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Idontknowleavemealone

@wallysb1tch.bsky.social
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i just need a place to put all my dumb thoughts and my friends are tired of hearing them

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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Glover is so fucking fire
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sanrio daily @sanrio-daily.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they’re excited for halloween! 💫
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Being a guy sucks cause it’s all hearing “let’s just be friends” and then she stops replying to your texts Being a girl sucks cause it’s all saying “let’s just be friends” and then he tries to kill you with his hands
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sanrio daily @sanrio-daily.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they’re doing skincare 💫
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sanrio daily @sanrio-daily.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lloromannic (berry and cherry) 💫
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I keep getting halal and haram mixed up and as a result people’s tone when discussing either confuses me
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When all those plastic skeletons come to life we’re going to be royally fucked
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They love to talk about the “right to work” but I yearn for the right not to
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You are the reason I’m smiling when there is nothing to smile about
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tfw you can’t tell if it’s your ibs acting up or if it’s because the entire food industry has been deregulated
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you guessed “a pervert”, that’s correct! Have a fun size Twix
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A riddle: “I check people out all day at work, but I don’t use a cash register. What am I?”
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The best part of working at a big department store while Having IBS is getting to jog a quarter of a mile to the bathroom whenever I suddenly realize I’m about to shit myself
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why did we ever accept the idea of being paid every two weeks instead of dismembering the first person to suggest it and putting their head on a spike?
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Vincent Price, bi icon
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We no longer have “employees” now they’re all “associates” and frankly I don’t prefer this. I can tolerate being employed by you, but I do not wish to be associated with your ass
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’m gonna need to ask people to stop setting themselves on fire all these emergency vehicles are really mucking up traffic
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Carrie @carebear620.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Which ribs are the spare ones? The bottom two?
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yeah that exactly
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Douglas Adams came up with a much more elegant way of saying it at one post but it really is just the same shit everywhere
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Muscle memory is the wildest concept like wdym my muscles have memory. Hopefully not of all the embarrassing shit I did in 8th grade
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Everything loops now. Everything is in a loop. Repeat repeat repeat. Don’t think. Consume. Repeat.
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Eventually it will all be gas stations
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The revolution will probably be televised a little bit
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Today is not August 17th. It is a completely unique day that has never happened before and will never happen again. Act like it
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“AI creator” is an oxymoron
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
POW, Mia! Right in the kisser!
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“What’s your domming style in the bedroom?” | V
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
ACAB includes the band The Police cause man fuck that shit
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The worst thing about Harry Potter (aside from being written by a horrible bigot) is that there isn’t any kind of magic “system”. It’s just a bunch of whimsical bullshit…written by a horrible bigot
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Impact play” sounds like what you’d call a stage show that resonates deeply with audiences and causes a cultural shift in the medium
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Somebody really needs to explain to “marketers” wtf “quotation marks” are supposed to mean
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Why does every Gen X comedian mention at some point in their set that they used to drink from the hose is it a contractual obligation thing
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
We used to be a proper country. We used to close our own trunks by hand
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sanrio daily @sanrio-daily.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If a man is a miserable little pile of secrets then a woman must be a joyful mountain of truths
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You can’t spell necromancer without romance
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Your father was wrong about everything. Accept it.
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
No I do not want FRENCH vanilla in my coffee. This is AMERICA. Give me the AMERICAN vanilla. I know you have it back there DONT TRY TO HIDE JT FRKM ME
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Affluence = wealth Effluence = shit English is a stupid fucking language.
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The only “inappropriate language” as far as I’m concerned is French
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I, like most trans women took estrogen and evolved from nerd to slut. I went from MTG to STDs
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is the time of my life and I can tell
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My gender marker on my drivers license should just say P for pervert
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I transitioned cause I couldn’t figure out how to do daps
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Idontknowleavemealone @wallysb1tch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I love the word gock cause it’s a portmanteau of girl cock but it’s also the sound you make when I shove it down your throat
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