to do the stereotyping to the point of absurdity thing before everyone moved away from that (prob for the better)
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
All 70s rock bands can be categorized by whether or not they were a bunch of nerds, and I say with the most love possible that ELO were the biggest nerds of them all
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
yeah I consider it one of the most well written sitcoms but whenever they’d make the main characters sleep with each other it felt like they were just out of ideas
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
reeeeally wish they didn’t insist on jeff and annie being a thing
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chevy Chase is unfortunately a good enough actor that I never fail to forget how horrible he is within like 5 seconds of watching community
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Separating the fart from the fartist
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They should at the very least not be allowed in bike lanes and children should not have them
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Don’t know if this is a bad take or a good one but I wish e-bikes didn’t exist
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Geeeez this is amazing
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purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
bheanie bhabie
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