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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈

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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kiddo: If the air we breathe is 80% nitrogen, why do say that humans 'breathe' oxygen shouldn't we say that humans 'convert' oxygen? Me: I've literally been awake for ten minutes. Come back in two hours.
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I Can'T Do This Right Now Cal Bradford
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We have security cameras and I am constantly looking at the feeds because it's the easiest way to watch the birds in my yard without scaring them away 🤣
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
30°C/86°F is a touch hotter than I was hoping for when I asked for good weather for today 😅
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Little One's 5th birthday party is tomorrow and to ensure that every kid who is coming can eat cake, I'm making a gluten-free, nut-free, egg-free, dairy-free, vegan cake 😅 Hopefully it turns out well!
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They're My Gardener @gardening-goblin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These succulent gardens belonged to Kiddo's great-grandmother. They've not really been tended to since she passed away, so we're going to tidy them up & maintain them from now on. #GardeningGoblin #GardeningAustralia #GardeningAU #Gardening
Two circular planters of different sizes sat on top of plinths. Both planters are planted with a variety succulents.
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack. ME3
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Alien Dance in Kitchen
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Currently reading: Honeysuckle by Bar Fridman-Tell #BookSky #Honeysuckle
A tabby cat rests their head on a book called Honeysuckle
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That was painful to watch. Brisbane played well, but Freo losing hurts and I don't even support them 😩 #AFLGrandFinal
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I went outside to water the garden during #AFLGrandFinal halftime and the rest of the family followed me out but no one grabbed a set of keys 😫 We managed to break back in just after the third quarter started 😅 Note to self: Fix wardrobe window.
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They're My Gardener @gardening-goblin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stopped by the native nursery and accidentally bought a bunch of plants 😄 #GardeningGoblin #GardeningAustralia #GardeningAU #Gardening
A set of exterior stairs with a range of potted plants on the steps.
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They're My Gardener @gardening-goblin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've now added a dwarf mandarin tree, strawberries, and jalapeño to the edible garden. #GardeningGoblin #GardeningAustralia #GardeningAU #Gardening
Garden showing a young mandorin sapling.Garden bed showing a strawberry plant.A garden bed with a jalapeño plant and stake.
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every afternoon/early evening, the kids and I go outside to our front yard. I'll water the gardens and then sit on our porch and watch them play together on their scooters. It's a simple ritual that I always look forward to each day.
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Currently Reading: Morsel by Carter Keene #BookSky #Morsel
Book cover for Morsel by Carter Keane, showing a toothy animal skull surrounded by colorful flowers, foliage, and red-winged insects.

Transcribed Text:

MORSEL

BITE THE
HAND THAT
FEEDS YOU.

CARTER KEANE

“Goes all in with teeth bared. Absolutely delicious.”
—SARAH GAILEY, USA Today bestselling author
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm not an Erika Ishii fan ever since they responded to my pointing out that they are against genAI voice acting but VA'd a game that used genAI images (Hawthorn) by blocking me 🤣 But we all know that the hate/harassment they are currently receiving is founded in racism and sexism. It's gross.
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One Dragon Age to Get to Know Me: One Character: Vivienne One Battle: The Siege of Adamant Fortress One Protagonist: The Warden One Villain: Loghain One Game: Dragon Age 2 One Romance: Alistair One Place: Grand Necropolis One Heartbreak: Leandra #DragonAge
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why on Earth would anyone want to lay claim to Victor Salva as queer representation in horror? Gross 🤮
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Little One is non-verbal but occasionally she'll say a word or mimic what we say. Partner & Kiddo were talking DC storylines and were discussing the different Robins when Little One walked over to them and said "Dick! Dick!" I know she heard the word in relation to Dick Grayson but still... 😅🤣😅
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think it's turned out well!
A wooden chopping board with three flowers laid out on top of it.
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Where I do my posting from:
View of the Captain's Quarters on board the Normandy as seen from the lounge area.
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I maintain that this is still the best Marvel game 🤣
A winged, tiger carrying a sword-wielding Deadpool and a bikini-clad woman flying across a rainbow-filled sky.
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey horror peeps! Does anyone know where I can purchase the ebook of "Dead Sea" by Tim Curran in Australia that *isn't* Amazon? Kobo seems to have all of his books except for this one 😫 TIA! 💀 #BookSky #HorrorSky #Horror #DeadSea #TimCurran
Book cover showing a misty sailing ship beneath tangled curling strands, with red text reading “DEAD SEA” and “TIM CURRAN.”
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Man's Serious Look, Pouty Disapproval
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My partner's bday is this weekend. They've been wanting farmhouse style cutting board for awhile so I went looking. They are EXPENSIVE!!! So I decided to make one myself. I went to a lumber yard, got two pieces of wood (one to practice on), sanded it down, and now I'm sealing it with oil and wax.
A patio outdoor table setting soing a wooden board on a glass table.
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#TeamMacklemore #FreePalestine #FUCKISRAEL
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Drop some SIGNS ☢️🚯⚠️⛔️☣️
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Signs Movie Alien Running Scene
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Accurate www.attachmentproject.com
A quadrant chart titled “Comparing Your attachment scores” compares avoidant attachment on the vertical axis with anxious attachment on the horizontal axis. Avoidant scores increase from low at the bottom to high at the top; anxious scores increase from low on the left to high on the right. Dashed lines divide the chart into four colored quadrants: light blue “DISMISSING” in the upper left, pink “FEARFUL-AVOIDANT” in the upper right, blue-green “SECURE” in the lower left, and pale orange “PREOCCUPIED” in the lower right.

Five colored circles mark scores. An orange “AT WORK” circle is near the upper-left edge, indicating high avoidant and low anxious scores. A pale peach “FATHER (CG2)” circle is near the top of the vertical dividing line. A dark purple “GENERAL” circle and a lighter purple “MOTHER (CG1)” circle overlap near the left side of the horizontal dividing line. A red “ROMANTIC” circle is lower on the left side. A legend below the chart identifies the colors for General, Romantic, Mother (CG1), Father (CG2), and At Work.
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Scylla and Charybdis have been playing with this packing paper for over half an hour so far. Meanwhile, Calypso is pretending that she's too cool to join in 😄 #Cats
Three cats, two cats are playing with brown packing paper.A cat sits amidst brown packing paperOne cat sits on brown packing paper looking at the camera whilst a second cat sits facing awayTwo cats sleep on a wooden floor. One cat is on top of brown packing paper
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They're My Gardener @gardening-goblin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A few casualties but the onee that have survived are doing quite well! Little One loves having her own garden to water and pick flowers from. #GardeningGoblin #GardeningAustralia #GardeningAU #Gardening
Image shows a garden scene with two flowering plants.Shows a garden scebe with two flowering plants.
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They're My Gardener @gardening-goblin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The lavender is flowering very prettily 💚 #GardeningGoblin #GardeningAustralia #GardeningAU #Gardening
A picture showing two small lavender plants in a garden bed, both plants are in bloom.
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They're My Gardener @gardening-goblin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some new natives to add to my edible garden! Native Thyme (Prostanthera incisa) River Mint (Mentha australis) Bignay (Antidesma bunius) #GardeningGoblin #GardeningAustralia #GardeningAU #Gardening
Image shows three plant pots with plants.
Feom left to right:
Native Thyme (Prostanthera incisa)
River Mint (Mentha australis)
Bignay (Antidesma bunius)
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wolverine SPOILERS (minor) So the way they've reimagined things is...interesting. Essex seemingly being an amalgamation of themself, Xavier, and Magneto is something. Love seeing the Morlocks but Leech. Damn 😭 #Wolverine #WolverineGame #WolverinePS5 #InsomniacGames #WolverineSpoilers
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kiddo was waiting until midnight so he could play the new Wolverine game. I bet he is still awake when I get up in the morning 😅
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We have a resident possum the recently found a way into our roof. We booked someone to come check the roof but we haven't seen/heard possum in a few days. Wildlife removalist just came to check our ceiling. Blood and possum urine everywhere along with fucking rat baits! Possum likely ate some 😭
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
YUM!
A bowl of cock-a-leekie soup with chicken, carrot, leek, and rice visible
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Had a sudden craving for cock-a-leekie. I just have to wait two hours until I can eat it 😅
A stockpot with a whole chicken, carrots, and celery visible
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is how I flirt
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You Know Marie
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When did we stop spelling connection as "connexion" and why did it change? Did a bunch of English professors get together at the end of the 19th century and decide that from that point on, x was to be replaced by ct?
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was a weird child. I didn't fear anything until it had actually harmed me. So, • Dogs (5yrs onwards) • Drowning (12yrs onwards) Things like the dark, bring alone, snakes, monsters, strangers etc never bothered me. I didn't learn to actually fear things until I was a teenager.
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Edward Elderman @elderman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The shows I grew up with 😅 youtu.be/IG9wdsQkSpk?...
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I watched Australia's outrageous '90s kids TV | Rob Anderson Down Under Tour
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Little One turns five soon and we're having a garden party for her and her friends. Instead of party favours, I've bought a bunch of small terracotta pots that she and her friends can paint and plant some native seeds in which they can then take home and watch grow 🪴
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They're My Gardener @gardening-goblin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The irises that I transplanted have started to flower again. I think the move has been successful 😀 #GardeningGoblin #GardeningAustralia #GardeningAU #Gardening
A flowering iris plant in a garden bed covered in wood chips.
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You brew coffee; you steep tea. I absolutely hate it when people say "I'll brew some tea". No. You won't. You'll STEEP it! STEEEEEEEP IT!
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Tea Gossip
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
FINALLY!!!
Library loan screen showing Gerardo Sámano Córdova’s copy of Monstrilio, due in 21 days with 0% progress.
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've two enclosures in need of residents but I can't decide which of these four I want the most 😫 Which two would you choose?
Two Bundaberg Banded snailsRed Spotted Chafer beetleRhinoceros BeetleRed-Legged Rainforest Millipede
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is likely my favourite song of 2026. Immediately made me think of Phil Collins and his African fetishism. Also, I may be wrong, but "jambo" is a kiswahili word but I think the gentleman is speaking in zulu? youtu.be/qJBm1n8JUZ8?...
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Kyle Gordon - Mr. Jambo (feat. Barry Bergen) [Official Music Video]
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Had my first shower since the dressing came off my knee and the water made all the scabbed up skin slough off. It was gross! 🤢
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Max Greenfield (Schmidt) Dry Heaving
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There woukd be more kraken sightings in that 24 hours than the rest of history combined 🦑
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Giant Squid Captured on Camera by Diving Shop Kaiyu
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Kiddo: The only good thing Boomers ever did was give birth to Millennials because everything else they did was shit. Me:
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Jim Halpert: Okay Sounds Good
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Kel 🧌 Disordered Fancy 🫈 @wallpaperarsenic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
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Cyclops X-Men: Iconic Red Visor Look
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