Reposted by Idontknowleavemealonesanrio daily @sanrio-daily.bsky.social · 05/10/2026they’re excited for halloween! 💫 014556
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Being a guy sucks cause it’s all hearing “let’s just be friends” and then she stops replying to your texts Being a girl sucks cause it’s all saying “let’s just be friends” and then he tries to kill you with his hands 010
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I keep getting halal and haram mixed up and as a result people’s tone when discussing either confuses me 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When all those plastic skeletons come to life we’re going to be royally fucked 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They love to talk about the “right to work” but I yearn for the right not to 011
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You are the reason I’m smiling when there is nothing to smile about 120
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Tfw you can’t tell if it’s your ibs acting up or if it’s because the entire food industry has been deregulated 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If you guessed “a pervert”, that’s correct! Have a fun size Twix 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A riddle: “I check people out all day at work, but I don’t use a cash register. What am I?” 110
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The best part of working at a big department store while Having IBS is getting to jog a quarter of a mile to the bathroom whenever I suddenly realize I’m about to shit myself 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Why did we ever accept the idea of being paid every two weeks instead of dismembering the first person to suggest it and putting their head on a spike? 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026We no longer have “employees” now they’re all “associates” and frankly I don’t prefer this. I can tolerate being employed by you, but I do not wish to be associated with your ass 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I’m gonna need to ask people to stop setting themselves on fire all these emergency vehicles are really mucking up traffic 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Which ribs are the spare ones? The bottom two? 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Douglas Adams came up with a much more elegant way of saying it at one post but it really is just the same shit everywhere 110
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Muscle memory is the wildest concept like wdym my muscles have memory. Hopefully not of all the embarrassing shit I did in 8th grade 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Everything loops now. Everything is in a loop. Repeat repeat repeat. Don’t think. Consume. Repeat. 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Eventually it will all be gas stations 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The revolution will probably be televised a little bit 020
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Today is not August 17th. It is a completely unique day that has never happened before and will never happen again. Act like it 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026“What’s your domming style in the bedroom?” | V 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026ACAB includes the band The Police cause man fuck that shit 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The worst thing about Harry Potter (aside from being written by a horrible bigot) is that there isn’t any kind of magic “system”. It’s just a bunch of whimsical bullshit…written by a horrible bigot 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026“Impact play” sounds like what you’d call a stage show that resonates deeply with audiences and causes a cultural shift in the medium 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Somebody really needs to explain to “marketers” wtf “quotation marks” are supposed to mean 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Why does every Gen X comedian mention at some point in their set that they used to drink from the hose is it a contractual obligation thing 020
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026We used to be a proper country. We used to close our own trunks by hand 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If a man is a miserable little pile of secrets then a woman must be a joyful mountain of truths 020
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026You can’t spell necromancer without romance 110
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Your father was wrong about everything. Accept it. 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026No I do not want FRENCH vanilla in my coffee. This is AMERICA. Give me the AMERICAN vanilla. I know you have it back there DONT TRY TO HIDE JT FRKM ME 020
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Affluence = wealth Effluence = shit English is a stupid fucking language. 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The only “inappropriate language” as far as I’m concerned is French 011
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I, like most trans women took estrogen and evolved from nerd to slut. I went from MTG to STDs 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026This is the time of my life and I can tell 011
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026My gender marker on my drivers license should just say P for pervert 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I transitioned cause I couldn’t figure out how to do daps 010
Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I love the word gock cause it’s a portmanteau of girl cock but it’s also the sound you make when I shove it down your throat 110