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@wallbie.bsky.social
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MDNI, Mostly NSFW, Religion=Cult Nerd, perv, swinger, pleasure dom. I make created wrestlers, record parody songs, and do other things here and there. I'm just here to have fun. "Art is resistance" -NIN

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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 9h
"Fuck you, San Diego!"
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 9h
Oh, Whiz Comics!
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 9h
38%!? That's nearly not quite half.
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 9h
Pretty much.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 16h
I want you to think of this every time you see Elon Musk dancing on stage. He could literally fund ALL school lunches for 55 years.
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 13h
youtu.be/rKiw94M2v8A?...
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Mad Season - Wake Up (Audio)
YouTube video by MadSeasonVEVO
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 14h
The idiotic SNL sketch I still like to quote. youtu.be/Xv2VIEY9-A8?...
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Matt Foley: Van Down By The River - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 14h
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 14h
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Xluna and Friend High Five on the Beach
ALT: Xluna and Friend High Five on the Beach
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 19h
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 15h
If I get to like 80, which I kinda hope I don't, I really want this set up. Beats the hell out of a giant Hoveround scooter.
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 15h
The fuck are you talking about? 😂
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 15h
Loved the movie, but hated the end for Cherish. 😢😢
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 15h
Damn. Who is she?
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 15h
If I'm being honest, that Iron Monger suit The Dude was wearing in the final battle was much scarier than any gold and red armor you can come up with.
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 17h
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
then what is the point of giving them 30% of my money every 2 weeks
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 18h
The patriarchy hard at work.
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 18h
Made in WWE '13. #wallbieswarriors
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 18h
I'm going to take this as a prompt for a future Hold My Beer match between Hulk and Zebediah Killgrave. Unfortunately, Hulk is gray where they're both in WWE 2K16. Of course, Skaar and Purple Man are in WWE 2K23. 🤔 #wallbieswarriors
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 19h
I liked it better than the first one. I don't understand why it got all of the hate it did. I used some covid money to finally break down and buy the 3D blu ray.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ships don't sink because of the water around them. Ships sink because of the water that gets in them. Says Skeletor hoping you keep the water out and keep sailing.
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bronze Age Babies @bronzeagebabies.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reminder: …well, you know by now. Detail from Superman Smashes the Klan (2019), by Gene Luen Yang and Gurihiru.
Superman punches a Nazi into tomorrow.
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watched this Tuesday after I had some cysts removed from my eyelids. Seems like they'd be slightly related, but they really aren't.
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's what the blue pills are for.
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be/gDM44yAZ7EA?...
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V.I.P. | PS1 | 4K60ᶠᵖˢ UHD🔴| Longplay Walkthrough Playthrough Full Movie Game
YouTube video by Kawaii Games
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, my dad bod gut is proof she's full of it. 😆
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kinda what I'm thinking. The second wasn't a great ending with Quicksilver dying and all.
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Think he did the same thing with his gloves. Robert Pattinson wore them in The Batman.
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So that's what was in the briefcase from Pulp Fiction.
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just wait until Avengers: Doomsday. Also, why is it every Avengers movie after the first two are usually a total downer? I expect the FoX-Men to get killed off in Doomsday and Dr. Doom is bound to win.
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two "waifujulie" accounts have decided to follow me today. Look, I've already got some naked pictures I took of my wife's friend Julie, I don't need to go to a fake OnlyFans account. Thanks.
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Speaking of using a knife.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"But he's Jewish..."
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I paired plaid underwear with polka dot socks. What will this prostitute think of me!?"
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Rowan Atkinson as Johnny English Knight
ALT: Rowan Atkinson as Johnny English Knight
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good fucking gawud! Anyone got a name for this beauty? Please and thank you! 🫠
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's like idiots here in Oklahomophobia had a hard-on for Ron DeSantis a few years ago. On the flipside, I don't expect Mamdani to be the president. This country is too racist for that. I want to see Katie Porter be the first female president with Pete Buttigieg as vice president.
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also, I didn't choose to listen to this one or some of the other country music I've endured this year. I had to take my parents to the doctor multiple times this past summer. It's either a country station or podcasts of Fox News with them. 😒
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At least that's kinda how I sing this song in my head when I'm mowing the yard. I want to write a parody for it. 😂 youtu.be/pL438wQZTDM?...
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Blake Shelton - Stay Country or Die Tryin' (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Blake Shelton
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Her husband's songwriting is a string of maga catchphrases and buzzwords. . . . Ooh Slap your ass if a skeeter's on it Mm-hmm Obama turned my life to shit We're the red, white and blue Eatin' high on the hog Half the people in my high school Had the name John I'll stay in the closet Or die tryin'
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wallbie @wallbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a sad sack of christofacist bullshit.
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