purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Frozen 7-eleven brand lemon cream oreo just gave me hope again 020
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Can feel myself approaching middle aged manhood by the increasing number of noises I make before and after a sneeze 030
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The jokes per minute in arrested development is absolutely unrivaled. TV audiences just weren’t ready for such a masterpiece 030
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There comes a time in every man’s life where he gets his first ham radio 040
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Death Stranding 2: After The Gold Rush 030
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You should be allowed to shoot a gun at a car when they almost hit you at a crosswalk. Self defense or something 120
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Intrigued by a song that’s 1 minute of a verse + chorus and then 3 minutes of a refrain 020
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Spotted evidence of another gastritis-haver in Southern California 040
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(Mansplaining music to you) this is a genre called pigfuck 020
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Got my cat an automatic feeder a couple years back so he’d stop screaming at me in the middle of the night, and he’s recently taken a liking to bodyslamming the thing with the expectation that it’ll knock a few extra pieces out 280
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Netflix did arrested development so dirty with the 4th and 5th seasons 120
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Never been that put off by hair in food. I’ll eat a bit of hair 050
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Daily exercise routine is walking 2 miles to sprouts, eating just enough of a bunch of the bulk chocolates to feel nauseous, then walking more until I no longer feel sick 070
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Wish I didn’t have an absurdly high need for alone time. I need like 22 hours of the day to myself 140
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Burly steak guy who is afraid of eating sushi 140
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Montevideo has gotta be one of the top 3 city names of all time for sure 180
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Rick Beato is what happens when a guy gets that old without any notable hair loss 020
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026All 70s rock bands can be categorized by whether or not they were a bunch of nerds, and I say with the most love possible that ELO were the biggest nerds of them all 120
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Chevy Chase is unfortunately a good enough actor that I never fail to forget how horrible he is within like 5 seconds of watching community 140
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Don’t know if this is a bad take or a good one but I wish e-bikes didn’t exist 220
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026A block of tofu away keeps the doctor away 030
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Projected $500 electric bill because I dared to run my AC during the heatwave (lol) 120
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Disco haters were really on the wrong side of history for that one 120
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 11/09/2026PR around an album release always repels me from listening to something I’d probably otherwise enjoy 001
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I caused the california heatwave by moving here. sorry everyone 150
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Catching myself turning into a curmudgeon and need to put a stop to it 120
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 05/09/2026At the beach eating cantaloupe with chopsticks 140
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Getting really into Ween just in time for 30 120
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Something particularly disgusting about 90s swing revival. One of our darkest moments as a species 180
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026had a week where I was non-stop social 12 hours a day and was then dropped back into my comparatively isolated life and I’m still experiencing extreme whiplash 020
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Once every three months or so someone will buy a random old song of mine on bandcamp and each time it gives me an inflated sense of self-worth for at least a couple weeks 210
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 04/08/202635 year old man in a band called Teen Suicide 040
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Listening to Wilco all day in preparation for my pilgrimage to Chicago 030
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Sick of people acting like they’re too mature and worldly to chuckle at a car with eyelash headlights 050
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 30/07/2026youtu.be/pQS5TciZ5C0youtu.beConservative Lecturer DESTROYS!!! SJW college studentYouTube video by conor m 130
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Forcing myself to sit through the first two seasons of twin peaks to get to the return (the good part) 120
purveyor of fake meats @walnutsoup.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Bought a portable AC unit and oh man it’s amazing how cold 73 degrees feels to me now 060
